Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Marche]

NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN!

 

[Oliver Onions]

Reminder that Chibi didn't even know the difference between the = and == operators and had to beg his discord to solve his remote final exam for him

This is unbelievable. I'm not calling you a liar, I just cannot believe Chibi was able to complete a course (even a scam one) without understanding something so foundational to coding. I wish we had access to a Github or some other code repository so we could see what sort of shit he was writing.

I'd expect to see a lot of if:else chains going 20 layers deep; the kind of shit even Yandere Dev would cringe at.

 

[demicolon]

America is a magical place where you can get college scholarship without being able to read and most programmers applying for a job couldn't fizzbuzz their way out of a job interview. Chibi paid for a degree and that's it, all he had to do was show up for courses and have a pulse.

 

[Big Shot]

This is unbelievable. I'm not calling you a liar, I just cannot believe Chibi was able to complete a course (even a scam one) without understanding something so foundational to coding. I wish we had access to a Github or some other code repository so we could see what sort of shit he was writing.

I'd expect to see a lot of if:else chains going 20 layers deep; the kind of shit even Yandere Dev would cringe at.

I misremembered, he didn't know what the != operator was at his final exam, regardless equally as embarassing

America is a magical place where you can get college scholarship without being able to read and most programmers applying for a job couldn't fizzbuzz their way out of a job interview. Chibi paid for a degree and that's it, all he had to do was show up for courses and have a pulse.

At least in America most people know that Full Sail is a joke, my country's version has a huge amount of "students" due to basically letting anyone with a pulse in and they get all offended and red in the face if you suggest that their degree is any less than one of a public university.

Seeing my lazy brother who gamed all day "graduate" from that place was enough for me to reaffirm that it's a pay2win shithole, no matter how much that place's students screech that their degrees are nationally accredited.

 

[vanta pilled]

I misremembered, he didn't know what the != operator was at his final exam, regardless equally as embarassing

It was a take home final exam , like his speedrunning I guess he doesn't mind cheating,

 

[ddlloo]

It was a take home final exam , like his speedrunning I guess he doesn't mind cheating,

Is it cheating if the scam university doesn't give a fuck, and in fact would prefer the students cheat if that means they can pass them?

 

[demicolon]

Game dev candidates are special in that most want to make games not program and couldn't be arsed to learn 10 different types of operators or play semantic games like 0[table++}+=1. Chibi is a special case in that special case, so he at least can do recurrency.

Is it cheating if the scam university doesn't give a fuck, and in fact would prefer the students cheat if that means they can pass them?

Fun story: I got my degree in a pay2win university part-time. The dean literally DM'd me what questions he was about to ask me on the final exam and I failed even that, because I couldn't fucking believe it so he literally answered them for me. Not in US but fucking lmao.

 

[vanta pilled]

Is it cheating if the scam university doesn't give a fuck, and in fact would prefer the students cheat if that means they can pass them?

I would think they would care, fail him for cheating, now he has to pay to re-take the class if he wants to graduate

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

This is unbelievable. I'm not calling you a liar, I just cannot believe Chibi was able to complete a course (even a scam one) without understanding something so foundational to coding.

Chibi probably used ChatGPT for all of his coding homework, doesn't even have to lift a finger to get his scam degree.

 

[Big Shot]

Chibi probably used ChatGPT for all of his coding homework, doesn't even have to lift a finger to get his scam degree.

He graduated in Oct of 2023, ChatGPT didn't exist for most of his "studying" career. Although I can see his final project being ChatGPT vibecode being held together with duct tape

I wish we could get the source code as well so we could laugh at the horrors that lie within

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

I misremembered, he didn't know what the != operator was at his final exam, regardless equally as embarassing

How the fuck do you bumble through an entire degree without knowing the not equal operator?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Would you be motivated to learn English from him, while he's attempting to work Japanese slang into his lessons?

He'd be kicked out or reprimanded for this. Eikaiwa teachers are not allowed to speak Japanese to their students. It's literally English only.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Clearly he learned coding from the great Jason Thor Hall.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I misremembered, he didn't know what the != operator was at his final exam, regardless equally as embarassing

I was going to cut him a little slack because I really fucking hate those Rumplestiltskin ass coding questions full of double-negatives --I think the console log will return false because "Hello" is the same as "Hello", am I right?-- but then I saw the second part where he was literally asking what != means and any charity I was willing to afford him was revoked.

