Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

Uncle Gums x Cyraxx crossover has to be the most horrifying thing to hit the raxxverse
 
Dr.Notzi said:
Sally also wanted heather and her kids to move in, so she can collect their benefits.

Sally is treating chance as nothing more but a paycheck at this point.
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She is just trying to deal with him until he finally disintegrates into grease and cum. Other than maybe two incidents over the years, there isn't much evidence of her putting effort into anything. She won't even figure out paperwork.
 
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Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
She is just trying to deal with him until he finally disintegrates into grease and cum. Other than maybe two incidents over the years, there isn't much evidence of her putting effort into anything. She won't even figure out paperwork.
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Or until she kicks the bucket. She only tolerates Chance because of the benefits and cause no one else in the family wants anything to do with her.
 
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There's something almost playfully innocent in seeing Chance upload a shotty video of himself playing an extremely niche game as Aggressive Inline, passing it off as though he achieved a world record score while so obviously having the perfect grinding cheat enabled as he goes around in a circle for 2 minutes. It seems like something I'd do as an 8 year old to try and impress my friends at school. This is what it all led up to. Persisting through the trolls, getting his ass beat, all of the fake mistresses, and look where he's at now. Reigning supreme over the troll community, raking in the big bucks with his GameCube.

I wonder at what point, does he finally start to realize that even his status as an Internet punching bag has worn thin, and he has no one left watching to prove his musical/gaming skillz to. It's going to be a legitimately sad day to see him finally realize that he has wasted his life, with literally less to show for it than when he started a decade ago.
 
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cugel said:
Surprised he has not become Muslim. Join those gifters, get support and say having sex with kids is part of your culture. Also he does not drink anyway.
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He'd love being a muslim.

"Hey guys, whats going on. So my buddy Al 45 just told me that it is sharia-ly ill-egal what y'all are doing to good muslims such as ma self. I-i-it's funny, ya'll sit there and say don't talk to kids, but the prophets wife was six years old, so I'm actually way more spiritual *swallows disgustingly* and godlier than yall"
 
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burchwood said:
It's going to be a legitimately sad day to see him finally realize that he has wasted his life, with literally less to show for it than when he started a decade ago.
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I'm still not sure that's even possible, his mechanisms for denial alone are absolutely staggering, and the way he handles arguments are probably a perfect summation of how dense his walls from reality really are. I legitimately believe, if he lasts long enough to have a death bed, he will depart from this world telling himself that he was a rock god, and a musical legend who paved the way for "whole new genres" despite the lifelong adversity he's faced; At least until the loom of death finally sinks in and he realizes how little time he has left, and how little he's done with the time he's spent.

I think this video, if anything, was more like when he theatrically reacted to the facebook diet dhar mann PTSD post, it's just another very transparent stunt to grasp at validation in a manner that could only be carried out by either a child, or by cyraxx. Where that was emotional validation for his "PTSD"/rallying for action against trolling, I'm pretty sure this is just to establish that he is a "professional gamer," and an eSport competitor, and all that
 
The guy got clocked, chocked and made to scream for mercy by the big Jew dog Marty on camera and not even a week later he went from begging for pity to claiming Marty was the one who lost to cyrax in the same call.

Cyrax is past the point of self-realization by wide ass mile. Self reflection is just an alien concept to him, he can and does deny reality
 
Captain Howdy 666 said:
The guy got clocked, chocked and made to scream for mercy by the big Jew dog Marty on camera and not even a week later he went from begging for pity to claiming Marty was the one who lost to cyrax in the same call.
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mister davenport said:
Cyrax is past the point of self-realization by wide ass mile. Self reflection is just an alien concept to him, he can and does deny reality
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Even a KO didn't do the trick. Marty should've just snapped Chance like a fucking twig and put him in a wheelchair for life.
 
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mister davenport said:
The guy got clocked, chocked and made to scream for mercy by the big Jew dog Marty on camera and not even a week later he went from begging for pity to claiming Marty was the one who lost to cyrax in the same call.

Cyrax is past the point of self-realization by wide ass mile. Self reflection is just an alien concept to him, he can and does deny reality
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It was same day lol. Raxx won because he showed up and showed out.
 
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Captain Howdy 666 said:
Fair point.
I dont think anyone in that house is smart enough to do it, but I suppose I could he wrong.
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The “reliable” source who said she doesn’t collect disability for Chance is his aunt Dale. But she’s not too bright herself and obviously hates him. IMO Sally is likely lying to her own daughter about getting his disability checks, which is on-brand. We know she’s both
a) pathologically dishonest
b) a poverty-tier scam artist

If she’s lying about the checks she’s dumb as rocks, but if she actually never bothered to get free money for wrangling the goblin she might be more retarded than he is.
 
burchwood said:
I wonder at what point, does he finally start to realize
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Never. That's why he's like this.
Norwegian Trailer Trash said:
What benefits does she get from having Chance around?
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She adopted him in the first place and it's been cognitive dissonance and the sunk cost fallacy ever since. Those costs have explored the remains of the Titanic and discovered Atlantis by now.
 
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