Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 30 12.7%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 27 11.4%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 28 11.8%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 30 12.7%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 11 4.6%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 111 46.8%

  • Total voters
    237
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It’s just an unfathomably large number to me. After taxes, he’d take home about 60,000. So if he’s splurging 3,000 a month on bullshit, that’s 36,000 yearly, which is more than half of his take home. Not sure if he thinks that’s a flex if true, but it’s utterly moronic. Thank God his mom is covering his rent. 3,000 per month for useless baubles kind of impresses me. How much gay anime slop does 3,000 net you?
let me get this straight, this faggot was allegedly salaried 80k/year and his FUCKING MOM WAS STILL PAYING/SUBSIDIZING HIS RENT, all while this pizza face gremlin continues to blow 3k a month on onlyfans whores and takeout despite being in tens of thousands of dollars in debt??? there is just no way this is true, but if it is then the mom deserves everything for enabling such a retard. he has to be lying his ass off.
 
It could be code's in C# or other modern language that tries to be clever and truncates free spaces from strings before comparing them
I think this is the case. I had a hell of a time solving a coding puzzle on one of those coding challenge websites because the solution worked on my machine but failed when I ran it on the website, and I eventually realised VS Code was "helpfully" removing stuff like spaces and any 0s before another number from my parameters, completely fucking up my tests.
this pizza face gremlin continues to blow 3k a month on onlyfans whores
I've seen this brought up a couple times now and I'm worried it's my fault for suggesting it in the past. I don't think we have any evidence he spends any of his money on OnlyFans, it was only speculation while trying to work out how he was burning through so much cash every month.

It wouldn't surprise me if he was wasting it on porn, but I don't know that this has been confirmed.
 
I think this is the case. I had a hell of a time solving a coding puzzle on one of those coding challenge websites because the solution worked on my machine but failed when I ran it on the website, and I eventually realised VS Code was "helpfully" removing stuff like spaces and any 0s before another number from my parameters, completely fucking up my tests.

I've seen this brought up a couple times now and I'm worried it's my fault for suggesting it in the past. I don't think we have any evidence he spends any of his money on OnlyFans, it was only speculation while trying to work out how he was burning through so much cash every month.

It wouldn't surprise me if he was wasting it on porn, but I don't know that this has been confirmed.
OnlyFans is the only thing (in my opinion) that makes sense outside of his trips to Japan and all the useless Cosplay, gamer, and Japanese knick knacks he buys. We know he surrounds himself (online that is) with ewhores and costhots, so it would make sense if he was subscribed to their OFs and/or Patreons. The alternative theory is that the yearly income he makes was grossly over estimated or Chibi is falling for scams all the time.
 
I really don’t understand the appeal of the 5/month OnlyFans goonmeat. Also, isn’t Chibi in search of a True & Honest Japanese girl? Is it possible to juggle such an extreme porn addiction if these spending allegations are true and a girlfriend (if he was actually able to find one) at the same time? If he’s that deep in the OnlyFans game, I don’t think he’d be willing to pull out that easily.
 
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OnlyFans is the only thing (in my opinion) that makes sense outside of his trips to Japan and all the useless Cosplay, gamer, and Japanese knick knacks he buys
It definitely wouldn't surprise me. It might also explain why he has so many e-thots in his friends list and who occasionally pay him attention on socially media, since I think some of them provide that as part of the subscription service. Personally I'd rather put a gun in my mouth but any port in a storm for Chibi, I guess.
The alternative theory is that the yearly income he makes was grossly over estimated or Chibi is falling for scams all the time.
I like scams as a possibility. According to Bing, magnet therapy sessions average between $100-200, so unless it was covered under Adam's AT&T health insurance (which I doubt) he probably spent a hefty chunk of change on shit like that.

It's a shame Caleb Hammer fell off and started bringing whores on for clickbait, an audit of Chibi's finances would probably make Boogie look fiscally responsible.
I really don’t understand the appeal of the 5/month OnlyFans goonmeat.
What I really don't understand about the OF business model is you're expected to pay in perpetuity for access to content that may never get updated. It's a terrible value proposition.
 
Chibi failed his final interview for the glorious nippon job

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Its going to be really funny if he quit his cushty AT&T job to result in not going to japan afterall. i hope @scotchtape772572 is ready for vouch for him again when he comes crawling back LMAO

He could contact them via teams when the nips wake up but

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he has to pick up his bing bing wahoo to play NO GAMES at midnight
 
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Pretty sure his potential employee saw his interview on TV and gave that a hard no, even if it was a black company.

Even they don't want that shit besmirching their names.
lol this, i think chibis appearance on big boy nipponese television is gonna bite him in the ass more than he thinks
 
Chibi failed his final interview for the glorious nippon job

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Its going to be really funny if he quit his cushty AT&T job to result in not going to japan afterall. i hope @scotchtape772572 is ready for vouch for him again when he comes crawling back LMAO

He could contact them via teams when the nips wake up but

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he has to pick up his bing bing wahoo to play NO GAMES at midnight

CHIBI NOOO, WE WERE SO CLOSE TO ABSOLUTE KINO IN GLORIOUS NIPPON!

 
This is nonsense. The folks here are just honest Kiwi Farmers, and they were led to believe they were getting a Japan arc.

Adam, have you ever thought about the impact something like this has on your lolcow audience? The people who've stuck with you the longest, after your mom? Maybe try being more considerate before you spread this type of thing in the future.
 
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