🍗 Deathfat Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

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Jude does not have ARFID or ANY kind of restrictive food problem. It’s like someone in a jet bragging they’re on the poverty line, it’s just laughable. Croissants says she has it too, as she posts endless food pictures and stuffs herself. Why do they claim these things they’re the opposite of?
These hogs are now claiming to have ARFID right as the GLP-1 and healthy eating/dieting culture is making an upswing, anyone else notice that?

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Give me all the top hats, but no, YOU are the one glorifying a fucking illness, Jude. By encouraging people to shove shitty fast food in their gullets and ignore any potential life threatening complications that may come from being overweight to morbidly obese. Because you can't be assed to put down the goddamn fork for once and or measure your portions and intake of food, because you are a fat, lazy, unkempt, narcissistic pig. You know the tide is turning from fat positivity to people trying to lose weight and become healthy, so you're throwing out labels of these GLP-1s as "promoting disordered eating" like you aren't fucking doing that yourself, bitchtits.

Fuck that, YOU won't care if some fat person dies because it would bring to light all that's wrong with your fat-centric ideology. Just like how the fatpo movement has memory holed numerous deaths of fatty influences over the last couple years. YOU WON'T EVEN CARE IF THEY DIE, BITCH. Fuck that noise you're crying about.

It's funny to see these grifters who put all their eggs in the fat positivity basket raging, but goddamn sometimes it's annoying to hear them scream and cry lies about some of these medicines and stuff.
 
These hogs are now claiming to have ARFID right as the GLP-1 and healthy eating/dieting culture is making an upswing, anyone else notice that?
ARFID is associated mainly with low weight, like anorexia. It’s characterised by heavily restrictive food choices, so yeah if your safe food is chips and lard, you can get fat. But it’s always restrictive in range. And often restrictive in volume.
Neither Jude nor corissa (who my autocorrect insists is called croissant which amuses me no end) restrict what they eat past it all being garbage.
 
Jude thinks you owe her your hard-earned money because...she's queer/fat/grieving her cat, or something.

 
She's gonna be absolutely insufferable all month.

 
Just as insufferable on Threads.

So, so insufferable

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And so baby

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So queer

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So slutty

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So desperate

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So, so available

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Yep. That’s so Jude. Also a much needed Saturn cameo

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lol she's not (or BARELY) booked AT ALL for June, aka Pride Month? Wooooff she's in dire straits. Isn't her whole brand "queer boudoir?" She should be totally booked all month.
 
lol she's not (or BARELY) booked AT ALL for June, aka Pride Month? Wooooff she's in dire straits. Isn't her whole brand "queer boudoir?" She should be totally booked all month.

She’s been “advertising” about her Pride packages since April, too?

Assuming that she takes off weekends as she’s always done, she has maybe five days booked this month at the moment. Maximum. And one of those days may really be for a Halsey concert

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She’s going to need to book a lot more or ask Papi and/or GF for money. She’s got dates and press on nails to pay for

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Not coming across as desperate for money and attention at all

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Wonder how booked NYC’s other queer boudoir photographer Caroline King is this Pride month in comparison? She does wedding photography too, and it’s peak season for that as well.
 
It's like she thinks the more she says "tempting X to take up space IRL by documenting their divinity", the more people will understand what the fuck that means
 
This has gotten only 4 likes in the last three hours. kek.


I don't feel like downloading the whole things from the girlfriend's page (spoiler: nothing happens in them and they're boring), but here are a few screenshots of reels I missed recently:
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Leaving a corporate job to pursue a "music" career while your girlfriend's business is floundering. lol that'll definitely go well.
 
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