🍗 Deathfat Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[thejackal2]

Am I missing something? If she's able to use Mhic's laptop in the meantime, why isn't she selling her old desktop set up?
She will not get that $4000. She doesn't have the paypigs nor the audience like when she was a streamer.

Those Beltane pics are horrid, the shadows are so unflattering on the model's face. I'm not even 100% sure if that's a woman or a man because the first image looks like they have five o'clock shadow.

IIRC she bought an i9 based prebuilt back in 2021 or so. I don't believe it had DDR5 although it was possible as that was the year it released. If it does have 32 or 64GB of DDR5 that's worth about 300 right there due to the chip shortage. I'd think she could get like 600-800 for it if she tried.

She doesn't fucking need a brand new M4 or M5 MBP. Full fucking stop. She was using an online editor the other day. She is not processing thousands of photos or hour of 4K video, which yes, needs a little power if you want it done timely.

Jude like a lot of "entrepreneurial" spergs thinks success comes after you surround yourself with the trappings of success. Bull shit. Most successful entrepreneurs cut costs to the bone until they have a high margin business. Juan's landscaping didn't start with a fucking F350 and so on.

 

[PurpleEater]

Jude has to be one of the dumbest scammer/grifter I have ever seen.

What the honest to god FUCK does she need a $4k laptop for?! She's doing minor Lightroom edits from what I can tell, if that, and it's not like she has hundreds of clients. She is so unbelievably stupid and entitled it sometimes blows my mind. She always wants top of the line everything for the most asinine tasks like basic photo editing, plus is she too dumb to realize she could just get a portable hard drive for extra storage?? Those cost like $100 and have plenty of space.

This reminds me of when she THREW AWAY her perfectly good headphones instead of simply untangling them. Or she goes on vacation and brags about it while claiming she "can't sit upright" for several hours to work on what she owes her clients. Unlike a smarter grifter though, she TELLS US this and shoots herself in the foot right away and then genuinely wonders why the donations aren't pouring in. It's honestly hilarious.

Gee, wonder why no one wants to hire this idiot for portraits when she can't even deliver proofs on time because of muh pinched nerve/million excuses/her 2019 laptop just isn't cutting it.

 

[PurpleEater]

Jude has new hair in exchange for a photoshoot. Doesn't really seem like a fair trade especially since Jude way overprices and overvalues her work, but whatever. Grifters gonna grift.


The final look:

Meanwhile, Mhic is scrambling to find...something to do on social media. She sounds high.

 

[Otterly]

Jude has new hair in exchange for a photoshoot. Doesn't really seem like a fair trade especially since Jude way overprices and overvalues her work, but whatever. Grifters gonna grift.
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The final look:
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Meanwhile, Mhic is scrambling to find...something to do on social media. She sounds high.
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She’s wearing that green lingerie set that they use for their photo shoots.
Barf. You know it’s not cleaned properly (if at all)
Hey you guys wanna borrow my used knickers so I can photograph you in them?!

 

[PurpleEater]

I just realized the "sexy Sapphic Sunday" party that Mhic recently DJ'ed (and Jude tried her hand DJ'ing at) aka the "Fat 4 Fat" party took place at Bareburger, a hamburger chain. LOLFAT.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The purple hair doesn’t clash as badly as the Marge blue, but it’s still not great. Looks like someone tried to dye her hair without bleaching it first.

Besides that, she’s been mostly trying to manifest a laptop on Threads. Especially important now since she’s selling her desktop. Decided to beg for a slightly cheaper laptop than her original $3500 MacBook Pro quote







This sort of begging is funny since she has a sliding scale for troon clients (and she’s pulling her own recession indicator with promoting even more special sliding scale pricing for June)








Client photo



Considering doing a workshop on desire



More trying to have her cake and eat it too with her gender identity and sexual orientation, but what’s new




Important cat photo

 

[PurpleEater]

Wait, she was REPULSED on her friend's behalf simply for wanting to sleep with a man? I'm sorry, even if you are a lesbian, that's weird as fuck and majorly unhealthy projection, not to mention mean and judgmental towards them both. Not everything is about you, Judy. And let's not even get started on you and your hideous girlfriend and the Islamic sex you no doubt have...

Jude is one of those rare creatures who goes through life with both zero self-awareness and zero shame. It's absolutely fascinating. Something in her brain really is broken or did not fully develop because this level of blatant, persistent e-begging WHILE trying to sell herself as a professional whose photos are worth thousands is...wild. Just wild. Baffling.

 

[SwiftBucks]

I always hire professionals who spend their days begging, navel gazing and self-aggrandizing on twitter