Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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The Un-Clit said:
Billy Mitchell is still a grifting cheating slimeball. Just because Karl Jobst is shitty himself does NOT make Silly Bitchell any kind of hero. He's cock gargling scum.

Shamelessly pulling the Hulk Hogan USA!! Shit is smart and surely gets all the rednecks pumped but it's so easy it's cynical and slimy as fuck while he shills his shitty sauce as well. I can't believe anyone thinks this faggot is "redeemed".
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King William Mitchell is the greatest gamer to ever live and the proprietor of the greatest hot sauce known to earthly mortals and gods alike.
 
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Good shit from Billy. Just finished it.

almost lament stating that I have become a fan. I really don’t care about his accomplishments in video games, but he did manage to expose someone I always thought was a lolcow as an actual lolcow, and the milk has been great. With the promise of dry readings of hatemail, I’m very locked into future content he’s going to produce. Again, getting those good early 2000s Maddox vibes from what it yet to come. Zoomers: Maddox was really funny once upon a time, believe it or not.

As for Karl, it must really suck to be joined by the hip to someone you both hate and lost to. With the admission that Jobst intends to further “expose” Billy, it just speaks volume of his true character. He’s an albino snake. The only way he can get ahead is by dragging others down. He’s a bad dramatuber who lost his entire audience and credibility. Billy has troves of material he can use to generate YouTube revenue and continue to pimp his meh sauces out. Sucks to fucking suck.

Karl, you can always learn to play Ocarina of Time and rename yourself Narcissa Wrong.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Billy Mitchell is still a grifting cheating slimeball. Just because Karl Jobst is shitty himself does NOT make Silly Bitchell any kind of hero. He's cock gargling scum.

Shamelessly pulling the Hulk Hogan USA!! Shit is smart and surely gets all the rednecks pumped but it's so easy it's cynical and slimy as fuck while he shills his shitty sauce as well. I can't believe anyone thinks this faggot is "redeemed".
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Karl, you really shouldn't use your wife's nudes as a pfp
 
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Manlet btfo'd by 6'7 kang Billy!
 
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Ofcom Enforcer said:
Billy already addressed the MAME accusations.


But it's irrelevant anyway because Billy beat the scores that were allegedly done on MAME.
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It's so funny that the obvious win is right there- instead of spending 5 years sperging at Billy, Karl should have spent his time BEATING BILLY'S SCORE! That would have pissed him off infinitely more than 1000 condescending, defamatory videos ever could.

Of course, Karl is not a real gamer so he'd never stand a chance even sniffing King Billy's farts.
 
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Ofcom Enforcer said:
Billy already addressed the MAME accusations.


But it's irrelevant anyway because Billy beat the scores that were allegedly done on MAME.
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I understand why he doesn't talk about it anymore. He has stated his position publicly. The autistic speedtroons will carry on going on about it no matter how many times he addresses it. The will rage about it into eternity. He has addressed it, he is right to now go 'fuck it, i aint talking about it again' and get on with being King Billy.

Quote from the video:
>I don't do interviews. I don't believe in journalism
t. Billy Mitchell.
 
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In the interview I am watching with Billy he says that Tod Rodgers did the supposedly impossible 5.51 score twice on dragster in front of independent wittnesses in rooms that he didn't set up the equipment, including in front of Activisions executives, with media there, on two different sets of equipment in two different venues.


what if the speedtroons are wrong? How many people just repeat that it is impossible because someone else has told them it is and has explained it to them in way that makes sense to him. What if that is incorrect? Why is the entire internet so certain that it didn't happen if there are many witness that saw it?

Fuck it, as far as I am concerned the 5.51 happened in dragster as well. I ain't taking these speedtrannies evidence anymore.

Holy shit this whole speech by Billy is based.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
What even was the deal with the red joystick in the first place?
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Original DK arcade joystic can move only in 4 directions, so if you wanted to switch from up to left or right, you'd have to put it in the middle position first. If it could move freely, you could switch direction much faster. It'd be like turbo buttons on a NES controller, don't make Mario move faster but make him easier to control.
 
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demicolon said:
Original DK arcade joystic can move only in 4 directions, so if you wanted to switch from up to left or right, you'd have to put it in the middle position first. If it could move freely, you could switch direction much faster. It'd be like turbo buttons on a NES controller, don't make Mario move faster but make him easier to control.
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It's more than left/right. With a 8 way joystick you can hold Diagonal directions to have Mario instantly mount ladders while with the original joystick you have to move him until he's in contact and then switch from left to up to start climbing, requiring perfect frame input if you want to be as fast as possible. With the 8 way you always get the perfect mount.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
Billy Mitchell is still a grifting cheating slimeball. Just because Karl Jobst is shitty himself does NOT make Silly Bitchell any kind of hero. He's cock gargling scum.
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Even assuming for the sake of argument that everything Billy is accused of is true, Karl is guilty of the same stuff but worse.

Cheating is fundamentally just lying. Billy lied about video games. Karl lied about a man's suicide. It's very clear which of those is worse.

Billy grifted off his video game lies, but he also grifted by actually providing a product that many people here have spoken well of.
Karl grifted off his lies about a man's suicide, but he provided nothing in return to his "consumers." Based off some of the evidence, he may have even defrauded them,
Again, it's very clear which of these is the worse grift.

I can completely understand not liking Billy. Maybe even hating him, even if I frankly don't think video games are important enough to earn ire for lying about them.
But if your going to hate Billy, then you should hate Karl much more. And thus coming into the thread about Karl to rage at and insult Billy while only given token comments to Karl makes you look, frankly, very autistic and MATI.
 
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