Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Why is Nick admitting to having drugs in his car? He just declared it would be insane to expect him to publicly disclose his criminal acts, but he had to share this one? Because it was such a funny and weird story?

And it's "fucking insane" to think Nick threw his coke bullet at his daughter. Lunacy! He threw it in some other place slightly farther away from his daughter, you absolute morons!

He admitted to it on the livestream where he (later than that) raged at Keanu.

Yes he admitted to hiding a cocaine bullet before he got searched... in the car where his under-aged daughter was also sitting in.

 

[not william stenchever]

And now we know the kids have to wade through a knee deep moat of liquor bottles to get to their father. Seems symbolic somehow. Freud would have a field day with this if it were a dream.

Freud wouldn't give a shit about the liquor bottles, he'd get into the nitty gritty of Nick's fucked up relationship with his mother before going "We are much the same, you and I."

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick said there is a ton of people who said specifically that they want to see his kids

Yeah, the "tonne of people" was just Melton and Vito, his two paedophile friends who weigh a tonne.

Photo 1 isn't bad, photo 2 is. You don't do laundry by having it all over the living room. You take it to the laundry area and back to a closet.

Aaron Imholte had to teach them how to clean the room.
"You start from one section, make it tidy, put things in a box that belongs in another".
That's how you'd teach a child to clean their play space.
"Pick out toys that belong with each other, Lego with Lego and figures with figures, and put them in separate boxes".

"They're not the best at cleaning up."
- Nick about his kids

Neither were the adults.

Why would the cops take photos of kid stuff that has nothing to do with what they were there for: drugs?

He's likely mixing police photos with photos from after the CPS visit, where the adults were taught how to clean tables by Aleisha Sweep.
"Mix in a bit of bleach, use a damp cloth..."
They're unreal.

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Photo 14

Nice bottle of anal lube next to the fridge. Was that what Aaron used before "sex with him became less consensual"?

In other news, while the Balldorcerer sits in his tower melting down, EVS has finally stopped sweeping

>Who cares about a child dosing criminal junkie, THE LEFT says something I disagree with
Rightoids are the new SJWs.

Bro, the body language, come the fuck on!
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Oh yeah, you'll get someone to "fix" it for you.

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@SaddamLanza kill yourself

Rekieta's remaining supporters hate dogs.

Who is this dumb bitch?

WHERE IS THE APARTMENT????????
I lived in a one-bedroom shitty NYC apartment with a friend before and she didn't lock her dog in the fucking bathroom. Space was limited but the dog was allowed to roam free, often trying to get onto us when we were in online meetings.

Pets harassing you during work? Even the Chinese have good solutions that doesn't involve a wok and star anise, maybe stop being animal abusers you vapid cunts.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

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Calling others ugly lol.

Your date's face on Grinder vs when he meets you at Denny's.

 

[Truly Rural]

Nick says that the nanny wasn't responsible for cleaning the house.

And I believe him. It's not nanny's job to scrub your toilets and vacuum your carpets.

"They're not the best at cleaning up."
- Nick about his kids

However I do think nanny tard wrangled 5 kiddos by teaching them to not leave trash and dirty clothing randomly around, to put away toy after they finished playing with it, to just be mindful of their shit, maybe even to tidy up their beds. I'm sure she also made them wash their hands before meals and brush teeth depending on the time of the day she was with them. It's not nanny's fault that kids were unable to internalize these lessons 'cos they live with adults who can't perform basic living activities.

 

[PrestonHolt]

>Who cares about a child dosing criminal junkie, THE LEFT says something I disagree with
Rightoids are the new SJWs.

They were never right, they are larping as right, grifting on "how bad left is" without any merit of their own, but thats basically erntire Sektur.

 

[Tuna Sandwich]

The question is how does Nick justify his accusations of the women lying, when they couldn't predict that the body cams would be pulled from evidence? I imagine that in their minds the videos would be released soon and if they lied, everyone would know it and they would be completely discredited forever.
It really doesn't make sense for them to lie like this, especially without prior contact and independently.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

The question is how does Nick justify his accusations of the women lying, when they couldn't predict that the body cams would be pulled from evidence? I imagine that in their minds the videos would be released soon and if they lied, everyone would know it and they would be completely discredited forever.
It really doesn't make sense for them to lie like this, especially without prior contact and independently.

Well, don't you know, Null likes to pay women to lie for him about things Nick can very, very easily prove wrong.

I mean, Nick likes to lie about things easily proven wrong, so it's natural he'd assume others do the same...

 

[JoRo2]

Just as an FYI:

Spoiler

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Nick is most definitely planning to hit that.

I was so weirded out in that one stream he did with her while they are talking about serious stuff then all of a sudden she hides her camera for three minutes where she took off her clothes and wore a bikini, it was so inappropriate and honestly creepy as it’s not even brought up or noticed so it makes it just off putting and I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near her fans or chat. Like Nick you are talking about your family and this bitch takes her clothes off for no reason, maybe you should assume that she’s using you to grift and could care less about you or your plight?

