Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 87 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.3%

  • Total voters
    320
He's been doing this shit for years, since the keffals arc when he said "Maps on the wall", then pretended he was talking about real maps. The hard counter to this is doing it right back to him.
That was just when it became overt, when the mask came off. He was playing these games for years before that online, and likely since elementary school IRL.
 
That was just when it became overt, when the mask came off. He was playing these games for years before that online, and likely since elementary school IRL.
I completely agree, likely he's been doing this atleast since law-school. I think the keffals situation was likely something that emboldened him and probably made him think he's untouchable.
 
The saddest and most embarrassing aspect of all this is that at some point in time some of us actually thought this twit was intelligent...
I always thought he was overrated, even when he was on good terms with the sektur, Null, Metokur and the like. I never saw what the big deal about him was, I only briefly cheered on for him when he debated that Duncan faggot. Not surprised when the cokestream and arrests came, good to see my instincts are finely tuned, as always.
 
I always thought he was overrated, even when he was on good terms with the sektur, Null, Metokur and the like. I never saw what the big deal about him was, I only briefly cheered on for him when he debated that Duncan faggot. Not surprised when the cokestream and arrests came, good to see my instincts are finely tuned, as always.
He's not dumb, he's a degenerate druggie.
 
I always thought he was overrated, even when he was on good terms with the sektur, Null, Metokur and the like. I never saw what the big deal about him was, I only briefly cheered on for him when he debated that Duncan faggot.
His coverage of Farms vs. Russhole and Farms vs. Smelly Melly was genuinely informative and entertaining. He even managed to interview Melly and it was kino.
 
The #1 thing I got from the body cam notes is just how jewy Rekieta is with the law. It's like he really thinks he can just technicality his way out of anything. Like being a lawyer gives him a special counterspell ability.
You could watch him snort a line of coke, leaving another out in full view of his children, and ask him why he did it. He'd respond with: "Well, actually, you can't verify that you saw anything because you haven't been to an eye doctor to ensure your vision is correct within the past 48 hours. Sorry, I don't make the rules."
The saddest and most embarrassing aspect of all this is that at some point in time some of us actually thought this twit was intelligent...
The first thing he did that rubbed me the wrong way was during a trial stream, when he admitted he would sometimes lie in court. Remember, lawyers aren't under oath.
 
Is it possible to FOIA Kandiyohi County, MN emails. Specifically Kandiyohi County Attorney’s Office & Kandiyohi County Sheriffs Office emails with “Rekieta” mentioned anywhere in the email? Or would they likely deny the request?

For example if the Sheriff’s office emailed the County Attorney regarding the Rekieta body cam? If such an email existed would it be available for release or would it be considered confidential & unavailable.

Would an email from an outside party such as the Barnes Walker to the County Attorney asking the record be corrected and the body cam removed from evidence be available to be released or would that be confidential?
 
Nick does not understand that by making this shifty collusion motion in cooperation with the state they have turned the bodycam footage from "interesting to a small circle of internet retards" into potentially precedent setting case for the general public's RIGHT under the constitution to access court records.

Barnes should be on the fence ranting about the unconstitutional behavior of the state and the judge and demand to be let in on the case because this is exactly his kind of moral high-ground grand-standing case in which the rights of the general public are being violated by both the state and a judge.

Suddenly this entire topic has gotten 1000% more interesting and if the judge and state do not fold and release the footage I fully expect this to be picked up by the media eventually because of what this collusion represents.
 
Was there ever any resolution on what these two blemishes are supposed to be? I remember some speculation that they might be bruises from hitting himself or from a new fight with Kayla back when they first appeared almost two weeks ago, but they're still around today when bruises should have healed faster and they're in the same two spots so they wouldn't be from a new fight. Do AIDS lesions last this long?

May 20th:

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June 2nd:

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Zeno's Paradox of Achilles and the Nick Rekieta thread

Nick Rekieta's thread challenged Achilles to a race, claiming that it would win as long as Achilles gave him a small head start. Achilles laughed at this, for of course he was a mighty warrior and a swift reader, whereas the thread was heavy and slow.
“How big a head start do you need?” Achilles asked the thread with a smile.
“Ten pages,” the latter replied.
Achilles laughed louder than ever. “You will surely lose, my friend, in that case,” he told the thread, “but let us race, if you wish it.”
“On the contrary,” said the thread, “I will win, and I can prove it to you by a simple argument.”
“Go on then,” Achilles replied, with less confidence than he felt before. He knew he was the faster reader, but he also knew Nick Rekieta was more retarded, and he had lost many a bewildering argument in the thread before this.
“Suppose,” began the thread, “that you give me a ten page head start. Would you say that you could cover that ten pages between us very quickly?”
“Very quickly,” Achilles affirmed.
“And in that time, how far should I have gone, do you think?”
“Perhaps a page — no more,” said Achilles after a moment’s thought.
“Very well,” replied the thread, “so now there is a page between us. And you would catch up that distance very quickly?”
“Very quickly indeed!”
“And yet, Nick has just spent three hours screaming at a woman and generated 50 more pages, so that now you must catch that distance up, yes?”
“Yes...” said Achilles slowly.
“And while you are doing so, Nick shall have spiraled a little way farther, so that you must then catch up the new distance,” the thread continued smoothly.
Achilles said nothing.
“And so you see, in each moment you must be catching up the distance between us, and yet Nick Rekieta — at the same time — will be reaching new lows, however small, for you to catch up again.”
“Indeed, it must be so,” said Achilles wearily.
“And so you can never catch up,” the thread concluded sympathetically.
“You are right, as always,” said Achilles sadly — and conceded he would never see the body cam footage.
 
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