Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 65 21.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 48 15.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 105 34.4%

  • Total voters
    305
If Spectre ever turned hard on Nick, he'd probably get called a pedo too. Or some other made up bullshit.
I could see Nick bypassing the easily verifiable stolen valor stuff to go straight to accusing him of being a diddler. Real odd how that's the first place his mind goes to.
 
There’s so much wrong with this faggot, people don’t give him enough shit for leaving guns lying in the open.

The rifle was under the bed, but details of any lock-up were absent. The handguns were in a safe in the garage.

IMO this is a very naive view of psychedelics that ignores the countless numbers of people who had their brains mushed by these drugs and encountered horrifying things while on them.

DMT can break your brain.
 
If the oldest son took up drinking to cope with being his manchild father's keeper I honestly wouldn't blame him.
I would hope that he'd have the opposite reaction, seeing that the drinking is where this all started. Well, not the deviancy itself since I'm going to guess he was doing weird swinger shit with his wife even before they started doing internet kahntent, but the breakdown of his inhibitions that led to him not having the good sense to keep the BBC resort vacations discrete. If he wasn't providing the proto a-log community so many loose strings to pull up and managed to pace his drinking well enough to just maintain a low buzz on stream I doubt any of it ever would have come out. Or if it did, it'd be a small number of people the majority of the internet believed were schizos.

I do wonder if there's some kind of genetic aspect to the lolcow mindset though. I think there will be several lolcow dynasties out there like the Ja/ck/ scalfani clan
 
Nick should be thankful we’re just mildly interested and not actually obsessed.

Because if we were, there’d be a caravan of cars heading to Spicer in order to spit on Nick or give him a knuckle sandwich.

I want to push that a little.

Yeah, you go to SOME coke or amphetamine addicts house, and it’s spotless and he/she’s cleaning the counters one more time because he can still feel that sweet dopamine hit and it feels better when you’re DOING something.

Other come addicts just sit in their own filth and take line after line and pipe hit after pipe hit.

Simultaneously you can find heroin junkies who’ve never stolen anything their entire life, or weed smokers who make a living out of shop lifting.

Drugs don’t fundamentally change who you are.

If you’ve always been an asshole, you’re going to be a bigger asshole.

Nick was always a piece of shit at heart.

Eventually every addict goes into decline. That keeping clean and being honest thing erodes away and only the worst traits are visible.
 
Kiwis like Null, @AnOminous, and myself have been called pedos by him not because we are, but because he feels we have defied his will (the highest crime ever, in his narcissistic mind) and are critical of him. It's been his go-to invective towards his enemies for a while now. Not just towards Farmers, either. See also, Monty, Meme Copium, Kurt, etc.. Because, heaven forbid he actually refute any of the criticism (much of which is has been valid, so he can't).
The fact that he calls other people pedos as his go-to continues to be disturbing, when we consider that his insults are always projection.

The weird prose the cops found about a father and daughter just makes it even more horrifying. Especially when Nick constantly sexualizes his own children (by accusing Null of wanting to jerk off to them).
 
The fact that he calls other people pedos as his go-to continues to be disturbing, when we consider that his insults are always projection.

The weird prose the cops found about a father and daughter just makes it even more horrifying. Especially when Nick constantly sexualizes his own children (by accusing Null of wanting to jerk off to them).
The fact that his mom's pills were in his bedroom suggests this might be an entirely different level to the Kandiyohi county conspiracy. Look at Nick's weird, disgusting skeleton body. He gives off powerful dysgenic vibes. Is he an inbred member of one of the ancient Kandiyohi county bloodline societies? Does the Zooluminati go back to the day of the Lamanites? Do these people sacrifice some of their children to ensure a bountiful harvest of corn? Or did he simply join the Kandiyohi county conspiracy as a way to escape accountability for his crack ghoul activities and is now working with Hunter Biden, who was manipulating Joe into ruining Rekieta's life all along? All valid questions at this point.
 
I have a few autistic points to make about the home after reading the bodycam notes and listening to MATI. Link to all the Zillow pics is here. I know this is repetitive to some here, but I think it's worth repeating for tourists.

(To be clear, I don't expect Null or the wonderful women who took notes to be autistic enough to have seen these pics, but it's helpful to understand this home.)

1. The home is very "open concept". That is, there is a large living room/dining area/kitchen on the main floor and a large family room downstairs.

