Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Considering how much he's suffered and how good and moral and upstanding of a person he is, you'd think Pat would jump at the opportunity to read an impact statement, thereby showing solidarity to his fellow victims. But instead, crickets.
 
Considering how much he's suffered and how good and moral and upstanding of a person he is, you'd think Pat would jump at the opportunity to read an impact statement, thereby showing solidarity to his fellow victims. But instead, crickets.
In the past, he claimed he would do exactly that. Yet we get a big fat silence now.
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In the past, he claimed he would do exactly that. Yet we get a big fat silence now.
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Let's assume we're all sitting in the whatever they call the place where the baddie sits when he has to listen to the impact statements (they will have to build a new courtroom or hold it in the Green Bay stadium)

there's tens or hundreds of us, but even if there's only one

what actual additional punishment do you get if you yell NIGGER at ricky T when he is giving his impact statement?

Also isn't "witness impact statement" an oxymoron? That would be like the niggers who watched floyd get fent'd giving a statement about how much it affected them to witness it?
 
Also isn't "witness impact statement" an oxymoron?
The proper term is "victim impact statement", and he's used the v word in this context before - for example:
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He clearly daydreams about this victim impact statement - which has got to be the most effeminate dream any man on earth has ever indulged in. Probably has got the entire speech formulated in his head, about how much it hurts his feelings when stalkerchilds mock him and call him fat on the Internet.
 
But at least he did it himself.
No he didn't. The man tweets constantly, when did he do the work? If he had been doing it we'd have got regular project update tweets from him showing off his masculine manly man skills.
I may be misremembering, but didn't he once claim to have refinished some flooring and his wife later let slip it was a contractor?
It's also far too good a job to have been done by his trotters. You've seen him fuck up a simple sandwich and post it as if it's haute cuisine and something to be proud of.
Niki, as per usual, had to get a man in.
 
Fillings should last between 5-10 years depending on material used and up to 30 years if you take proper care of your teeth. Is this why Shane insists on defending this moron? Because they both have crack addict teeth? Why would anyone basically admit to not knowing basic oral hygiene? Then again, he also admits to not wearing underwear so he doesn't understand the concept of hygiene at all. Imagine how much Axe he wears when he goes to conventions to try and smell better then the other unwashed masses. We all know he thinks that crap is "manly" and uses a whole can a day.
 
I don't think I've thanked her yet for paying Quasi, so thank you Lynne.
That'd be doing more for her than F@t ever did. You just know he acts as if her funding his faggotry is compulsory.
Jackie 2 was such a disappointment, I really was expecting her to stick with Rick for longer.
She definitely looks nothing like a nigger but she nailed their work ethic.
Like I don't like to give Rick w's,
Rick doesn't like to get W's either so this relationship will last.
That man has absolutely zero comedic timing
Disagree, stalker. Many ribs have been utterly destroyed by Rick's direct and indirect actions that one could argue he's something of an unconventional comic.
moral and upstanding of a person he is, you'd think Pat would jump at the opportunity to read an impact statement,
If Pig read anything like this I bet it wouldn't be much different than a South Park scene where Cartman reads something while sobbing.
I assume, considering his extreme obesity, that he grew up on soda and candy.
Yes, stalker. He did. The entire clothing/fabric industry knows he did. They know you didn't. Enjoy wearing 34" waist pants.
 
Fillings should last between 5-10 years depending on material used and up to 30 years if you take proper care of your teeth. Is this why Shane insists on defending this moron? Because they both have crack addict teeth? Why would anyone basically admit to not knowing basic oral hygiene? Then again, he also admits to not wearing underwear so he doesn't understand the concept of hygiene at all. Imagine how much Axe he wears when he goes to conventions to try and smell better then the other unwashed masses. We all know he thinks that crap is "manly" and uses a whole can a day.
Fat Jennifer sits on his deck chairs with his legs spread while wearing khakis, the stench of dead fish and pennies wafting down the street and causing illnesses in the Section 8 apartment complex, the most notable symptom of which is increased flatulence.

