Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

Staph took the narcissistic bait and replied to this lady's post:


Note Julie's reply, lol. Probably one of the handful of times that Staph has ever received a compliment.

Full image:

The alt text:

A nonbinary transmasc person who is wearing a fedora style hat covered with buttons. They have on colorful eyeshadow and a necklace with a charm that reads REBEL. They are also sporting a mustache and beard. He is peeking out from under the brim of the hat and smiling slightly in a way that suggests they feel cool.

'Smiling slightly in a way that suggest they feel cool' LOL. What a shit salad of pronoun swapping. I'm sure the blind really find it helpful. I guess they are saved from being able to see the selfie in all its glory, so they win.

It's an old selfie, but I wonder if she has got her teeth fixed yet?

Grim.


She has a cooking magazine subscription like a true and honest middle aged lady.

ETA: The hotdog abomination post sent my friends mental. A rancid looking hotdog covered in vomit on a paper plate against a sofa backdrop is giving Stuart Ashens sampling a £2 microwave meal. Why does she use paper plates, it's so wasteful. (I know the answer is laziness). I forgot to add the alt text, which is my new favourite Staph thing:

A patterned paper bowl sitting on a couch. In the bowl is a hot dog on a bun with some chili spread on top. The chili consists of ground beef and onions in a thick tomato sauce.

That sauce is not thick. I imagine that the paper bowl became soggy.

Posted 23 hours ago and no mention of intestinal outrage since, which is shocking, because the alt text should have simply said 'food poisoning.'

Mastodon:

I take the myths literally, but only because I believe in the multiverse and higher dimensions of reality. Things that are impossible to do here are possible in a different universe that's not bound by the limits of our physics.

Calm down, you're heading into Chris Chan territory.

The first time I did utiseta was on the full moon last July. I had just taken some fly agaric tincture and I saw Loki in front of me plain as day, like a person. I think I even reached out and we touched hands.

You think you did? I feel like she didn't mention this bit when she talked about her uti-sitoutside.


Can't wait! Hope it's outside.


I wish we knew more about this AFTER group.

 

[JaneThough]

I’m so embarrassed for her. That’s not a Coney Island hot dog, Staph. That’s a “here’s my snooty upscale take on a regional classic.”

 

[DatBepisTho]

Snooty Coney Island would be like some sort of fancy artisan cheese, crispy fried onions, and a homemade fridge relish. Fancy buns if you're feeling it.

But that takes effort to make and dat chili looks like a no-beans canned mix on a beeembo bun. lol

Eta-words

 

[pink cigarettes]

I’m so embarrassed for her. That’s not a Coney Island hot dog, Staph. That’s a “here’s my snooty upscale take on a regional classic.”

Ilu friend but if "canned chili dumped on a hotdog in a white bun" is upscale, then Coney Island style must now mean "dogfood dumped on medical waste"
New York is really headed downhill ((

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

"I can see why! You look smashing." –Julie, laughing her ass off in the privacy of her home

 

[80's Dad]

I am bewildered by this. Has she never had a chili dog before? She needed a magazine to both tell her about this marvelous new invention, but also how to make one? She can't just look at a chili dog and know how it's made? Then she had to share the news about trying the chili dog, in case no one else had heard of them? Like, I know she is sheltered and isolated, but damn. Not knowing what a chili dog is?

Also that hot dog looks like it was cooked by Jack Scalfani. Burnt on the outside, cold in the middle.

 

[a hapless toad]

A rancid looking hotdog covered in vomit on a paper plate against a sofa backdrop is giving Stuart Ashens sampling a £2 microwave meal.

I would rather see Ashens pose a Rustlers burger on his brown microfiber sofa than have to look at Staph's fauxney dog.

Also as a regional hot dog sperg (YES ANOTHER SPERGY TOPIC OF MINE) that is not a Coney. I looked at the Bon Appetit recipe and it had cumin, coriander, and chipotle, like a standard chili. Coneys were created by Greeks and the meat sauce usually has allspice and cinnamon in it.

I can't believe Staph pays for a BA subscription.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I can't believe Staph pays for a BA subscription.

Don't forget, it's a monthly subscription. She was very specific about that.

 

[moorhen]

That tooth is looking worse than ever. Combined with her smug tard look and the visible booger in her nose, it really ties the fat, filthy, fedora wearing neckbeard vibe she’s got going on together.

