Disney General - The saddest fandom on Earth

[Kari Kamiya]

And if you haven’t come across *Epic*, well… imagine if someone took the idea of *Hamilton*, mashed it together with Greek mythology, stripped out any hint of the original grit or traditional tone, and dressed the whole thing up in Tumblr aesthetics. What you end up with is a flashy, fan-service version of *The Odyssey* that’s more about vibes than substance.

Wait what the fuck, you mean it's not about people rediscovering Blue Sky's Epic?

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Why the fuck are american studios so hell bent on sucking commie cock?

McCarthy wasn't able to complete his task sadly. One of the commie rules is verbatum "Gain control of all media".

I am curious what China has against niggers though. like I'm genuinely asking. I'm sure Tiana just had like a fucking lily pad movie poster there.

If you had to live with 5%/50% crime rates and sub-saharan IQs, you'd understand why China doesn't want them around. Nor does Israel, or any other uncucked nation.

 

[Scientifically Inaccurate]

Anyone else butthurt and conflicted about the boom in Stitch merch recently? When I was a kid, in the years following the release of the original movie, it was pretty hard to find Stitch merch, at least in the US. The Disney store usually only had one plush, and then a Christmas version at holidays. All the other Stitch merch was Japanese, and had to be imported (this was before Amazon and other massive online shopping sites were popular). I had to use a shopping service to order a Stitch kigurumi off the official Japanese site. Now, there's Stitch everything everywhere. Shirts, socks, stationary, water bottles, backpacks. Every kid has a Stitch something. My inner child is jealous, and I'm tempted to buy the new stuff, but I also hate it and hate how it's connected to the LA remake, and it feels so souless and cash-grabby. But still, it's Stitch and it's so cute. To consoom or not consoom.

They've been milking that cow hard for years: I'm sure they made sure to have a ton of stuff ready for around the remake, but him getting a lot of merchandise isn't necessarily connected to the remake.

For example, just last year they released "Stitch Attacks Snacks", a monthly plush and pin collection where each month you could buy a Stitch (or Angel, who is inexplicably popular) plush and pin with a different snack in his hand.

That's on top of the normal lines they always have available, with a bunch of shirts, a bunch of plush toys, a bunch of accessories, a new Stitch for every darned holiday...

He's become like Disney's Minion. Complete with ill-fitting "so quirky!" slogans.

If you want the Stitch thing, might as well. It's definitely cash grabby, but just normal cash grabby, not live action cash grabby.

Ooooh my fucking god.
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After seeing this I looked up “New ending actually better Lilo and Stitch” and got so many fucking articles like the below. People are legitimately being like “Well, it’s actually a realistic ending, so it’s good!”

https://amp.nine.com.au/article/da874409-e5dc-4412-a55c-7808bbcb6a17

There’s many things I could say about it, but I’ll just leave it at this. Scrooge saying “What a weird dream” and not changing anything about himself would probably be the more realistic ending to A Christmas Carol, but it sure as hell wouldn’t be a better one.

Maybe in another decade or two they can remake it again, but there'll be no aliens, it's just a depressing story of two sisters whose parents died, then at the end Nani can kill herself. That'll be SUPER realistic, so it'll be better.

 

[Betonhaus]

(or Angel, who is inexplicably popular)

Angel from Hazbin Hotel or a different Angel?

 

[X-avier cuck]

Wait what the fuck, you mean it's not about people rediscovering Blue Sky's Epic?
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This is epic the musical and to basically put it into perspective this is a retelling of the Odyssey done by a Puerto Rican man named Jorge who is more or less trying to be the Temu LMM.

It's essentially taking Greek mythology, hamilton, and every Tumblr art stereotype you can think of and merging it into a blender that creates basically a softcore version of The Odyssey.

From the left you see Athena and hermes, the middle picture with the race bent Greek soldiers are the main characters, and the last picture is his black wife who's the queen.

The lyrics are very reminiscent of wish but it's incredibly popular with leftist zoomers and generation alpha

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

Ooooh my fucking god.
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After seeing this I looked up “New ending actually better Lilo and Stitch” and got so many fucking articles like the below. People are legitimately being like “Well, it’s actually a realistic ending, so it’s good!”

https://amp.nine.com.au/article/da874409-e5dc-4412-a55c-7808bbcb6a17

There’s many things I could say about it, but I’ll just leave it at this. Scrooge saying “What a weird dream” and not changing anything about himself would probably be the more realistic ending to A Christmas Carol, but it sure as hell wouldn’t be a better one.

