Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 22.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 83 29.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 41 14.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 95 33.2%

  • Total voters
    286
It's once again projection because he was a virgin until he met Kayla. Nick was always some awkward whitebread virgin weirdo before college. Now he's the kind of guy who finds 120 Days of Sodom inspiring.
Most people of good character should be honored to have exclusivity with a spouse that way, so very sad that he thinks it's something that needs correcting with Balldos and crackwhores. Again, I hope hell exists.
 
TARD FIGHT
Didn’t Null fully remove himself from this? Isn’t it just (competent and practicing) lawyers fighting against Nick now? Hold on, I need to check the motion to intervene real quick.

Edit: So Josh was listed once in the motion, but it was in reference to “Matthew Hardin (Acting as attorney to Joshua moon). But the rest of the document makes it sound like Hardin is acting alone.
 
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Oh my god. If there is ever a time for there to be a doc drop. This is it. Unless the photos are staged by Nick, why the hell would he do this???
This is something I could imagine old nick telling someone to do. He thinks its like when someone threatens you with nudes so you post a dick pic.

He will cherry pick the images and hope it takes the steam out of the bodycam stuff.
 
Come now!
We all know your real name is Jezus Mon, and have the court documents to prove it.
Wait, I thought he was the award winning Huffington Post journalist Josiah Munoz?

Also yeah, Nick, like Patrick Tomlinson, is a two girl virgin. Which is actually the most pathetic place to be. Being a one and only guy is great HOWEVER if you're doing that, you shouldn't be out there giving people sex advice beyond telling them to be selective, find the right one and keep her. Nick did that, then in his forties fucked it all up over a Minnesota 6. It's actually more pathetic than never having played the game at all tbh.

I'm not going to speculate how many men he's been with but we know for sure at least one, and there's a pretty decent chance his male bodycount is higher than his female bodycount. Also I don't count his own mother pegging him, which seems likely at this point.
 
He sure does like to call people virgins. Better to be one than Balldo'd, Nicky! Kurt and Null are holding all the Ws at this point. Why win sexually when you can win ontologically?
Nothing is more offensive to a sex pervert with a broken penis that desperately wants to fuck than a man with a functioning penis who choses not to fuck.
 
"God complex."

Lol.

Stop hitting yourself, Nick.

"Unlawfully view."

Why do I have a feeling K, @Tiki Bar Man 2, and whomever else, will not be arrested?
Yeah. If it was illegal he should be demanding arrests. But I’m guessing nothing will happen to them. It isn’t their fault they were even given permission. Just wild. Gawd, I wish I wasn’t gonna be at work when this happens.
 
TARD FIGHT
Oh boy!

I'm excited to see the extra-curated photographs that don't show any part of what would be captured on those body cams, much like his studio and kitchen areas, which are set up specifically for streaming. If we're lucky, they'll be from the raid and not later Child Protective Services visits or follow-ups after the hazmat crew has been through the place.
 
Punishment.webp
 
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