Main level:
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Downstairs:
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MAIN LEVEL

2. The powder room without a shower or bath, where a safe was found on the main level with a baggie hanging out, is one of these rooms - I assume there is a powder room on each floor.
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3. Still on the main level, the confusing room (noted by one of the transcribers) where clean clothes were hung up is likely the large walk-in closet off the laundry room, which is connected to the master on the main level.
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4. This is the sunroom that April mentioned to the cops. Nick has done several Locals streams from this location. It's off the main living area.
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5. As for the location of the master bedroom, which a transcriber said is in view of the entry, I've always been confused about that. It's either:

Behind one of these doors:
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Or down this hallway off the living room. Note the laundry room is in view:
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DOWNSTAIRS

6. There is not exactly what I would call a "study" in front of Nick's office. It's open to the family room and, yes, contains bookshelves.
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it sounds like even steeltoe aaron was pretty generous about the state of the house. i'd say his description was rather diplomatic compared to the cam footage viewers and he has way more of a reason to exaggerate shit.
Tough to go balls to the wall with how disgusting the place was when you brought your own children to the house. Aaron's stories always paint him as the heckin smartest most responsible of the drug addicts. Since his only public facing opponent in that battle is Nick it's tough not to gloss over Aaron and just focus on Nick's insanity and obvious lies.

It's apparent Aaron was full of shit when he stated he only did coke 3 or 4 times. You arent wife swapping with a cokehead for months and only partaking a couple of times. This isnt how coke scenes work, specifically with a wealthy cocaine addict like nick who is hoarding ounces at his house and giving it away for free. Aaron was on the zoot train far longer than he let's on, but people let it slide because Nick's hyperbolic lies are much more aggregious than Aaron's.
 
I've always interrupted it as Nick wanting them to not be private about having sex and do it openly/around him so he could "learn" or so sex "wouldn't have a stigma" to him. At least, that would be his cope/answer when pressed on it. The fact we know he is a cuck now gives away what the real meaning is, he wanted to watch because it sexually excited him.
I figured one of his kids saw something they shouldn't have, and this was his way of getting ahead of it. It's good that they saw me playing Naked Balldo Leapfrog with not-Mommy. I wish I'd seen my dad doing that!
 
The fact that his mom's pills were in his bedroom suggests this might be an entirely different level to the Kandiyohi county conspiracy. Look at Nick's weird, disgusting skeleton body. He gives off powerful dysgenic vibes. Is he an inbred member of one of the ancient Kandiyohi county bloodline societies? Does the Zooluminati go back to the day of the Lamanites? Or did he simply join the Kandiyohi county conspiracy as a way to escape accountability for his crack ghoul activities and is now working with Hunter Biden, who was manipulating Joe into ruining Rekieta's life all along? All valid questions at this point.
Maybe Nick pizzolatto knows something we don't?
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DMT can break your brain.
Well then Nick has nothing to worry about, he's not using his.
I have a few autistic points to make about the home after reading the bodycam notes and listening to MATI. Link to all the Zillow pics is here. I know this is repetitive to some here, but I think it's worth repeating for tourists.
Nice house, a perfect place to raise 5 kids. Shame it was wasted on a white nigger like Crackieta.
 
Literally the first thing on the bodycam footage after they breach is a "scared child." That is after a clearly coached kid told the cops their daddy had told them not to answer the door.
The child repeating how daddy told her to not let them in also implies she is more frightened of how Nicholas will react to her being unable to prevent them from entering than she fears unknown men in uniform suddenly busting down the door to her home. The kind of thing that would have most normal your children break down in tears.

No, that isn't the reason. It's because kids in foster care cost money to the state.

It has nothing to do with foster families abusing children.
It kind of has, but in the exact same way you mentioned, the restitutions for children abused in families the state placed them with also costs the state money and can be very hefty where as if they leave the children with their original but abusive parents most restitution and court costs can be forced on the biological parents.

Britney Spears shaved head arc, when?
The drug abuse and nutritional deficiencies will have that red and blue bowling ball he uses for brain-hole storage sparkling well before he can be bothered.

Melton and Vito are going ignore the tape and Nick lived it so I guarantee no pedophiles are going to watch it
That’s not a great theory because kids will be censored out anyway. So it’s not even an issue. Pretty sure the sheriff has to know that.
Hopefully, but do remember that there is one person who already has access to the completely unredacted and uncensored bodycam, Nicholas, as in the ''man'' defending self-admitted pedophiles while labelling anyone who points this out as a diddler. Taking his ever more deranged actions into account the only reason I have to not think he has already shared it with them for their pleasure is because MAPton and Vito the Pedo would be unable to keep quiet about it.