Man, these idiots are really pushing hard on this remake, aren't they? Ironic that these journo scum live in their own world and don't want to face reality.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Now the one you really oughta keep your eye on is Hercules. Word going 'round is Disney wants to rework it into a TikTok-style musical. Yeah, you heard that right—like one of those snappy, quick-cut shows with catchy lines designed for scrolling, not storytelling. They’re lookin’ to take a classic and turn it into something that feels a bit like *Epic: The Musical*.

TikTok musicals? Fuck zoomers and gen alphas. I'm glad I don't have any nostalgia for Disney movies or I'd be so angry. The only Hercules I watched growing up was Kevin Sorbo, the superior Hercules. For those of you feeling nostalgic here's the only video of the intro I could find YouTube won't allow it.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Angel from Hazbin Hotel or a different Angel?

No, Angel from Borderlands.
But for an actual answer, Angel/Experiment 624 from the TV show. She’s Stitch’s female counterpart and love interest.

 

[BigBadBastich]

This is epic the musical and to basically put it into perspective this is a retelling of the Odyssey done by a Puerto Rican man named Jorge who is more or less trying to be the Temu LMM.

It's essentially taking Greek mythology, hamilton, and every Tumblr art stereotype you can think of and merging it into a blender that creates basically a softcore version of The Odyssey.

From the left you see Athena and hermes, the middle picture with the race bent Greek soldiers are the main characters, and the last picture is his black wife who's the queen.

The lyrics are very reminiscent of wish but it's incredibly popular with leftist zoomers and generation alpha

Why do they always try to blackwash Vikings or Greek gods but the moment you even joke about making a white African protagonist or a raceswapped Black Panther is like declaring WW3?

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

Why do they always try to blackwash Vikings or Greek gods

Because niggers are good at stealing from other cultures and claim it as their own as a probable form of coping and overcompensating for their ancestors being slaves.

 

[X-avier cuck]

Because niggers are good at stealing from other cultures and claim it as their own as a probable form of coping and overcompensating for their ancestors being slaves.

You know what I’ve noticed? A lot of people on the American left don’t actually want *art*—they want a sanitized, pre-approved, “safe” version of reality where no one ever says or does anything “problematic,” and every character is either a saint, a victim, or both. It’s like they need their media to come with a Surgeon General’s warning: *“This work contains nuance. Viewer discretion is advised.”*

They’ll pretend to uplift marginalized creators, but only when there’s some performative clout to gain—whether it’s milking TikTok for woke points or doing those godawful YouTube reaction videos that boil down to: “Wow, as a white ally, I cried.” It’s not about the art, it’s about how *they* look reacting to it.


It’s not politics—it’s aesthetic puritanism dressed up as radicalism. And ironically, it’s just as consumerist as the stuff they claim to hate.

 

[Trilby]

You know what I’ve noticed? A lot of people on the American left don’t actually want *art*—they want a sanitized, pre-approved, “safe” version of reality where no one ever says or does anything “problematic,” and every character is either a saint, a victim, or both. It’s like they need their media to come with a Surgeon General’s warning: *“This work contains nuance. Viewer discretion is advised.”*

They’ll pretend to uplift marginalized creators, but only when there’s some performative clout to gain—whether it’s milking TikTok for woke points or doing those godawful YouTube reaction videos that boil down to: “Wow, as a white ally, I cried.” It’s not about the art, it’s about how *they* look reacting to it.


It’s not politics—it’s aesthetic puritanism dressed up as radicalism. And ironically, it’s just as consumerist as the stuff they claim to hate.

And now I'm thinking of this movie again, it's so relevant.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Saturdays are "Movie afternoons" with my son. I'm a stickler about the amount of screen time he gets, but I do enjoy watching movies with him once a week, especially on rainy days.

We watched Lilo and Stitch over the weekend (the original of course). It was the first time I had seen it in probably 15 years or so. My son could not stop laughing at Stitch and he loved the movie.

Man, the movie hits different when you have a kid though. lol.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Globally, its running total is $610.8 million.

you fucking people have officially lost the right to complain about any of these remakes going forward (not talking about Farmers, talking about the normie niggercattle).

 

[The Mighty Banth]

I am curious what China has against niggers though. like I'm genuinely asking. I'm sure Tiana just had like a fucking lily pad movie poster there.

