Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Schizneed]

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I can't see this weirdo without thinking of the video where he licked pudding off of a barbie doll..

 

[Unintelligence Score]

To be fair to Nick, it's getting harder and harder for him to spit out more lies. The more he makes things up the more he's likely to contradict himself the next time he does it. At this point tracking down inconsistencies is like a daily Sudoku puzzle you do while sipping your morning coffee.

Sudocuck

 

[AnOminous]

It's not automatic. "The court may award . . up to $10,000.00 . . .." 10K is the max award for the worst sort of behavior. Aaron's behavior--showing a pic of his ex girlfriend to a buddy--is way, way down from the worst sort of possible revenge porn.

That's also just one part of the possible penalty. There are also general and specific damages (actual money damages and things like mental anguish), disgorgement of illicit profits, plus up to an additional $10,000 on top of all of that, and costs, fees, and "reasonable attorney fees." Not sure why it lists fees twice, but it does.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

He should consider joining the army to get away from this shit. ROTC at least.

MFer got a Roy Mustang PFP and encouraging kids to join the army. I see you.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm going to be fair to the people in that study here, what the fuck did Dickens mean by "On such an afternoon, if ever, the Lord High Chancellor ought to be sitting here—as here he is—" nigger it's literally his job to be in court that day. Is the Lord Chancellor a non-practicing judge?

"Oh God, I have to publish 20 32 page volumes over the next 20 months. Gotta pad that out a bit."

Probably not even a lawyer. It's basically an admin role with fancy clothes.

He's a Chancery judge. That's what they called them. That's why there's a whiskered advocate droning on before him. Presumably a walrus if you take the average English major's interpretation as accurate.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

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[not william stenchever]

MFer got a Roy Mustang PFP and encouraging kids to join the army. I see you.

At least he's not telling potential recruits that the signing bonus could buy them a Dodge Charger and a stripper future ex-wife.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

God I hate Nicks outro song, the line about his wife and the way the guys sings it creeps me the fuck out

Should've heard the ty beard song before the tcpa blowout.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Nick is totally not a woman hating psycho. That's why he calls men he hates pedophiles, but wishes actual harm and death upon the women who have slighted him.

Much proportional. So balance.

I didn't think honest-to-god misogynists still existed in this world, but both Nick and Ralph have convinced me otherwise.

Next time someone tells you that "Scott Pilgrim Ruined a Whole Generation of Women" song is sexist? Introduce them to shit like Judge Pussy Liquor or any of Nick's comments on Kayla's body.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

MFer got a Roy Mustang PFP and encouraging kids to join the army. I see you.

Hey, Roy's advice worked for the Elric brothers when he advised Ed to become a state alchemist. It's the only way forward sometimes from family tragedy. Although the kid doesn't have the sin of human transmutation. Only the sin of balldo transmutation related to his awful parents.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

What would happen if Nick were to relapse and calling out "weirdos."

Nick says a little later, "Cocaine helps with insecurities." Sorry did not clip because he is so boring.

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta the faggot making claims and estimates, let alone about something law related, will never not be funny.

$420,000? Is this nigger retarded? This is David Stebbins level lunacy. Remember, this guy passed the bar at one point. He seriously thinks he'll get that much from a state agency carrying out a ministerial duty required by law pursuant to a valid advisory opinion from a judge?

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Calling for the death of a court reporter. If you took nick at his word youd think she was trailing his car and doing stake-outs. Not covering a criminal case like someone we all know.

 

[DavidS877]

I was curious about what Rekieta did this time, so, here's the text.

Spoiler: Text

Emphasis mine.
[SPEAKER_22]: It's amazing that the lawsuit has gone this far, mainly because, so I'm accused of calling Montegraph a pedophile.
[SPEAKER_22]: And the crazy thing is, is that the first time I was introduced to Montegraph was by Mr. Medeker reading a lawsuit in which Montegraph was suing someone else for defamation over them calling him a pedophile.
[SPEAKER_22]: And he lost that lawsuit.
[SPEAKER_22]: So I figure if he lost his defamation lawsuit against someone who called him a pedophile...
[SPEAKER_22]: And I know that.
[SPEAKER_22]: I mean, again, that's the first interaction I had with him was learning that he lost his defamation lawsuit against a person who called him a pedophile.
[SPEAKER_22]: And then, of course, in my subsequent research, found out that he's been called a pedophile for over a decade.
[SPEAKER_22]: I don't understand why the fuck there's even a trial, like, why there's a case at all.
[SPEAKER_22]: Um...
[SPEAKER_22]: Doesn't make sense to me.
[SPEAKER_22]: Guy seems like a pedophile.
[SPEAKER_22]: I have no information to the contrary.
[SPEAKER_22]: I have information to support that he is.
[SPEAKER_22]: That's weird, but whatever.
[SPEAKER_22]: We'll deal with it eventually.
[SPEAKER_22]: Many times you have, Nick.
[SPEAKER_22]: I didn't deny doing it.
[SPEAKER_22]: That is what I'm accused of.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

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Ninja'd but archiving

 

[not william stenchever]

If you took nick at his word youd think she was trailing his car and doing stake-outs

While he's the person that was tailing someone not so inconspicuously in his car and getting their license plate numbers. The sheer audacity of this little bitch of a man.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

What would happen if Nick were to relapse and calling out "weirdos."



Nick says a little later, "Cocaine helps with insecurities." Sorry did not clip because he is so boring.

He 100% wants to be able to manipulate his PO like he does his buddies on the internet in the DMs. "Just a joke", the lying liar lies.

Also note he doesn't mention nitrous at all when talking about relapsing.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Gabe will be going on Keanu's show, which is weird and funny or whatever

 

[AN/ALR56]

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Kino casino should crowdfund her a purse gun like a Glock 42 if this retard keeps threatening her.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

At least he's not telling potential recruits that the signing bonus could buy them a Dodge Charger and a stripper future ex-wife.

I don't remember Edward getting those in Full Metal Alchemist, I guess it's in Brotherhood since I've never watched it.