Debate @-Jack- on the ethics of lusting for Kiwi penis, whether or not you are in retrograde, and Britney Spears - Homosexually, Celestial bodies, and pop stars, oh my!

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Little update on @-Jack- , our resident expert on Britney Spears and sucking dick.

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(grabbed this from Sneedchat since it takes a bit to update the PFPs from the main website)

Today, he changed his profile picture from Foodie Beauty to a photo of Britney Spears, so I had to slip in a cheeky dig at the end of a post about some retarded politician in the UK thread:
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Loving the Hannah Montana profile pic, btw.
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-Jack- said:
It's Britney Spears you dumb bitch
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Predictably, this upset him quite a bit, causing him to start shitting up my profile with...
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Debate @-Jack- on why setting his profile picture to Hannah Montana was a bad idea.
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You're a wild dog? He still wants dat bussy bro, you better watch out, I see lots of starfishes in your future if you aren't careful, not the sealife kind either.
-Jack- said:
you're legit fucking stupid, its' fucking pride motnh, and this is what you do? respect my religous holiday , NOW!

i'm so fucking angree right now... HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE, <3333
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I don't think gay sin month is a thing that gets actually celebrated anymore, especially after all the gay lust/envy/gluttony you've been demonstrating.
Still not proud enough to expleeeen the childhood trauma allegations so I suppose we'll just assume hit me baby on the radio as it happened I guess.
 
-Jack- said:
I'm not allowed to explain myself, i'm being actively silenced by everyone. I am like the modern day jesus, just hang me on the cross and say oy vey.
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You have this thread to say whatever you want you dumb poo poo eating faggot, say it or stop whining.
 
-Jack- said:
I'm not allowed to explain myself, i'm being actively silenced by everyone. I am like the modern day jesus, just hang me on the cross and say oy vey.
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If you think about it, you are literally Britney. Do you have a pair of clippers? I have an idea how you could get us all to leave you (and Britney) alone.

Mound Dweller said:
You have this thread to say whatever you want you dumb poo poo eating faggot, say it or stop whining.
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Right? He got pissy earlier because I posted in the username thread and not here "because I can't even talk about it" or whatever.
 
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Crunkle said:
If you think about it, you are literally Britney. Do you have a pair of clippers? I have an idea how you could get us all to leave you (and Britney) alone.


Right? He got pissy earlier because I posted in the username thread and not here "because I can't even talk about it" or whatever.
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my dad used to shave my head when I was a kid, I hated t.
 
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-Jack- said:
you sound like a stupid, inbred nigger "poo poo eating faggot". Straight guys eat ass too, when was teh last time you got laid bitch
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If you don't want to discuss the underage buttblasting at least elaborate on your predilection for asian boi bussy, it's a bit niche.
 
Mound Dweller said:
Because you told us you got buttblasted as a child you dimwit, you're not just gay you're a faggot, faggot, and Crunkle is boringly normal that's why.
Now explain the yellowfever, is it communism thing?
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I like all types of guys, not just asians. But everyone has a preference.
 
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-Jack- said:
I like all types of guys, not just asians. But everyone has a preference.
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I feel like "I want to fuck all men" would get the same point across.

I want to hear a little bit more about the LGBT salon you went to for a haircut and a bleach.
 
-Jack- said:
I like all types of guys, not just asians. But everyone has a preference.
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Your follow list was overwhelmingly yellow asians man you definitely have a type, are they the ones who keep ghosting you too?
 
Crunkle said:
I feel like "I want to fuck all men" would get the same point across.

I want to hear a little bit more about the LGBT salon you went to for a haircut and a bleach.
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It was okay, it's a gay couple, they're nice. They have a pug dog, cute. They claim they don't charge by gender as it's a non-binary salon but idk.

I felt like it was okay, they do the hair for the strictly come dancing lot and a lot of gay celebs in London so I guess they think they can charge a lot.

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Your follow list was overwhelmingly yellow asians man you definitely have a type, are they the ones who keep ghosting you too?
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No lol? it's just porn. You must have a type you like? girls with big tits? chicks with dicks?
 
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-Jack- said:
No lol? it's just porn. You must have a type you like? girls with big tits? chicks with dicks?
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Don't tell me kayeff is the only place you estalk your prospective ebfs, you're still openly craving poor Crunkle's backend afterall I dread to imagine what gets sent out on other platforms.
 
-Jack- said:
i'd say making a thread and phonebooking me is obessive, but hey-ho. If you wanna fuk, just hit me up, innit.
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Nobody wants to sex you faggot, we just crave the human connection of laughing at retards.
If you're just gonna piss vinegar I am done with you, boring.
 
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