Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

This is incorrect. The answer is "we don't know".
They didn't reach the cut-off of >500pg/mg. For all we know, each of them could have tested positive for trace amounts of cocaine, like 450 or 300pg/mg, which strongly suggests environmental exposure.
I said I was going to write another post but there's 100 new pages, so I guess not anymore.

Go ahead and wait a couple days until things get dull again and write it anyway. I was planning to write a speculative and somewhat humorous green-text about a day in the life of Rekeita's favorite child, but it will keep.

I don't know how your guy's parents were, but if my mom ever caught my dad hanging out with and talking to a woman like Xia, she would have caved his head in with a frying pan.

And not that lightweight aluminium teflon-coated shit, either. A cast-iron frying pan.

I guess Kayla gives absolutely no fucks whatsoever. Absolute useless woman with no self-respect whatsoever.

I can't believe I fell for this asshole's trad dad and husband routine.

I wonder how the remaining wine moms feel about looking at an OF thot's ass and having their hero nip off to yank one out while this skank spams the chat with links in his absence. I doubt they're having a good time with it.

For the level of effort this faggot moron put into this coverup attempt, this dumb queer could have just kept the house clean in the first place. He wouldn't have even had to do it himself. Just bought slightly less cocaine, picked up a phone, called someone, and said "hey come by once a week or so and clean the place up."

As my parents got older and more feeble, they hired a cleaning service to do the deep cleaning every two weeks. Before the service came, my parents had to pick up and put away anything of value such as knick-knacks, electronics, etc., at request of the service, otherwise they would not clean the area. For instance, they wouldn't dust my father's desk unless the desktop was free of paperwork and the computer was shut off. They wouldn't do the laundry room floor unless there were no clothes present and the machines were turned off. This was to protect the cleaners from accusations of breakage or damage, etc. I once left less than a dollar in pocket change on the bathroom counter right before the cleaners showed up, and the cleaning lady came out and asked for someone to remove the money before she could continue cleaning. It was against the rules for her to touch it.

It would have been no big deal for the Rekeitas to schedule regular cleanings, then make sure their drug paraphernalia and dildos and such were stowed in a drawer before the cleaners came. Privacy concerns are just balderdash; you know exactly when the cleaners are coming, and you can hold off from diddling yourself and snorting lines for two hours a few times a month.

If the already terrible state of the house was the issue, they could have hired specialty biohazard cleaners for the initial dig-out, then regular cleaners for maintenance. I'm surprised Cecelia didn't insist after their last big excavation.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Is it possible to find the weather forecast in Kandiyohi County on the exact date and time of arrest? Weather patterns could help match the outside environment to the photos.

 

[documentarian]

Pls kiwis, go 4chan autism mode and calculate the day light, sun position, cloud patterns, atmospheric fog, etc.

Only the HWNDU OG's get this. That was the birth of an era...an autistic retard era. What a time to be alive. They walked so you fags could run.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Say what you want about Nick, but he understands what his remaining audience is willing to buy.

Every lolcow have retards following them till death, those people want to belive in image of Nick, but the mask have fallen long ago, the same retards who pat him on his back and say how good boi he is have 0 to say about him seething at K, im glad Null got women to do transcripts, if it were men, Nick would call them fat, but woman? he have to screem and seeth. Der Feder, you play Nick like a fiddle, thank you.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Saving this clip specifically because, when the body cam footage comes out and doesn't match the photos, I can already hear him trying to claim he never said the photos were from the "day of the raid" despite saying so verbatim right here right now.

Day of the raid? I meant different week but same day of the week as the raid. Not my fault your imagination couldn't figure that out.

This isn’t a woman you bring home to your mother. This is a woman you save on your phone as “Bob’s Pizza” or some shit like that, and the entire drive home, the post nut clarity makes you feel like a gross piece of shit and you swear that this is the last time you spend 200$ on a 6/10 dead eyed whore who happens to have a nice set of tits.

That sounds disturbingly close to first hand experience, Mr. Fapcop. I hope you just decided to start taking creative writing classes instead though.


Nick has to realise, this only ends when his insane need to control the narrative ends and he gets off the fucking internet. Not one day sooner. Until that day, he will continue to embarrass his wife and kids more and more, over and over. He blames other people for "revisiting their trauma", but he's the one doing that. Get off the fucking internet you nitrous huffing loser. Your image is already dead and has been since the arrest. You cannot get it back.