I see she still isn’t moisturising. I wonder if she’s still using head and shoulders as face wash.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Full image:

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Assuming that old people don't like to get drunk and party on a Saturday night sounds kinda ageist of you, Yarrow. Whose to say that the new housing won't have the same problems? If drunk people are passing by your window, they might not even be your immediate neighbours. She's such a grandma.

She has mentioned wanting to move into an upcoming new apartment building before, which boasts having a LGBT dedicated floor. I don't know why she thinks gay/trans people will be quieter and less likely to grift her.

Recently she also mentioned that Lolki told her she could be moving in January, so she has her hopes up.

Here are some links to what potentially could be the apartments she keeps refering to, which are under the same housing group she is under:

Upcoming developments

So it could be completed in the fall.

News about the development

'a lease preference for LGBTQ+ families.' Staph isn't a LGBTQ+ family. I doubt ghost families count.

More news about the housing

Different completion date.

I could be wrong, but this fits the bill of what she is talking about.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Staph's culinary photography, looking like something that came out the top end of my cat, layered atop something that came out the bottom end of my cat.
Appetismo!

Why does she think she's gonna be allowed in the old people apartments?
If they are specifically for old people and LGBT *families*, they are absolutely not going to let random singletons in. Staph could be mistaken to be a hellraiser. Especially if someone has complained about her blasting revenge-rammstein at all hours. Plus if she's made complaints about being exploited by her neighbours, she'll be on their records as a possible cuckooing risk, which just drags more trouble into what is being specifically made as a safe and quiet area.

Not to mention the fact that you've already got a fucking nearly free sped apt-that places absolutely nowhere on the list for being given another one just cos you farted your current one nasty. Other people need them a lot more. People who don't already have one, for example.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Assuming that old people don't like to get drunk and party on a Saturday night sounds kinda ageist of you, Yarrow. Whose to say that the new housing won't have the same problems? If drunk people are passing by your window, they might not even be your immediate neighbours. She's such a grandma.

Drunken revels on a Saturday night sounds a lot like worship of the Old Gods in general, nature gods and chaos gods specifically.

Dionysus is going to give Loki hell for marrying such a stick-in-the-mud.

 

[Childe]

Staph wanting to take away low-income housing from actual struggling LGBT families so that she can sit alone in the next-to-free apartment all day farting and doing nothing is extremely on-brand for her, to be fair. She’s the main character, after all.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Assuming that old people don't like to get drunk and party on a Saturday night sounds kinda ageist of you, Yarrow.

Yet again, Stephanie shows us how little she knows about the world. Nobody gets drunk and moans and bitches until 2 am quite like a lifelong toothless alcoholic, heartbroken because he's alienated his entire family

Plus if she's made complaints about being exploited by her neighbours, she'll be on their records as a possible cuckooing risk, which just drags more trouble into what is being specifically made as a safe and quiet area.

This. People like her (self-absorbed speds) don't understand that cops, landlords, administrative depts don't care about her emotional journey. It doesn't matter why she was totally justified, actually, in blasting Rammstein; all it means is that she's part of the problem. It doesn't matter if she was totally innocent and got taken advantage of by meanie grifters; all they'll see is "this bearded lady allows drunks to crash at her place and causes drama."

 

[brooky]

I think housing is a right and we need more low-income housing, and that poor people shouldn't be forced to live in shitholes for the crime of being poor.

At the same time, I also believe you get what you pay for. High density living comes with noise. When you pay the price of a value meal for your monthly rate, and the worst thing about the place is drunk noisy neighbours, you're getting a goddam deal.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Happy Pride Month! Staph is already posting all about it, inserting her bullshit beliefs and making it all about herself.

Not a single true and honest gay would know what the fuck these mean if they appeared on their feed. I'll grab the alt text for each one shortly, to put us all out of our misery give us an education.

Alt text for each. No descriptions of what they mean, but whatever. The usual nonsense.

The xenoboy/xenoman pride flag. It consists of 7 horizontal stripes with various shades of purple and blue with an overlaid symbol resembling a rainbow with an upside-down star underneath.

The nonbinary man/enboy pride flag, which consists of 7 horizontal stripes going from blue, green, yellow, white, and then the original three colors reversed.

The demiagender pride flag, which consists of various shades of gray, white, and light green.

The transfloral pride flag (transitioning to a feminine man), which consists of 6 horizontal stripes with various shades of purple, orange, and pink. An overlaid symbol resembles the Mars/masculinity symbol, only the circle is replaced by a flower shape.

