Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

I hope not, Nick crashing out about it is way funnier.

The footage itself will just kind of be sad.

it is incredibly sad

 

[Benjamin Spooner Briggs]

The #1 thing I got from the body cam notes is just how jewy Rekieta is with the law. It's like he really thinks he can just technicality his way out of anything. Like being a lawyer gives him a special counterspell ability.
You could watch him snort a line of coke, leaving another out in full view of his children, and ask him why he did it. He'd respond with: "Well, actually, you can't verify that you saw anything because you haven't been to an eye doctor to ensure your vision is correct within the past 48 hours. Sorry, I don't make the rules."

 

[Meat Target]

26:00 Aaron mentions in passing that the only car that fits into the 3-car garage is the Rustang "in storage for winter". I recall somebody here predicting the Rustang was "in storage" in his own garage and that this was another one of Nick's shifty lies.

I have the biggest shit-eating grin listening to that.

I know Aaron sucks, but Nick and the balldoguards are just so catastrophically stupid and shamelessly evil that I want them to lose to the Toe.

 

[GaryGray]

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oh my god Nick SHITS on the floor of his studio what a fucking freak

Since he eats at his desk and does coke the toilet paper is probably what he uses for either a napkin or facial tissue. Too lazy and disorganized to actually buy the things he needs so instead he uses the closest analog he can find.

 

[Oxyjen]

However, because nick is a lying liar who lies, do you know where else cops can show up? During a CPS visit, especially if the case worker feels like it can escalate into violence.

Which was the occasion when Nick blocked Alisha Sweep from doing her job and properly checking the bedroom, and seethed at her?

That would be a reason for the cops to attend, for one. And two, we now know that at least one kid was regularly in there around all the inappropriate and dangerous shit.

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

I don't know what you kiwifags are talking about, the house looks pretty clean to me if you wanna know the trooth bout it!

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

The #1 thing I got from the body cam notes is just how jewy Rekieta is with the law. It's like he really thinks he can just technicality his way out of anything. Like being a lawyer gives him a special counterspell ability.
You could watch him snort a line of coke, leaving another out in full view of his children, and ask him why he did it. He'd respond with: "Well, actually, you can't verify that you saw anything because you haven't been to an eye doctor to ensure your vision is correct within the past 48 hours. Sorry, I don't make the rules."

Nick is the same kind of person as that Clinton staffer than threatened the cops because they pulled over her daughters friend.

 

[talk talk talk]

Bromke filed a new motion to intervene on Sunday (June 1, 2025) at 9:58 p.m. It corrects the caption but seems to otherwise be the same as the motion on Friday. Nothing about Sunday's pic stream.

 

[DavidS877]

I don't know if this has been mentioned, but his lego room is a laundry room, you can see the hookups for the washing machine on the right, and there's a socket for an electric dryer to the left. So why is the washer / dryer in the master bathroom?

Presumably there's 2 laundry rooms for the same reason there's two kitchens.

 

[Nova902]

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

It's actually amazing how he just manages to make things worse for himself.

Nicki's now banking on the footage never being released when he knows full well he has slobbermutt and two lawyers working pro-bono for the release on it. Add that to the fact that people already had access to it before it was revoked and it's highly likely that a higher instance will overrule the local authority. The reason why people are telling him to just release it is to get it over with so that he can - in theory - move on from it and make amends. The second best option was just staying quiet and saying nothing. Instead he's now put himself in the position where the minute the footage hits the internet, he will once again be revealed as a lying liar who lies.

He's really the epitome of a dry drunk (at best). He's actively trying to scheme and counting the days until he can resume the druggie lifestyle. He's learnt nothing, hit no rock bottom. Those poor kids.

 

[Swole McPole]

We can pretty conclusively rule that he isn't able to discern reality from fantasy. Sure we can't dig into his brain matter and analyze his perception directly, but the shambles his life fell into make it clear. The only alternative explanation is he can seperate fantasy from reality but chooses not to, which makes him look infinitely worse.

Yes, I'm kind of uncomfortable with having that as a general principle. 'You shouldn't be able to use intoxicants because they undermine your ability to distinguish fantasy and reality.' Most people have a couple of drinks or a spliff at the end of the day to wind down and it's not a big issue.