Meanwhile you're a CUCK who gave in to BIG UNDERWEAR and probably wear something that supports your little friends down there.

Fat Jennifer does nothing but win, child.
 
The sarcasm here might land better if Rick was ever anything other than a raging cunt. I don't think he's literally ever had a reasonable discussion with anyone. His defective brain won't let him.
Every time I read an opinion from this dude it's like if you took a thousand libtard tweets and fed them through an AI
 
No he didn't. The man tweets constantly, when did he do the work? If he had been doing it we'd have got regular project update tweets from him showing off his masculine manly man skills.
I may be misremembering, but didn't he once claim to have refinished some flooring and his wife later let slip it was a contractor?
It's also far too good a job to have been done by his trotters. You've seen him fuck up a simple sandwich and post it as if it's haute cuisine and something to be proud of.
Niki, as per usual, had to get a man in.

This. If he did the fence work he would have been live blogging it. Anytime he does anything “handy” around the house like planting flowers he has to show the whole world. They would have hired someone. BTW, who is paying for all this ? They just took a trip to Pittsburgh and humblebragged about expensive steak dinners. We know Pat isn’t making money.
 
This. If he did the fence work he would have been live blogging it. Anytime he does anything “handy” around the house like planting flowers he has to show the whole world. They would have hired someone. BTW, who is paying for all this ? They just took a trip to Pittsburgh and humblebragged about expensive steak dinners. We know Pat isn’t making money.
It's put up facing in the right direction. Fatty would have spitefully put it up in the wrong direction again. And if he told a contractor to do it that way they'd laugh in his face. Someone else did it.
 
There is no way noodle arm Pat moved around those fence panels. They are actually heavy and really awkward to move around if you are not competent. He had help. Big Nick? She hired some local jornaleros from the nearby DIY store parking lot I'd bet. Lured them in with the promise of some special home-made *chorizos*. It looks shoddy, very shoddy. You just know he's going to get up to some perversions now that his neighbors cannot see into his backyard. A Pig in his private sty.

I see some patio furniture in the photos. Did he buy new or get the stolen stuff back?

Will we see the Craiglist ad "Welp, I built a fence, but it is is very plain looking. I need a young urban artist, a future Banksy even, to decorate it on the alley facing side. Hoping for a mural celebrating Pride, or George Floyd. Surprise me. No need to ask, just come around and paint. No nudity please and no graffiti tags."?
 
Holy shit I somehow missed that cringe dad bod music video lol WTF. How ironic he had to posture with one of those middle school health class robot babies with a key in the back to simulate feeding it.

That angle is kind of weird, he's old enough that I assume he did the old fashioned egg/sack of sugar/flour method back in his halcyon health class days, and those realcare babies were rolled out in the mid 90s and were/are expensive if I recall correctly.

Where'd he even get one? You can't buy one as a random consumer according to google fu, they're only licensed to schools/healthcare organizations. Does he still have it?!
 
Holy shit I somehow missed that cringe dad bod music video lol WTF. How ironic he had to posture with one of those middle school health class robot babies with a key in the back to simulate feeding it.

That angle is kind of weird, he's old enough that I assume he did the old fashioned egg/sack of sugar/flour method back in his halcyon health class days, and those realcare babies were rolled out in the mid 90s and were/are expensive if I recall correctly.

Where'd he even get one? You can't buy one as a random consumer according to google fu, they're only licensed to schools/healthcare organizations. Does he still have it?!
It's no this sketch though, it's made by someone who is somehow less funny than he is, a herculean feat if you ask me. Also as a non doll expert that just looks like a generic one to me, don't those teaching ones have all kind of fancy sensor shit and the like in them? Also one would imagine, knowing about his past, were he to buy a doll like that, he would destroy it while making whoever sold it to him watch, then probably not do anything but lisp gaily at said person unless they happened to be a black Trump supporter, then they're probably history.
 
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