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I'm just going to be that guy. With 40 bucks he could make probably 5 homemade cheese pizzas, maybe make 4 and add some sausage.
I have no thread tax I just can't keep my mouth shut sometimes.
Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*
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I have no thread tax I just can't keep my mouth shut sometimes.
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Oh no, if people don't give him money to DoorDash junk he'll have to eat PB&J! The horror! Knowing what we know about Lou though, he'll make at least 4 PB&J sandwiches.
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It's so telling that Lou is so far away from true deprivation that he has no idea what it really looks like. Give him pizza money or he'll have to eat like college students have eaten for half a century! If Charles Dickens could see this he'd weep.
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Yeah, $40 is absolutely retarded, especially if it's for ONE person. I live in a very Italian, very expensive part of the country (not PA thank God) where pizza is taken Very Seriously, and a large pizza is usually between $15 and $25 at a respectable pizza place, depending on how many toppings and whether you get the "speciality" pizzas. (whacky stuff, like mango habanero buffalo pizza, will cost more; a normal cheese and pepperoni is less) The ONLY time I've spent $40 on a pizza was at a hipster microbrew/gastropub in the "charge it to my trustfund" part of a nearby city, and that was for a birthday party pizza with enough toppings to feed eight people. There's no way Lou, with his "sophisticated palate" of canned Dollar store spaghetti sauce, is going to think to buy anything even close to that pretentious.
Lou is most likely looking to eat two, possibly three, wholeass large pizzas by himself, plus delivery fees, "for one night only".
(assuming his price quote is correct, and he's not sneakily overcharging his paypigs)
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Don't forget Lou pitched a fit at Pizza Hut because they stopped selling those big box meals near him. He admitted then that one of those was a single meal for himself.
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Since it's the weekend and I have nothing better to do, I looked it up; the local Greensburg mom & pop pizza places seem to charge between $15 and $25 for a large.
As that's too fancy for Lou, I also checked Pizza Hut; Greensburg's local Pizza Hut is offering a variety of deals, including a large pizza for $12, and a pizza/wing combo for $8:
3 Large pizzas, delivery and taxes included, comes to just shy of $45. You might also get 2 Larges and a pizza/wing combo box for $40, or mix and match; basically enough food for a family pizza night, a single man's pizza week, or three modestly fat people:
So yeah, looks like a three pizza night (please?).
As that's too fancy for Lou, I also checked Pizza Hut; Greensburg's local Pizza Hut is offering a variety of deals, including a large pizza for $12, and a pizza/wing combo for $8:
3 Large pizzas, delivery and taxes included, comes to just shy of $45. You might also get 2 Larges and a pizza/wing combo box for $40, or mix and match; basically enough food for a family pizza night, a single man's pizza week, or three modestly fat people:
So yeah, looks like a three pizza night (please?).
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World’s Best Diabetic award to Lou Gagliardi. He’s speedrunning any% losing his legs with “meals” like that.
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This fat moron has admitted after losing the bone in his foot prior to having an entire toe yeeted that for breakfast he ONLY had 6 slices of toast. Now he didn't mention how much butter or Welch's concorde grape jelly he used so we can only guess how many carbs that particular breakfast contained.
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He asked for $40 for DOORDASH pizzas... so he'll get about half of what $40 would get you if you could hurple to Pizza Hut yourself.
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Or what other food he put between the slices of toast to make three sandwiches.
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Lou doesn't like Brit actress Billie Piper in Doctor Who.
#Pride. (The answer of course is #harrypotter.)
Plenty to feel blessed about.
Could still use the help. Maybe aschat724 is enjoying his pizzas.
$100 (or less too, less is fine) for water and food.
#Pride. (The answer of course is #harrypotter.)
Plenty to feel blessed about.
Could still use the help. Maybe aschat724 is enjoying his pizzas.
$100 (or less too, less is fine) for water and food.
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Sorry to Doctor Who sperg in the Lou thread but this is one of the worst DW takes ever. Rose Tyler was the BEST companion the Doctor ever had and even though current Who has gone to shit I’m excited to have Billie back on the show because she’s a fun actress and I have a crush on her. Given that he likes Ace enough to constantly change his name to that (shit companion and character) his takes on DW just continue to be hot garbage. Sperg over sorry. Damn he’s got such shit taste.Lou doesn't like Brit actress Billie Piper in Doctor Who.
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Sorry, Lou, picking HP over trannies. HP is at least harmless YA fiction.
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What I don't understand about it is she's supposed to be Bad Wolf.
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Basically the BBC has allowed activists, including Russel T Davies, to so badly damage the Who brand that they're bringing back a fan favorite to try and salvage the wreckage before they're forced to shutter it all again. It doesn't have to make sense, you just need to consume product and clap like a trained seal at the nostalgia bait.
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Not a Dr. Who fan myself, but from the outside looking in, Lou really doesn't seem like he's the type.
At least for the last 20 years, Dr. Who fans have been the aspirationally quirky, self-styled nerd types. A third of SuperWhoLock before Tumblr SJW'd out. The kind of person who is really into They Might Be Giants.
The closest Lou's ever been to that vibe was when he started getting into Final Fantasy and was posting twee observations (cribbed from everyone else who's posted about it, no doubt) about character interactions. Otherwise he's either beg or bluster.
Did he get kicked out of Dr. Who fandom on social media before the thread started?
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Yep. Harry Potter and JK Rowling has done far more good for the world than all the trannies and pooners combined, and brought far more joy to the world than any tranny ever could.
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Lou buddy go with me on this.Lou doesn't like Brit actress Billie Piper in Doctor Who.
Is what you meant to say.
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