Can it be male B-Cluster Personality Disorder? Google says they are rare, but possible?
More like a Beta-male personality disorder! heyooo!

I could get @Null a law license if he wanted one. It would be from an Injun Tribe but I know of one that let's anyone take the bar exam even without a degree. He could take the exam remotely from Serbia. Then he could be officially Joshua Moon Esquire.
''That is Johm Potter ESQUIRE to you balldo-fag!'' :null:
 
>I never said the police planted drugs in my house
You said the police illegally obtained their warrant and "contaminated" your daughter's hair with cocaine to make her test positive, you lying fuck.

>I barely watched the bodycam footage
Did you look away in shame as you watched the filth you raised your children in? Did you at least take a moment to consider how your kids could easily look into your bedroom and see the drugs and sex toys you left out? Did you at least think "Oh shit, what kind of example am I setting for them?" No you fucking didn't. Your home was so bad the county you accused of conspiring against you is going out of its way to hide the footage of your house so outsiders don't think your community is a junkie shithole.

>Nick made the mistakes, his children didn't
And that's what people are pissed off about. The kids are the victims, not the Balldo'd nonpracticing lawyer who likes to act like he's taking responsibility for his "mistakes." How many times did he bitch about having to drive his kids around the county first thing in the morning while spending all night drinking and being fucked up on drugs? I don't remember any of his Balldo washers being concerned about his kids' wellbeing then.

>Those Ronversations were with me
Ron Soye's biggest crime is being Ron Soye and that's his punishment. Nick, your crime is being an unfit father who huffs whippets because they don't show up on a drug test. Enjoy not being able to wipe your own ass after they fuck up your nervous system. I'd tell you you'd be better off on the booze and coke but you'll end up in prison the moment you piss hot.
 
K puts you into a fucking stupor on the couch for hours. It's shit and I can't believe that it has become a mainstream party drug so quickly.

Oh it dawned on me

Nick used coke to keep from passing out from drinking

I had a hvac dude tell me ounce he did some dope (meth) at the bar, swore that it would sober him up.

But he swore that one time out drinking he did the magic amount of booze and drugs and ended up sober....he said it kinda sucked all that money and no buzz.
 
Absolutely fair, it was getting too long for easy 1.2.3. points but my assumption is that their goal is to first have it never entered into evidence, (despite that it was), then they bullshit their way into having the MNDES entering being a clerical error or an interns mistake that has no relevance or legal bearing because it should never have happened and thus removing it from MNDES is just ''Correcting the record and nothing to see here officer!'', then they would apply the 90 day standard to it basically.
Hmm, but the thing I quoted is specifically for things that are uploaded but not entered as evidence - which is the status they have now created/ confirmed. The Order said to mark those as "not accepted" but did not say to remove them from MNDES, as that request should have to come from White as the (presumable) account owner.

The kids have been embarrassed (if not ashamed) for a long time now, so that point is moot.
That's what I said, no?

The fact that his mom's pills were in his bedroom suggests this might be an entirely different level to the Kandiyohi county conspiracy. Look at Nick's weird, disgusting skeleton body. He gives off powerful dysgenic vibes. Is he an inbred member of one of the ancient Kandiyohi county bloodline societies? Does the Zooluminati go back to the day of the Lamanites? Do these people sacrifice some of their children to ensure a bountiful harvest of corn? Or did he simply join the Kandiyohi county conspiracy as a way to escape accountability for his crack ghoul activities and is now working with Hunter Biden, who was manipulating Joe into ruining Rekieta's life all along? All valid questions at this point.
He's not from Kandiyohi or even Minnesota.
 

From 2:35 onwards in this clip, Nick said on his Friday 30th evening stream:

"That being said, someone who filed for the request under a false name and uh, spent the last several weeks on the internet talking about his actual purpose of the bodycam, probably shouldn't umm.. go before the court and say its for news gathering purposes or public interest when its clearly for uh, private interest.
A private interest of...conducting a campaign of public shame. Courts don't like it when you lie. I dunno, if Josh knows that or not".

Has this been elaborated further by either Rekieta or Null? This allegation remains suspiciously unrepeated from Nick's later rants on his Twitter account.
 
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