But when your life is falling apart and everybody around you is telling you that you need to dial it back but you keep on escalating -- well. that way lies madness. I've never known anybody make it though Nick's situation without their life falling apart.

 

[Vibralldo]

Say what you want about Nick, but he understands what his remaining audience is willing to buy.

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Nick could bring Kayla on stream, cut off one of her pinky fingers in front of everyone, say "cutting off your wife's fingers when they disobey is a very effective teaching tool" as Kayla screams and bleeds out on the floor, and his fans will unironically say "wow, Nick! You're such an incredible husband! Lady rackets is so lucky to have you to teach her when she does wrong!"

 

[Nova902]

 

[Chazzed Up]

Yes, I'm kind of uncomfortable with having that as a general principle. 'You shouldn't be able to use intoxicants because they undermine your ability to distinguish fantasy and reality.' Most people have a couple of drinks or a spliff at the end of the day to wind down and it's not a big issue.

But when your life is falling apart and everybody around you is telling you that you need to dial it back but you keep on escalating -- well. that way lies madness. I've never known anybody make it though Nick's situation without their life falling apart.

Nick can't seperate fantasy from reality both with and without the drugs. Because he's a malignant narcissist. He lives in fantasy. The drugs just make that extra dangerous.

 

[I'm still your friend.]

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This is such obvious bullshit. Nick had no problem at all finding a house cleaner when they sold the second house. The cleaners left behind their card.

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There is even one young mom in Spicer who advertises her cleaning LLC all over local Facebook groups. Her boyfriend/husband has connections to Nick’s church and also appears to be a long time friend of Chaney the Nanny which is how I found her in the first place. Won’t post her information here, but she’s not hard to find.

Nick really does lie every time he opens his mouth, and it becomes even more obvious the more he does.

Clearly, Nick meant they don't have erotic maid services in Kandiyohi Country (and he checked).

 

[Horrified Bystander]

Nick seethes at the question and literally has no answer. "I don't know."
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Goddamn if this is him sober, he has absolutely burned his brain to slag. His face is twitching with barely repressed rage and can’t look somewhere for more than a second or two. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Die faster and leave a twitching corpse. Best thing you can do for those poor unfortunate kids you’re neglecting.

 

[Yes I'm New]

Say what you want about Nick, but he understands what his remaining audience is willing to buy.

Spoiler: Youtube comments

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Exactly as predicted, the Balldents will never learn until the immutable evidence is slapped right in front of their faces. Null should have went to see it with his own eyes instead of larping as a dainty flower trapped in a fat mans body, with a platonic harem of galpals ready for deployment. All it's doing is playing into the Balldo framework.

NO MORE HALF MEASURES, WE GOTSTA HAVE IT AND WE GOTSTA HAVE IT NOW!!!

It will be kino though if we actually do get it and have the opportunity to go back and hear his copes while he still has hope that he may get away with it.

 

[SaltyFanta]

The #1 thing I got from the body cam notes is just how jewy Rekieta is with the law. It's like he really thinks he can just technicality his way out of anything. Like being a lawyer gives him a special counterspell ability.
You could watch him snort a line of coke, leaving another out in full view of his children, and ask him why he did it. He'd respond with: "Well, actually, you can't verify that you saw anything because you haven't been to an eye doctor to ensure your vision is correct within the past 48 hours. Sorry, I don't make the rules."

He's been doing this shit for years, since the keffals arc when he said "Maps on the wall", then pretended he was talking about real maps. The hard counter to this is doing it right back to him. When he said he put his coke bullet in the car with his daughter in, he got really fucking specific that he put it in the door, allegedly out of reach of the child. But that doesn't make it untrue that "he left drugs in a car with a child in it."

Nick uses implications to cast uncharitable depictions of others that may cause backlash if he were direct. You're not obligated to give him the same benefit of the doubt and charitable depiction you'd give a normal person.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

"You won't see the cuck fridge."
"Am I about to cry? No, don't think so."
NICK IS SEETHING haha.
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Bitch-made