Team Fortress 2 - Hat Fortress 2: America's #1 War-themed Hat Simulator

[Aquasar]

Does anyone got a clip where: a Pyro burns a Spy, cut to a footage of tranny vtuber that played the spy being killed, only to see the Pyro whip out the Conscientious Objector with a tranny soyjak shown on it, leading to a ragequit from the tranny.

Seen it somewhere on 4chan I think but I forgot to save it. Think it was some sharty raid.

Skip to the 40 second mark.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

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Skip to the 40 second mark.

Lmao, there's a lot of people with the meme plasted in the item.

 

[invisibult plus+]

The kids will be okay.
I couldnt stop watching this with a smile on my face and I want to share it with you, it feels like something out of 2008 but with higher quality cameras

To think that was posted just over a week ago.

 

[Penis]

For my gangsta ass niggas on the Kiwi farms, I would like to gift you all with a Team Fortress 2 funny bind:

Spoiler: The Bind

bind l ywnbarw0
alias ywnbarw0 "ywnbarw_Bind1;say You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by"
alias ywnbarw_Bind1 "bind l ywnbarw1"
alias ywnbarw1 "ywnbarw_Bind2;say drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted."
alias ywnbarw_Bind2 "bind l ywnbarw2"
alias ywnbarw2 "ywnbarw_Bind3;say Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish"
alias ywnbarw_Bind3 "bind l ywnbarw3"
alias ywnbarw3 "ywnbarw_Bind4;say appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out"
alias ywnbarw_Bind4 "bind l ywnbarw4"
alias ywnbarw4 "ywnbarw_Bind5;say frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead"
alias ywnbarw_Bind5 "bind l ywnbarw5"
alias ywnbarw5 "ywnbarw_Bind6;say giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your"
alias ywnbarw_Bind6 "bind l ywnbarw6"
alias ywnbarw6 "ywnbarw_Bind7;say diseased, infected axe wound. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself its"
alias ywnbarw_Bind7 "bind l ywnbarw7"
alias ywnbarw7 "ywnbarw_Bind8;say going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable"
alias ywnbarw_Bind8 "bind l ywnbarw8"
alias ywnbarw8 "ywnbarw_Bind9;say weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the"
alias ywnbarw_Bind9 "bind l ywnbarw9"
alias ywnbarw9 "ywnbarw_Bind10;say cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame"
alias ywnbarw_Bind10 "bind l ywnbarw10"
alias ywnbarw10 "ywnbarw_Bind11;say and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity"
alias ywnbarw_Bind11 "bind l ywnbarw11"
alias ywnbarw11 "ywnbarw_Bind12;say will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a"
alias ywnbarw_Bind12 "bind l ywnbarw12"
alias ywnbarw12 "ywnbarw_Bind13;say skeleton that is unmistakably male. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back."
alias ywnbarw_Bind13 "bind l ywnbarw0"

Copy and paste this bind into your autoexec.cfg. (/steam/steamapps/common/Team Fortress 2/tf/cfg/autoexec.cfg)

This will spam the YWNBARW copypasta in the TF2 chat, chunk by chunk. After a chunk of the text has been spammed into the chat, it will rebind your "l" key to spam the next chunk, and onwards.

 

[Aquasar]

I found this through my recommendations. I haven't enjoyed a TF2 video like this one in a long time.

 

[NiggerKing22]

(Older) Lalve is 10 times funnier than k*tty. Unfunniest shit worshiped by oldcucks because "it's le old!"

Actual oldcuck sovl.

shut up fagola

 

[Slav Power]

I remember when R33MIX's schizoid animations really stood out back then as he was using leaked Source Filmmaker before Meet the Pyro update officially launched it. And then the flood of various Meet the Heavy/Soldier/Engineer edits as those were included with it. Good times.

Also FUCKWORLD has singlehandedly exposed the world to Passenger of Shit.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

 

[Medic]

Heavy is hacker mann

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

 

[Penis]

MvM Community update inbound!

Blog Post

Spoiler: Local Copy of blog post

Thirteen years ago, we launched Mann vs. Machine, a chilling cautionary tale where an artificial consciousness tried to take all our jobs. You didn't know it back then, but that was actually a literary device called "speculative" fiction, where writers (us) accurately predict the future (the present), but then hide it so as not to cause widespread panic.


In an effort to keep panic levels low, and apropos of nothing, we'd like to tell you a story: Once upon a time, a Mann vs. Machine mode in a video game was getting a much-needed update. And so a brave blog post writer (us again) asked the community to submit Mann vs. Machine maps and missions in time for that update. (For the sake of this panic-reducing speculative fantasy, let's put the fictional deadline at Wednesday, August 27th).