I wonder if he had to speak to Kayla (or his lawyer) at the start because she thought he was going to post actual photos from the day of the raid, and he had to go explain to her he's not going to do that/most weren't, it's just an act.

 

[Fapcop]

So....something s been bothering me.

Any of you kiwi experts have any insight into the pedo pathology?

Dick has pet degenerates like vito and mint

Nick is a pet of a pedo named milton.

Then the edgelort m0lestor password.

Does nick want to fuck kids? or is he just copying his E daddy DAX?

Nick is all about transgression and fucking with people’s boundaries.

Now granted, while the number of WEIRD pedo coincidences is alarming, and Nick talks more about little kids private parts than most pedos, I don’t think he’s a pedophile.

He’d fuck a kid, sure, but he’d do it because he gets off to transgression and being a degen, not because he gets off to kids.

 

[Kaiba Cuqk63]

Is it possible to find the weather forecast in Kandiyohi County on the exact date and time of arrest? Weather patterns could help match the outside environment to the photos.

Had the same thought. It was clear skies that morning. Unless you’re going to work out something crazy with the shadows, there’s nothing to look for outside.

 

[neger psykolog]

Is it possible the original arrest video had the curtains drawn etc so the space even in daytime was dark? It would certainly make it look worse and I think bodycam quality would also make it worse.
But if I had to guess someone went through the house and picked up the majority of clothes/dirt/shit in between the arrest and when those photos were taken.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Is it possible the original arrest video had the curtains drawn etc so the space even in daytime was dark? It would certainly make it look worse and I think bodycam quality would also make it worse.
But if I had to guess someone went through the house and picked up the majority of clothes/dirt/shit in between the arrest and when those photos were taken.

I think @Tiki Bar Man 2 would have said that if that was the case (seems like it would be the most obvious detail... imo anyway).

 

[not william stenchever]

do cops only take photos in portrait? odd resolution on a lot of these.

If yes then the ACAB crew might have a point.

 

[JoRo2]

Nick you just gave Josh so much with this stream.

First you made a direct statement saying Josh paid three woman to lie, that is grounds for defamation and you can be sued which even if josh doesn’t do it you’re still playing with fire by making statements like this and shows you haven’t learned a thing since montagraph.

Second, let’s say Josh is a liar who lies and you are telling the full truth and we aren’t getting the bodycam. He still has pushed you into giving us pictures that we would never have gotten of your house at your worst moment showing pictures of drugs on your bathroom toilet. You also showed your audience the notes as well and what’s more sad is that doing this stream didn’t change a single persons mind about you on either side, everyone has already made up their minds about you.

Finally, I’m getting sick of you hiding behind your kids, no one wants to see your kids (except Melton), nowhere have I seen any of the people criticizing you as wanting to see the kids, josh even said he’d take out the kids in the footage so when you lie like this and say everyone’s obsessed with them it screams to me that you are trying to paint a narrative to what’s left of your fans that anyone who has a problem with you still is a creep who wants to see your kids suffer, it’s not going to work on anyone who is skeptical so stop using them as all it’s going to do is piss off the wrong people and they are going to go after your kids. Knock it off.

Also why didn’t you show the cuck fridge? All you had to do to prove that josh is obsessed is showing that and if everyone still tried to go after the footage you would have had so much more to stand on then what you say now.

He’s clearly not well, you could see the anger in his face, he looked like he wanted to cry when he would show his kids stuff, having to argue with his wife for 20 minutes before the stream continued was also brutal, I think he’s too far gone into this internet stuff and he’s revealing way more than he needs to.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

Yanno you can tell a lot about someone's thoughts by just letting them ramble by themselves, especially those who like the sound of their own voice. The longer they go on, the more they begin to tell the truth without thinking. It's an actual interrogation tactic that gets used where the interviewer just stays silent, only rarely asking short questions or making comments, and the interviewee is allowed to verbally vomit their thoughts to fill that silence, and it's in these moments where often nuggets of truth come out.

I just watched the clip of Nick talking to a commenter about his tard rage at Keanu and noticed he still uses present term words when talking about caring for April. It was the same when they had their argument in Mapton's show too, but only really when he talked about his emotions for her, everything else was past tense. All this spiraling and mid-pussy white knighting is because he's heartbroken she's probably moved on.