They find dark skin unattractive. The paler the better.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/iDc8Y

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/P4c86

I'm not kidding, I'm not kidding, if I see ONE MORE REEL with podcasters explaining Lilo & Stitch and telling me what was wrong with the live action, talking in their stilted "I'm just now thinking about this and you should tooo" inflection, about how allegedly shocking it is that "Nani gives up her sister and so I guess Ohana means nothinggg", I'm GOING to throw up

Do you know why?

Because everyone could've easily seen that this movie was going to be trash and actively smear the original right down to its core from the first trailer. We don't NEED YOU INFLUENCERS. We've all SEEN the original. Nobody NEEDS YOU to create "buzz" around the corpse, even if it's to explain what's wrong with it. It makes me want to roll my eyes until they're curling around my brain stem to watch people try to tell me "did you know that in the original Lilo & Stitch Jumba was NOT the villain, but turned into LILO's uncllleee?" Or "so I Saw The Live Action Lilo & Stitch and appARENTLY Ohana DOESN'T mean family, let me break it down for you in my spoiler-heavy review--" no. Shut up. You're part of the problem. Nobody needed you to go purchase a displayed corpse and then explain to everyone why it smells bad. Now you know what? They're going to kill more good stories because they don't care why you bought the corpse, just that your money proves it'll sell. And in the meantime you have no problem with that because just like Disney, you're making the Original Lilo & Stitch "trending" just as long as it serves you, just as long as you can profit off of "creating content" from something that ultimately tries to erase the original.

And do you know what else, I repeat: NOBODY NEEDS YOU to explain the original lilo & stitch. we have seen it. Everybody's seen it. It's a classic. Its iconic. It's that good of a movie. And it's a simple movie. It is not complex, it is not a Game of Thrones episode you need to deep-dive into, it is a plain-good story about something universally true. I like to talk about its details and the craft of storytelling that went into it, but that doesn't mean the average person needs it explained to be able to see why it's perfect. and that's the point. you all didn't need to go see it, you knew it would be bad.
Quit scrambling to be "part of the moment" by scrounging around and unearthing "Stitch & Ai" and "Stitch & the Samurai" so you can have SOMETHING Lilo & Stitch-related to say. 90% of yall didn't care AT ALL about Lilo & Stitch beyond how a Facebook Karen cares about Minions. And then this movie came out. And you're buying a ticket and jumping aboard the rampage-clickbait-bus and making a scene like you care, while the festering corpse of one of the greatest animated films of all time rots in the background. And they make money off of it. Your money. Next time if you got something to say, say it when the putrid trailer comes out. And then DON'T go see it, don't TALK about it, let it die in the dark where it belongs.

I mean geez, do you know how many notes I'm getting on the posts I made when the trailer came out, now? And it's from people with Disney blogs. I know y'all could've seen and reblogged and liked those posts before this dog-water movie came out. But you didn't. And whatever, maybe it's because you were "thinking about something else" and didn't think about a Live Action Lilo & Stitch hate-post till after it released. but no. I bet most of you went and saw it. And now you want to agree. And whatever, it's no big deal, but like. next time, agree BEFORE the movie comes out.

Warn people off of BUYING A TICKET. Do NOT buy one yourself, just to come back and go "yeah, it was bad, this post was right all along" I've got literal friends in real life who bought tickets just to mess with me and I said "don't go see it, you won't like it, it's a waste of time and an insult if you like the original, today it's Lilo & Stitch, tomorrow they're trashing Treasure Planet with your ticket money" and they literally went anyway, just to come scowling back and go, "you'll never believe what they did! Nani gave Lilo away!" yes I will. Yes I will believe that they ruined it. You know why, because it was easy to tell that they were going to do that BEFORE it came out, and you had one chance to prove that you cared, and that one chance was "do not buy a ticket." And you blew it. So I hope your tears taste salty when they're melting down Treasure Planet or Hercules or Tangled on the big screen, next.

 

[The Nothingness]

 

[The Mighty Banth]

Small power level but I took an elective class in college for Marine Biology in a state with a lot of coast.

First lesson on day one?

DO NOT BECOME A MARINE BIOLOGIST.

The professor was a nice man who enjoyed the subject but he said there were no jobs in it so unless you wanted to go private working for a fish hatchery or something don't do it.

Lesson 2?

Don't touch ANYTHING in the ocean, it all wants you dead. Followed by a fun story about a little octopus.

 

[Anonitolia]

It’s like they need their media to come with a Surgeon General’s warning: *“This work contains nuance. Viewer discretion is advised.”*

they do

 

[Trilby]

they do
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Why we can't have nice things anymore.