Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Cherry Milk]

She's always so fucking greasy

 

[Umaibae]

These photos really highlight how much weight she’s put on in the last year or two.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

There is not a single feature this woman hasn't made worse by being fat or medical procedures. Her face Is really off putting

Tess' face just comes off as "alien who never learned to show human emotions properly". Every time I look at her face, it either says "god, i hate it here" or "bored now. I want cake".

 

[NoReturn]

Pride month is here,
Tessy is "queer",
We don't want any more bears!

 

[Amberglow]

These photos really highlight how much weight she’s put on in the last year or two.

It’s pretty horrifying to see her squeeze into clothing that was never meant for someone at the far galaxies of fat-dom.

 

[Lvn]

It just astounds me... in a couple of those pictures, without the reference of the head or the directional guidance of the arms, it's damned near impossible to tell which way the beachball is facing. Her gunt is as pronounced as her ass. Her This-Ass is mirrored by her back tits. Truly, my eyes, they suffer as my brain melts beholding this spectacle.

Spoiler: 92 seconds of 'effort' while drunk and I can't unsee the fucking horror

Behold. Next to no effort - just cut out her body on one shot, overlaid it on another shot, and BOOM.
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Her back and front are identical.

I feel the same about foodie and ALR, foodie especially, looking at them too long starts to warp your sense of perspective, human optical illusions, thou I feel like the whales would take that as a compliment ugh.

 

[IBrokeBob]

She is definitely in the bloated tick stage. You know when ticks have been feasting so much that their bodies become huge and their feet are now useless little nubs encased in all that bloat. Yeah, that.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

She reposted these photos from Olly, Bowie is clearly not having a good time. Also I'm cracking up at how comically small her head is compared to her body. Pea brain for real!

 

[Plus Size Polka]

Poor little hostage. Blink twice if you need help, Bowie.

 

[Barbarella]

Poor little hostage. Blink twice if you need help, Bowie.

He does. No blinking necessary. He’s with a deathfat almost nude cartoon mom, surrounded by troons and flamboyant fat fags…how is this child supposed to grow up healthy?

Not everything is child appropriate, why do “mothers” like this not get it?

He looks very sad in both photos, and he clearly didn’t want one to be taken, but there they are, forever online. The one where he’s trying to stop the camera was posted by pony boy, the pooner model Tess declared was his new father a while back but which didn’t work out.

Poor Bowie. I wish more could be done for kids who clearly have mental cases as mothers.

Sigh. Cats get saved but kids, not so much.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Threads catchup

Betsey Johnson meeting



Living her best fat life





Politics (featuring more queerbaiting)






Tess then



Tess now

 

[Dr. Butt]

She reposted these photos from Olly, Bowie is clearly not having a good time. Also I'm cracking up at how comically small her head is compared to her body. Pea brain for real!

He's just old enough to now be able to tell which adults are acting like kids. He must feel pretty unsafe having to go home to one.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

She reposted these photos from Olly, Bowie is clearly not having a good time. Also I'm cracking up at how comically small her head is compared to her body. Pea brain for real!

If I had the Michelin's Man's sister trailing me at all times and plastering the photos all over the Internet, I'd be looking that sullen too.

That poor child knows the horrors that await him when they get home, since you know Tess is not capable of getting undressed without help. The sights and smells that little boy has witness on a daily basis would have drove lesser men to jump off a highway overpass onto the path of an oncoming Mack truck.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Poor Bowie got visually molested. People who take kids to pride parades should have the kids taken from them.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Poor Bowie got visually molested. People who take kids to pride parades should have the taken from them.

People who take kids to pride parades should be added to the sex offender registry and not allowed within 500' of a school. Same goes for people who take kids to drag bars.

 

[Frankly my dear]

Lgbtqxy+++ youth suicides at an ALL TIME HIGH, at the time when it's more widely accepted (+ backed up by big corps) than any other time in history? Not sure about that but ok.
I hate this suicide baiting so much. If you mention the S-word no one will question what BS comes out of your mouth.

 

[NoReturn]

Tess continues to be "gay".

Nice Anna O'Brian face fall at the end, too.

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There's a timeline where the "trans healthcare" limits saved Bowie from a fate worse than death. It might be this very timeline.

 

[Trombonista]

Poor Bowie got visually molested. People who take kids to pride parades should have the kids taken from them.

People who take kids to pride parades should be added to the sex offender registry and not allowed within 500' of a school. Same goes for people who take kids to drag bars.

To be fair, I'm sure there are Pride events that are closer to family-friendly. However, I doubt Tess will ever take Bowie to those.

 

[Barbarella]

To be fair, I'm sure there are Pride events that are closer to family-friendly. However, I doubt Tess will ever take Bowie to those.

I usually agree with you, but I’m not sure how an event designed to celebrate sexuality is ever family friendly. Yeah, maybe some don’t have guys in chaps giving free blow jobs but it’s still gay propaganda. Let kids be kids.

 

[Cherry Milk]

Poor little Bowie being used as a prop, yet again