Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
I found Russ a girlfriend! She's just about as smart as he is, but unfortunately I think this is about an anti-prostituion bill in Canada. Imagine the intellectual conversations they could have.

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/off-topic but funny
 
I don't read this thread very often anymore, because Russ gives me the heebies, but season 4 just started in COD: Black Ops 6 and I couldn't help but be reminded of Ole Shit Lips when I saw this slack-jawed operator skin:

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I realize that this guy can open his mouth far wider than Russ can, but the resemblance still made me pause - the mustache, the droopy eyes, the greasy hair... Just thought I would share. Carry on.
 
One of my favorite things is when he reminds black women that he's willing to bed them despite being black and constantly referring to their skin color as food. He's throwing them the bone.
A BOY NEEDS HIS CHOCOLATE or whatever the fuck it was
Like, dude. Just...No.
Russhole has great resoect for his chocolate.
Russ’ type is essentially what he thinks everyone else wants. On social media all you have to be is a woman who’s mainstream attractive: cheerleaders, breastaurant waitress, OF model, basically anyone with a lot of followers and race, boobs, ass, and eyes/hair don’t matter.
I suspect Russhole's type is more closely aligned with the woman's perceived status than her appearance. Someone who is successful in the business, who might be able to give him an in with the right industry contacts to turn him into a multi-millionaire songwriter within weeks.
For the pop stars, he sticks with Taylor Swift, Grande, and Perry types not because they’re white but because he probably doesn’t know Blackpink (K-pop) even exists and if he did, they’re not on every tabloid and Yahoo celebrity article and therefore not worth his time.
I can't wait until he discovers Billie Eilish or Meghan Trainor, as that will be the real test of my hypothesis that Russhole prioritizes clout over looks. I'm sure that's only a couple of years away.
I've wondered for a long time if enough articles calling Lizzo and Dylan Mulvaney stunning and beautiful will psyop Russ into thinking other men want them and thus, make him want them
imo that's not as far-fetched as it sounds on the surface.
 
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I suspect Russhole's type is more closely aligned with the woman's perceived status than her appearance. Someone who is successful in the business, who might be able to give him an in with the right industry contacts to turn him into a multi-millionaire songwriter within weeks.
It doesn't need to be a model, but he does have to find you pretty, and that's all it takes. Once he believes you're good enough for him, he will dog you endlessly, long past the point of criminal offense. Then act like you're the weird one.
Look up that video as he receives his spanking for what he did for harassing that girl and never stopping where he sits behind his lawyer who obviously told him to shut up and look as pleasant as he possibly can (make note of this). He looked positively glowing!
 
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