He graduated in Oct of 2023, ChatGPT didn't exist for most of his "studying" career.

ChatGPT may not have existed but I'd bet money any code he submitted bore more than a passing resemblance to solutions on Stack Overflow. Then again he couldn't even google what != does so he probably doesn't know what Stack Overflow is.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I was going to cut him a little slack because I really fucking hate those Rumplestiltskin ass coding questions full of double-negatives --I think the console log will return false because "Hello" is the same as "Hello", am I right?-- but then I saw the second part where he was literally asking what != means and any charity I was willing to afford him was revoked.

It's a pretty basic question all considered.

Spoiler: coding sperging

"X != X && True" would return a False since X == X is a tautology by virtue of "X" being itself and "&&" is logical AND . You wind up with False AND True which gives you False. The fact I haven't coded in more than a decade and could still figure this out shows what a retard Chibi is.

ChatGPT may not have existed but I'd bet money any code he submitted bore more than a passing resemblance to solutions on Stack Overflow. Then again he couldn't even google what != does so he probably doesn't know what Stack Overflow is.

Back in the day we had to use Usenet and open coding forums to bounce ideas around. Kids today have it easy.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

It's a pretty basic question all considered.

and if he was able to go onto Discord and beg people to give him the answer, he'd easily be able to pull up Unity and test it himself. Which would just give him the answer.

 

[vanta pilled]

I was going to cut him a little slack because I really fucking hate those Rumplestiltskin ass coding questions full of double-negatives --I think the console log will return false because "Hello" is the same as "Hello", am I right?

It's a pretty basic question all considered.

Spoiler: coding sperging

"X != X && True" would return a False since X == X is a tautology by virtue of "X" being itself and "&&" is logical AND . You wind up with False AND True which gives you False. The fact I haven't coded in more than a decade and could still figure this out shows what a retard Chibi is.

I think it would be true, there's a space at the end of the first hello and no space at the end of the second hello. So "hello " != "hello" would evaluate to true, so true && true results in true.
It just your typical trick question given by lazy teachers.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I think it would be true, there's a space at the end of the first hello and no space at the end of the second hello. So "hello " != "hello" would evaluate to true, so true && true results in true.
It just your typical trick question given by lazy teachers.

Could be if it was written that way or it could be that Chibi is just a retard that added that space.

Without seeing the original question it's more speculation at this point. But regardless of that, how can you go that far and not know "!=" means "not equal"?

 

[Oliver Onions]

It's a pretty basic question all considered.

It is, but that's what makes me overthink it and assume I must be missing something.

I think it would be true, there's a space at the end of the first hello and no space at the end of the second hello. So "hello " != "hello" would evaluate to true, so true && true results in true.

This is where we descend into another layer of autism

Spoiler: Coding Autism

I'm pretty sure in Javascript there are 'truthy' statements which are delineated by != whereas true statements are !==.

With the former, it would pass as true even with the space because they're both strings, but it would fail as an exact match because they're not identical strings. I assumed Chibi was working in C# though which I think is more like Java so I dunno if that sort of thing applies (I also could be completely misremembering how the truthy shit works).

Also like Falcon says it's possible Chibi just fucked up relaying the question to Discord. Although the more I think about it I don't know why he didn't just run the code and see what happened...

After some pissing about with VS Code I ran Console.WriteLine("Hello " != "Hello" && true); and it returned True. Gold star, go to top of the class.

I decided to run the same test in Javascript to satisfy my curiosity and the results left me even more confused than I was before, until I remembered I wanted a false result from !=. Maybe I'm as retarded as Chibi after all. Looks like I was full of shit about truthy values though.

It just your typical trick question given by lazy teachers.

And this is why I hate them. Just ask me what != means instead of trying to bamboozle me with your ruse cruise bullshit.

 

[demicolon]

It could be code's in C# or other modern language that tries to be clever and truncates free spaces from strings before comparing them, which would return 0 or false or whathever special snowflake boolean value it considers as true/false which is one of the reasons I dropped programming as I got fed up with wasting time on stupid shit like this.