If that was the entire story, you'd already be at a low panic level but vaguely concerned about a looming dystopian future (mission accomplished). But as is traditional in the genre of speculative blog fiction, there's more! The king of the fictional land where this all happened (ancient Greece), decreed on stone tablets that even though the update was dropping right around the ancient Greek candy-harvest festival of Halloween, the maps did not need to all be Halloween-themed (first tablet) and in fact shouldn't be (second tablet).


"Though some of them COULD be," the king carved into a third tablet, held in the stone hands of a statue... of PRIMATE GEORGE WASHINGTON? No! It's just regular George Washington in a dystopian future past where our sculptors are NOT AS GOOD AS IN ANCIENT GREECE! What an ending! (The end.)


Is this tale a simple flight of gripping, well-written fancy? (No.) Or a chilling glimpse into a future that could arrive as soon as, again, Wednesday, August 27th with a second part arriving right before Halloween? (Yes, see paragraph one.)

What new Aussies do you guys want to see?

 

[piombo]

MvM Community update inbound!

this is very worrisome, does it mean that mvm will be the one to get flooded with dogshit maps now?

 

[Penis]

this is very worrisome, does it mean that mvm will be the one to get flooded with dogshit maps now?

There are some good community maps available right now. A new tour or two would breathe life into the gamemode. Just hoping Valve doesn't do the bare minimum and actually makes new drops. (New aussies, strangifiers, etc.)

 

[thhrang]

If Valve doesn't add new Aussies/rare items for the first MVM update in twelve fucking years then they are the most retarded apes imaginable. Throwing on some gold paint to new weapons will be a big boon in people buying the tickets and participating in the microeconomy which is the only reason they care about the game and keep it on life support.

I also hope maybe this means Valve will touch up the Game Coordinator, because Casual uses the same system as MVM's, and is busted to shit.

I'm super skeptical of all this but the inner child in me is honestly ecstatic at this news, sue me.

 

[Penis]

If Valve doesn't add new Aussies/rare items for the first MVM update in twelve fucking years then they are the most retarded apes imaginable. Throwing on some gold paint to new weapons will be a big boon in people buying the tickets and participating in the microeconomy which is the only reason they care about the game and keep it on life support.

I also hope maybe this means Valve will touch up the Game Coordinator, because Casual uses the same system as MVM's, and is busted to shit.

I'm super skeptical of all this but the inner child in me is honestly ecstatic at this news, sue me.

Agree 1000%. It is about goddamn time we get something new in the economy. Gen 2 Aussies would be a breathe of fresh air. Aussie Pistol, shotgun, etc. would be baller. It would also be cool if they added an Aussie Kritz, Gunslinger, and Original to make sure there is some way to attain the old ass strange weapons. Even strangifiers for the lingering weapons with no strange variant would be acceptable as rare drops.

I'll be pretty blackpilled if they just do more shit ass botkillers.

 

[thhrang]

Wow, they dusted off the Twitter

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

MvM Community update inbound!

1. The blog post sucks massive cock and reeks of shitty millennial writing, I got immediately exhausted reading it and skimmed through the rest of it (I miss the quality quippy TF2 writing of old).
2. They're more than likely gonna add Emporium slop (another $1 million to the Troonporium).
3. BLOOOOOOOAT

Spoiler

If Valve doesn't add new Aussies/rare items for the first MVM update in twelve fucking years then they are the most retarded apes imaginable.

Nothing ever happens.

 

[soy woah jaque]

Wow, they dusted off the Twitter
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I still don't get why they do this like they did with that one summer update, requesting new maps with a deadline when the workshop already has years worth of quality content

BLOOOOOOOAT

The game's gonna weigh a whole terabyte at this rate

 

[thhrang]

The blog post sucks massive cock and reeks of shitty millennial writing, I got immediately exhausted reading it and skimmed through the rest of it (I miss the quality quippy TF2 writing of old).

I noticed the writer of this blogpost (could it be the troon contractor guy?) claims responsibility for the old stuff.

Thirteen years ago, we launched Mann vs. Machine, a chilling cautionary tale where an artificial consciousness tried to take all our jobs. You didn't know it back then, but that was actually a literary device called "speculative" fiction, where writers (us) accurately predict the future (the present), but then hide it so as not to cause widespread panic.

Obviously this is likely just referring to Valve as a whole but I think it's trying to also be subconscious in making people who aren't informed think it's still actually the same team.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Australium Sharpened Volcano Fragment HYPE!