This guy has fallen so far…this is all he gets now? A porn girl, a guy who crashes cars a lot, and meltons pathetic group who are just treating him like the casino treated dsp.

 

[AltisticRight]

Metadata of 2nd photo
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iPhone 13:
>Dual Camera: 12 MP, f/1.6, 26mm (wide), 1.7m, dual pixel PDAF, sensor-shift OIS
>12 MP, f/2.4, 120, 13mm (ultrawide)
The photo was taken with the normal camera.

3024x4032, so the metadata appears to be spot on.

This photo has been cropped heavily.

A good portion is missing.

You can see parts of that crepe/waffle toy thing when he tried to check the Exif data.

He's mixing post-CPS visit photos with photos taken by the cops. It's been heavily selected and carefully cropped.

This entire stream was fake and gay.

I have no idea what you’re talking about. This is clearly a classy gal!

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Nick’s wistful look as he gazes upon a young(ish), sorta unruined piece of ass is really something tho. Looks like he’s about to have a good melancholy cry.

“(Sigh) The things I would do to an ass like that after a couple of lines and some industrial strength viagra!”

@Fapcop
Place your order.

 

[thebigdream]

I'm sure cleaning services do exist in Candy Yoshi County, but Nick was probably looking for a "maid" who would be willing to join his cursed polycule.

Homeaglow

I didn't say how hard I looked!

 

[The Noticer]

This photo has been cropped heavily.

So he cut off the timestamp that shows he's full of shit, what a surprise. It's too bad the government doesn't cut the tongues out of pathological liars.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

I didn't say how hard I looked!

I like how Nick posting is a thing now

 

[Niggernerd]

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Rekieta's remaining supporters hate dogs.

Except..nick has a backyard and lives in bum fuck nowhere hence his raccoon snuff hobby

 

[NotreallyPutin]

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My neurons are activated

 

[Naaaaaaa]

This photo has been cropped heavily.
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A good portion is missing.
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You can see parts of that crepe/waffle toy thing when he tried to check the Exif data.

The cuck did not scroll down to show the rest of the image.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

Is it possible to find the weather forecast in Kandiyohi County on the exact date and time of arrest? Weather patterns could help match the outside environment to the photos.

Looks like this might have heretical weather data (there likely are better and more detailed data to be gathered from other sources).

https://www.wunderground.com/history/daily/KSTC/date/2024-5-23

Looks to be more detailed, but was beyond my weather knowledge (it listed more sources though)

https://open-meteo.com/en/docs/historical-weather-api?csv_coordinates=Kandiyohi,+MN&start_date=2024-05-23&end_date=2024-05-23&hourly=temperature_2m,rain,cloud_cover&latitude=45.125999496&longitude=-94.925329632

 

[TertiaryObjective]

I downloaded the 3 photos that have been posted with the “missing” black bar added to restore the default 4:3 aspect ratio. The black bar on each is a very notably different size, indicating that they are actually cropped and not the result of some arcane police software using some weird aspect ratio.

I’m on mobile so you’re going to have to source: trust me, bro on this.

 

[Fapcop]

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iPhone 13:
>Dual Camera: 12 MP, f/1.6, 26mm (wide), 1.7m, dual pixel PDAF, sensor-shift OIS
>12 MP, f/2.4, 120, 13mm (ultrawide)
The photo was taken with the normal camera.
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3024x4032, so the metadata appears to be spot on.

This photo has been cropped heavily.
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A good portion is missing.
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You can see parts of that crepe/waffle toy thing when he tried to check the Exif data.

He's mixing post-CPS visit photos with photos taken by the cops. It's been heavily selected and carefully cropped.

This entire stream was fake and gay.


@Fapcop
Place your order.
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Good sir, I may be a bit of a simp for a nice rack, but I’m not retarded.

While I may or may not pay $100 to hit that, I sure as hell am not going to pay $80 for a pair of panties that she most likely wrapped around some old fish for a day or two and then proceeded to sell as goon-bait.

Shit, for that kind of money I could get what… One and a half or TWO nudes of Kayla?!

 

[not william stenchever]

Honestly, shock collar electric fences are okay in my book for dogs. Nowadays there are even satellite apps that let you draw the parameter on your phone, you just have to charge the collar and the collar typically is like a day long charge. They aren’t expensive either, they are pretty damn cheap.

My dog would constantly chase deer and rabbits when I was a kid. I’d have to spend half a day tracking her down because she’d corner a doe in a swamp and get stuck.

When I had dogs as a kid they had GPS collars but without the geofencing shock function. They never got into too much trouble but their ability to roam lead to some very memorable incidents like trying to find them on a frozen lake during a blizzard or "why is the dog going 60mph on a state highway?" (someone was trying to be a good samaritan and was taking them to the humane society)