Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

I just realised that Nick has ruined the words weird and funny for me the same way DSP ruined positive and meaningful.

Place your bets now for what the next pair of words to be ruined will be.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Kinda wild that he basically admits to calling him a pedo because someone else did and won a defamation case… WITHOUT EVER LOOKING INTO WHY THE DEFAMATION CASE WAS LOST.

Very UN-lawyerly behavior, but entirely on point for Rekieta.

No no, he knows why it was lost, he's just lying to his fans about it so they agree with him.

He has to double down, he has to lie, he cannot ever turn back and correct his retarded mistakes.

 

[PrestonHolt]

This will be a very very very long week for Balldo.

Nick is gonna have a stroke screaming at the monitor watching Gabe and Kiki talk about those alegations, And he wont have balls to even ask them to be let on to debooonk it.

Legit question - why didn't go on the KC?

Probably becasue Kiki is easier to outjew on agreement to split superchats (Also nick hates Kiki much more than ppp/warski duo).

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Nick contemplates adding a Montagraph voice to Supertips.

 

[Lian Xing]

Kinda wild that he basically admits to calling him a pedo because someone else did and won a defamation case… WITHOUT EVER LOOKING INTO WHY THE DEFAMATION CASE WAS LOST.

Very UN-lawyerly behavior, but entirely on point for Rekieta.

He genuinely is the worst lawyer out there. It's honestly impressive how bad he is. I don't think anyone could try and be this bad.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Momma K outta get a protective order or whatever its called against Nick since he keeps making threats online.

Not because I think Nick would ever do anything than rage impotently to feel like a big man, but because it'd be exceptionally funny to have him be subject to a restraining order while on probation.

Maybe she outta call the local cops to report repeated threats. Nick's a drug offender who until recently owned firearms making very public death threats. It'd be a shame if they didnt take such reports seriously just in case.

 

[Canard]

He genuinely is the worst lawyer out there. It's honestly impressive how bad he is. I don't think anyone could try and be this bad.

So passing law school and bar really does not tell anything about competency?

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

He is watching it again.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I know it makes Crackets seethe to theorize about his keeedz, so on that note, I wonder most about the 16/17 year old boy (I forget the age exactly). I can only assume dude just dissociated and stayed in his room all day waiting to turn 18. Nick's cope that the kids didn't know anything about sex or drugs could probably fly with the little kids, but an older teen with access to the internet in 2025 not realizing some weird shit is going on is a hard pill to swallow (or snort) if you ask me King Balldo.

I think Nick oldest wasn’t at the house at the time of the raid. Nick wasn’t driving him to school either, but the kid went to a Catholic(?) Highschool a bit a ways.

If I had friends and didn’t have to stay in a house with a retarded drug addict and his hoes then I wouldn’t. I could understand the oldest getting out of the house as much as possible even if that sounds callous to the younger siblings. That kid, the other boy, and the oldest daughter likely are the only ones who remember the house prior to Dad dressing up in Booty shorts and tanks tops for men online and Mom being on Xanax.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

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He is watching it again.

I'm starting to think Nick gets sexual pleasure from watching it.

 

[themanwhowalks]

Nick contemplates adding a Montagraph voice to Supertips.

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What the fuck is he wearing lmao, it looks like something out of styx's closet

 

[Captain Manning]

Kino casino should crowdfund her a purse gun like a Glock 42 if this retard keeps threatening her.

Unfortunately, it's Minnesota, so CCW permits are probably like rocking horse shit.

Also, Minnesota, being run by ABSOLUTE FAGGOTS, is "duty to retreat." Which means she has to try and run from this emaciated piece of shit before she can actually defend herself.

Thanks Minnesota. Very progressive of you.

I hate Minnesota so much. The only good things from there are MST3k, and I guess Metokur.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

So passing law school and bar really does not tell anything about competency?

He went to a shit law school. The bar is bullshit and is just a protection racket run by attorneys in Wisconsin, who never took the bar exam due to Wisconsin having diploma privilege for in state grads, who do it for profit well the rest of the guild drinks the bar exam kool aid. For example, the woman who runs the NCBE, Judy Gundersen, has never taken the bar exam as she graduated from the University of Wisconsin Law School. So please never give the man in Dane county behind the curtain any respect. It's a joke.

 

[Lian Xing]

So passing law school and bar really does not tell anything about competency?

Is this supposed to be rhetorical?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Kino casino should crowdfund her a purse gun like a Glock 42 if this retard keeps threatening her.

Keep in mind this is who she's dealing with.

Credit again to @break these cuffs, I laugh my ass off every time I see the thumbnail on my desktop.

 

[Vibralldo]

No no, he knows why it was lost, he's just lying to his fans about it so they agree with him.

He has to double down, he has to lie, he cannot ever turn back and correct his retarded mistakes.

The monty suit is the most destructive of Nick's ticking time bombs.

He's playing with fire and doubling down and he's tight on cash as it is.

 

[del_toid]

Legit question - why didn't he go on the KC?
Edit: Grammar; Also now that I think about it Keanu is a pretty good candidate, it'll make Nick seethe and sperg out more.

My thought was that it has something to do with the claims Keanu made about nick specifically. Maybe he paid a retainer to a divorce attorney or hit his kids/Kayla or something like that. It would chap Nick's ass more because she is closer to Nick than the Casino is, and he could just dismiss the Casino offhand but can't necessarily do that with Keanu.

 

[woc_krava]

I hate Minnesota so much. The only good things from there are MST3k, and I guess Metokur.

Metokur is a gift to the world. I have a question. I'm not American and I really like Jim's accent, which I've come to learn is Midwestern. Besides Nick's high pitch when he's not on nitrous, why doesn't he have the same accent? I know he spent some time in Texas, but his accent seems weird.

 

[Lian Xing]

why doesn't he have the same accent? I know he spent some time in Texas, but his accent seems weird.

Regional accents are locked in pretty early, and it really depends on the people speaking around you during that part of your life. Nicker didn't move to MN until he was an adolescent.

 

[AnOminous]

Also in the plea deal ut is agreed that there is no right to compensation. It was waved as part of the plea deal.

Nick's squawking about a civil suit under 604.31.3.

The county is looking at having to pay out hundreds of thousands of dollars for this degree of favor to Nick.

Unlikely but it isn't going to be birdseed. If they're entitled to fees, it will be on a quantum meruit basis, that is, the reasonable market value of their services (regardless of whether or not they are charging Null/Lolcow).

I anticipate that unless Judge SJW and/or the sheriff is rattled by this enough to back off what has the appearance of corruption, that SJW is going to uphold his own previous decision, forcing an appeal, and that's where the real fees start. We're probably only looking at a huge liability if it has to go all the way to the Minnesota Supreme Court.

There's also no real guarantee of victory, although SJW's decision was ludicrous.