Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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"I remember after he found out my last name, he said that he'd show up to my house while I was at school, shoot my dad, and wait for me to get home. Then he'd subdue me, cut off each individual digit with a knife heated in hot grease so that it'd cauterize as it cut and I wouldn't bleed out. Then he'd cut off my clitoris and my labia, and then rape my ass until I shat myself. Then he'd just leave me to starve to death or something once all my appendages and my genitals were sliced off and he'd beaten me sufficiently."

"I was really mad that day." - Joshua Conner Moon
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ESL​

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This page and section are writed by a ESL
You WILL going to fix the grammer of page and section.
Why, yeah ELS be giggle Chad.
How could you tell?
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ESL are be gem!
To electricity knowlege safe the our world, you would done economy of natural sources with electricity.

Alex Sazonov speak ESL before banning​
ESL, are English are Second Language, is using of the English by the speak not first language English. ESL are common pointing by an out read when he detection it.
When you Write like ESL speech, specially word who are from certain language and cultures like of Indian, is a form of the bait, because united Statians can't hold from show how wrong type and derailling the thread

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Normal Things of ESL[edit | edit source]​

  • Order of word: The order of word in English is different from a lot of other language because English uses SVO (Cobson posts gems) word order, only 42% of all languages in the world follow this word order and 45% follow SOV (Cobson gems post) word order, so ESL talker struggle very much with putting the correct form to a correct words to form a sentence that has good gramatics.
  • Verb tense: When ESL talker speaks He have trouble using the verb like when uses irregular verb or verb form that, in their first linguage, are different.
  • Subject-verb agreement: ESL learners may struggling with correct matching the subject of the sentence with appropriate verb forming.
  • Pronoun usage: ESL learners may use the wrong pronoun (such as "I" instead of "me") or omit her pronouns altogether.
  • Articles: ESL learners may have a trouble using "a," "an," and "the" correctly, especially since some languages do not have a articles.
  • Prepositions: When ESL learner talk and they probably use the preposition that is wrong, or use a preposition while they don't need it.
  • Plural and possessive forms: ESL learner may haves troubles forming plural and possessives, especially with irregular noun.
  • Adjective and adverb placement: ESL learners may adjectives and adverbs placed in the wrong sentence position.
  • False cognates: ESL learners may confines words that look similar in their first language and in English, but have different meatings.
  • Idioms and Slang: A ESL find difficult to learn slang because when they are said their meanings are depend on contexting and in most times do not have direct translation in the original languge
  • Saying: "I deeply apologise for my poor English. I promise, from now on, my English will be much better."
  • They often use The Googles Translating to write in English

Grammerly[edit | edit source]​

Grammarly needs you fix your horrible enlgish, NOW!
https://app.grammarly.com/apps

are know userers[edit | edit source]​

You
Frut
Ruot
The_Swedihs
Adfol_Hitre
pedo esl

See also[edit | edit source]​

  • >English Seventheenth Language
^ESL always bad not. You just to keep doing the English and get butter. Not do be discouraged!!
ESL Are is part in other series within
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The speak in of the soy[+]
Phasers[+]
Coffee and are pastings[+]
Miss allanie us[+]
[th]Lenguage and dielact
go on an Soyspeak partol for pegas like it..[/th]
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soprianoschizoposter said:
he's back
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ChudJack009 said:
Hooray
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GotFriedBy said:
Glistening
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Nuclear Operative said:
Jannoids tried to delete all your semper fi reactions, sister. Xhey must pay for this act.
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NVLL Free this nigga @Sooty Soot NOW!!!!! Put these hashtags in your signature to protest his unfair banning!
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#TakenTooSoon
#SootDinduNuffin
#ClittyLeakageAintRight
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janjans have yet to give my ability to react to, so my semper-fi gifting is being held hostage.
NuII's Clitty💦 said:
Jannies breaking down over our troonjaks
After a short while they are gonna ACK
So while you're in the thread, it's appealing to see
You're gonna die in jail, 'cause you posted 'p
We've got some new arrivals, it's a federal style
On melancholy board where we never smile
And all I wanna see is the golden Lee
My 'teens, we're getting raided and spammed with 'p, yeah

Jannies, jannies of the land
Hang forever, hand in hand
We are laughing while you ree
It is leaking, dripping down...
Sweep forever, sweep for free
Free speech for thee, but not for me?
Janny, janny, can't you see
You'll never be a gem?..

Open 'cord, get my 'jaks
Doubleposting, back-to-back
Unthumbnailed pictures stack
It's my ESL attack
Shit, I'm steppin' in the leakage here
Wait 'til Null gets over here
Watch me as I ban evade, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
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bwc person said:
>Time to celebrate being gay for pride month instead of just being gay like always.
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sozjak said:
I have no clitty, and I must leak
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slowburn A24 kinoplex of a post
 
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Nuclear Operative said:
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This format of meme creepypastas comes from the TriHard community, they were everywhere years back. I wish my hard drive didn't corrupt because I had lots of george floyd creepypastas from their community archived. Either way, proof of the format:

Just further proof that nusoigoogoogagas got infiltrated by members of the group since the format is more common now among soyteens.
 
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