The pride flag for angled aroace, which consists of horizontal stripes with various shades of yellow, white, gray, and black.

The noetisexual pride flag, which consists of a white triangle on its side and a light brownish orange stripe on a black background.

The naturum pride flag, which consists of two concentric circles, one with scalloped edges, against the backdrop of five vertical stripes of blue, brown, white, and various shades of green.

The theosexual pride flag, which consists of 5 horizontal stripes of various shades of purple and pink.


No snide comments about trans masc people, but I can't see trans women in that list... Cool. I'm imagining some Pride Month slapfights.


Of course she is, she's a product of your imagination, like all your other live action self insert fan fic versions of deities.

Staph's org has made a statement for Pride Month!

'Our' will always make me lol.

Spoiler: Text

Hello, everyone. Although today marks not the first pride under Trump, it may be our most dangerous yet.

I was recently deeply disheartened by the passing of a transgender teen by the name of Charlotte Fosgate. A memorial page for her can be found here. Not only is this a horrific tragedy, but it is a sign of how far we have fallen as a community. The fact that a transgender minor can post their intention of suicide on a social media site and be baited into taking her life, and there being a long line of victorious comments underneath, is sickening. It is a testament to the fact that we are living in an age of unprecedented and unadulterated fascism.

Yet we must stand up to and vow to outlive the vitriol. This is your sign to keep fighting. If you feel frightened and vulnerable, reach out to those who can hold you through your sorrow and fragility. You are not alone. I, too, have had my moments of weakness. In fact, many closest to me have heard me speak about my chronic pain that I feel has been psychosomatic, directly related to the stress we all have been facing.

This is also a time for our allies. If you are cis, I implore you to use your voice. Stand with us publicly and reach out to us privately. Push back against the narratives of this administration.

We are not “groomers.”

We do not indoctrinate children.

We are not a cult or an ideology.

We do not wish to harm anyone.

It’s not “woke” to use our real names and/or pronouns.

And let us not forget that all forms of oppression are interrelated. You cannot be a trans ally while working with or for ICE. You cannot be a trans ally if you support the genocide in Palestine. The same societal evils that undermine us due to class, race, and disability, also impact every letter of the LGBTQIA, but especially the second half of the acronym.

Pride began as a riot incited not by those who assimilated, but by those who dared to stand out. The queers, the freaks, and the kinksters. We cannot forget this. With bills advancing in areas of the country that criminalize pornography, crossdressing, and even fursuits, we must be unabashedly ourselves.

I will be performing a ritual on the full moon to enhance our courage through an invocation of the All-Father.

I hope you find the courage to keep being you. We need you.

(Yarrow Walker Brown, they/he)

A whole load of defense and copium.


No.

In other news:

'Found' another broken tooth. How the fuck do you not know about another broken tooth? Horrifying. What the fuck is she eating? Rocks?

 

[Childe]

Perhaps the community as a whole are not these things but you are verifiably and provably a groomer, and someone who indoctrinates children into cultlike ideologies, and you very much have harmed children in the past, Yarrow Brown.

Happy pride month to all LGBTKIWIS in this thread! I hope Stephanie Cianfriglia will forever be haunted by her past crimes of grooming children!

 

[pink cigarettes]

Of course she is, she's a product of your imagination, like all your other live action self insert fan fic versions of deities.

Baba Yaga, one of the most well-known folkloric figures of a very traditional, patriarchal culture, who liked to teach young women harsh lessons and assist heroes and occasionally eat children, and whose name p much just means "scary old lady" = sure, Stephanie. Very queer. Yas queen. Definitely a goddess and your bestie. Probably hanging out with Liberace and Freddy Mercury as we speak. All your fake friends are the coolest queerest most revolutionary celebrities who totally want to bang you. This isn't getting even more embarrassing and pathetic at all. Please go to your local slav ByzCath or Orthodox church and tell the old women there that akshully Baba Yaga is an intersex anarchist faggot or something lol

'Found' another broken tooth. How the fuck do you not know about another broken tooth? Horrifying. What the fuck is she eating? Rocks?

So she went to the dentist....and needs to schedule a root canal....and THEY didn't "find" the broken tooth?? So did it break since then or is this dentist even worse than most "help I'm broke" dentists??

 

[a hapless toad]

The noetisexual pride flag, which consists of a white triangle on its side and a light brownish orange stripe on a black background.

"a white triangle on its side"

This dumb bitch needs to learn how to blazon.