Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Johnathan E.]

Looks like Rob has unlisted most of his Jack vids, the links here still work

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Looks like Rob has unlisted most of his Jack vids, the links here still work

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Either he is sick of dealing with or being associated/seen with fatty or is sick of playing kick the retard

 

[WhoBusTank69]

Either he is sick of dealing with or being associated/seen with fatty or is sick of playing kick the retard

Or it's related to the recent cowtipping, which is unfortunate.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Or it's related to the recent cowtipping, which is unfortunate.

What happened?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What happened?

Somebody on the thread has been telling Fatty that Rob is a troll.

 

[Whaler]

What happened?

Retards being retards.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Somebody on the thread has been telling Fatty that Rob is a troll.

Retards being retards.

this is why we can't have nice things

 

[the khat quaffer]

this is why we can't have nice things

Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these:

I am a faggot and I want to poke the cow.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Nostradumbass making new predictions and mad at anyone with the most mild of criticism towards him




Once again taking credit for the most predictable movie success in history



I think political agendas to Jack are just gay stuff




Soying out over fast food




Influencer advice




CARNIVORE




Literal AI advice and whiteknighting the machine





Doesn't know that money came from taxpayers

 

[souschef]

The worst part of the seasoning being incinerated is that blackened seasonings is actually a thing and can be really good if you do it right. Trouble is, it's Jack, so doing it right isn't in the cards.

You could toast peppercorns in a dry pan, you could smoke some rosemary, you could microwave coriander alongside papertowels to grind it into fine dust to make a garnish

But jacks bar wont go higher than incinerating dollar store pre made seasoning, that's his gourmet approach on the subject

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Doesn't know that money came from taxpayers

Fatty is retarded and thinks that tariffs are not taxes.

As a Google shareholder, if Jack thinks it's going to get a foothold in the AI market (lol they already have one) I should probably sell my shares

 

[AnOminous]

You could toast peppercorns in a dry pan, you could smoke some rosemary, you could microwave coriander alongside papertowels to grind it into fine dust to make a garnish

I'll sometimes grind up a blend in a coffee grinder, then dry roast them in a pan until they're aromatic and sometimes a little oily. This also revives dry spices past their prime.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Or it's related to the recent cowtipping, which is unfortunate.

I'm still firmly in the ROBMOB.

JACKPACK failure and as predicted by everyone except Jack.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Nostradumbass making new predictions and mad at anyone with the most mild of criticism towards him

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Once again taking credit for the most predictable movie success in history

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I think political agendas to Jack are just gay stuff

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Soying out over fast food

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Influencer advice

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CARNIVORE

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Literal AI advice and whiteknighting the machine

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Doesn't know that money came from taxpayers

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Jack is particularly insufferable here. What bug crawled up his ass?

Or maybe he's still smarting after that interview with Jim?

 

[myhairisonfire]

Nostradumbass making new predictions and mad at anyone with the most mild of criticism towards him

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Once again taking credit for the most predictable movie success in history

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I think political agendas to Jack are just gay stuff

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Soying out over fast food

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Influencer advice

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CARNIVORE

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Literal AI advice and whiteknighting the machine

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Doesn't know that money came from taxpayers

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>I believe mobile gaming will blow up

Quite possibly Jacks worst take

 

[Doctor of Autism]

>I believe mobile gaming will blow up

Quite possibly Jacks worst take

It's also so late. Lots of people play mobile games from adults wanting a time waster while on a commute/toilet/break, kids playing with their IPads, or Weebs playing gacha games.

Jack's prediction is like saying that the drink known as water will become popular.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

>I believe mobile gaming will blow up

Quite possibly Jacks worst take

too late. im already addicted to balatro 24/7 with the help of mobile version of the game existing

 

[Pig Cups]

Oh boy

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My initial reaction was “my, those look seriously underdone,” before quickly realizing that the picture was taken before they went into the oven- the wings don’t have that trademark, burnt-to-a-crisp appearance.

I mention this because it’s a real indictment on this man’s cooking skills, or lack thereof, when one can look at a tray of completely raw meat and realistically think that it’s the end result of Jack’s cooking process.

Isn't this the screenshot where he smashed half the burger into his face and got sauce everywhere? Still one of the most bizarre things I've seen; that's a level of gluttony that you truly don't often catch on camera outside of shit like My 600lb Life. He was quite literally pushing the burger into his mouth to get as much food in at once as possible.

Definitely a famously infuriating example of this man unhinging his jaw and stuffing his face.

For me, the worst was when he visited Arthur Bryant’s. It’s at 6:10.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Of course Jack is one of those “CHEMICALS BAD” people. Of course Jack thinks steak is a chemical and an egg is a chemical. I wish someone would ask him if he realizes that water is a chemical too. I fucking hate these ignoramuses who are convinced they’ve got all the world’s secrets figured out.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Nostradumbass making new predictions and mad at anyone with the most mild of criticism towards him

Fatty can't stand anybody saying he's a retard. The AI autopen bit is really stupid as that literally has nothing to do with anything.

All Presidents have used the Autopen, it's just that there was a point where people complained about Biden using it and the same people that complained about that are okay with Trump using it. It's just an example of "everything on my side is okay and everything on your side is bad".

Soying out over fast food

Marketing doesn't mean TV advertising. It means anything that promotes their products. Like the print material in the restaurants and stuff like that. Fatty literally doesn't understand the restaurant business.

CARNIVORE

He's not entirely wrong just looking at the stuff he wants to see. You can't compare a bowl of sweetened cereal to a plate of protein and fat.

Literal AI advice and whiteknighting the machine

And this faggot uses AI all the time. I mean he even did this on one of the F as in Frank episodes where he had to ask SIRI a question on air which proved him wrong.

Of course Jack is one of those “CHEMICALS BAD” people. Of course Jack thinks steak is a chemical and an egg is a chemical. I wish someone would ask him if he realizes that water is a chemical too. I fucking hate these ignoramuses who are convinced they’ve got all the world’s secrets figured out.

And yet he thinks himself the smartest person in the room.