Kayla didn't get this sort of devotion, she gave him 5 kids and he let another man turn her out for only $50. I've not noticed it yet but I'll have to pay more attention to how he talks about Kayla. There's clearly no love or affection there anymore on Nick's side, as others have noted, he has used distancing terms when talking about her but also he doesn't seem to have any of the positive body language cues you'd expect someone to have when talking about their partner of 2 decades.

 

[Something Awful]

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Why is Nick admitting to having drugs in his car? He just declared it would be insane to expect him to publicly disclose his criminal acts, but he had to share this one? Because it was such a funny and weird story?

And it's "fucking insane" to think Nick threw his coke bullet at his daughter. Lunacy! He threw it in some other place slightly farther away from his daughter, you absolute morons!

For the level of effort this faggot moron put into this coverup attempt, this dumb queer could have just kept the house clean in the first place. He wouldn't have even had to do it himself. Just bought slightly less cocaine, picked up a phone, called someone, and said "hey come by once a week or so and clean the place up."

I'm sure cleaning services do exist in Candy Yoshi County, but Nick was probably looking for a "maid" who would be willing to join his cursed polycule.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Goddammit now what happened? I spend one day not looking at the thread and another 75+ pages popped up. So much for going back to bed.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Does this faggot really think there is any way back for him? With any audience?

 

[not william stenchever]

Is it possible to find the weather forecast in Kandiyohi County on the exact date and time of arrest? Weather patterns could help match the outside environment to the photos.

I was several states away while working outside during the day of the arrest and there was a high pressure system coming through the midwest so I'm pretty sure it was sunny conditions.

 

[MadStan]

Well, Nick has hung his word on those images being a 100% legitimate, whereas the people who reviewed the video have hung their word on those images having been a mix of true and false (later taken) images. Nick has without ambiguity stated those statements are false and slanderous.

Of note is his passion behind those statements and conviction about them being all 100% true and correct and with no double talk. A release of the video proving his position will 100% exonerate him as being a victim of lies by KF, and conversely, otherwise prove finally and without any doubt in any persons mind that he is a skilled psychopathic and pathological liar.

If the video is released and then clipped to tie to his comments to show he is currently lying about it, Nick will disappear from the Internet as a streamer altogether. The stakes are pretty high.

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

I think @Tiki Bar Man 2 would have said that if that was the case (seems like it would be the most obvious detail... imo anyway).

The police would have pulled open the curtains anyway, they were looking for small objects in a cluttered space, no point in taking photos in the half dark, if you have natural light available, either.

First you made a direct statement saying Josh paid three woman to lie, that is grounds for defamation and you can be sued which even if josh doesn’t do it you’re still playing with fire by making statements like this and shows you haven’t learned a thing since montagraph.

We already knew that the house was cluttered and dirty from the police and CPS reporting, saying very similiar things to what Nick is now denying, "no place to step", "dirty clothes strewn everywhere" etc.
Which is funny (and weird), because that was part of the alleged government conspiracy against him, which Johm Potter couldn't be part of... or could he?

 

[Lady Rackets thong]

Nick detected Mamma K in chat and I saw her get banned in realtime. This is what I could capture from her comments.

in the future, if someone wants to archive the chat use this tool:

https://github.com/xenova/chat-downloader

here is the windows batch script i use to output it to a simple .txt file (rather than a json, for easier readability)
save below as a .bat, run it and it'll ask for a url to the livestream. just paste it and hit enter.

Spoiler: batch script for downloading chat

@echo off
set /p url="Enter the URL for chat_downloader: "

REM Get current date in YYMMDD format
set "datepart=%date:~12,2%%date:~4,2%%date:~7,2%"

REM Extract video code from URL (everything after v=)
set "videocode="
for /f "tokens=2 delims==" %%I in ("%url%") do (
    set "videocode=%%I"
)
if not defined videocode (
    REM Handle case where URL might not have v= parameter
    for %%J in ("%url%") do (
        set "videocode=%%~nxJ"
    )
)

REM Create filename combining date and video code
set "output=%datepart%-%videocode%.txt"

REM Run chat_downloader with the generated filename
chat_downloader %url% --message_groups "messages superchat" --output %output%

echo Output saved to: %output%
pause

attached is the chat output from his latest stream, excluding all the jannied messages of course. if you run the script live it will archive them as they are sent though.

 

[Fapcop]

Just as an FYI:

Spoiler

Nick is most definitely planning to hit that.