Official Kiwifarms Mass DM Chain Consent Thread - Crabshack 19: The Struggle is (REAL)

[Schizoid Wife]

Posting in this thread grants explicit permission for any user to invite you to shitposting and/or lolcow thread writing DMs that do not violate site TOS. This includes posts that are "I don't consent". Don't post in this thread. If I search your username in this thread and you're in it, I don't care if they invite you.

Due to an influx of complete fucking retards inviting people who do not want or need to be in these DMs being made, multiple DM chains have been getting deleted left and right. Null is fed up with people inviting users without their permission, so this thread is for the following:

• Permission to be invited to mass DMs (aka the Crabshack)
• Permission to be invited to any DM related to writing or improving lolcow threads (Note: this is probably something you should ask for on someone's profile before inviting!)

You can specify one or the other, or both if you're glued to your computer.

I highly recommend following these basic guidelines if you plan on starting another one of these mass DMs. They are optional but help prevent your DM from falling:

• Do not invite Null. He will delete every DM you are the OP of.
• Do not invite shartoids who aren't capable of acting normal outside of their containment threads.
• Do not invite known DM rapists or other street shitters
• Do not invite people who have already stated they do not want to be invited.

 

[Hellwalker]

I wanna see a shitstorm happen in real-time (If one happens) so I consent to being invited.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I'm probably not doing anything for a while so might as well.

 

[Mound Dweller]

I consneed to literally everything
Just be aware; if you post cringe I will screenshot it and will spread it around and will laugh at you.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Yeah, sounds like a nice place to be. Count me in, for both

 

[Just A Butt]

i hope every one of you gets banned for beating this dead horse so fucking much

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

I am an of-age consenting adult to all things DM related.
(I'm lonely )

 

[Hellwalker]

i hope every one of you gets banned for beating this dead horse so fucking much

Shut up, you black nigger.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I am an of-age consenting adult to all things DM related.
(I'm lonely )

Then we can be lonely together !

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

i consent

 

[Whatevermancer]

Sure.

 

[The Devil]

What is the Crabshack?

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

Count me in for the DMs.
If I wanted to unsubscribe from your mailing list later it should be easy right?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

What is the Crabshack?

Basically a discord server (but on KF and without the grooming) where people talk about whatever

 

[Schizoid Wife]

To make it clear, I would prefer to not be invited to the Crabshack, but won't complain if I get dragged into one. I am always happy to help out with threads! Especially if they are related to cows who are ITGs or are some type of Skitzocow.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I consneed.

 

[Sundae]

Add me in, baby.

 

[Lovely Kin]

I consent

 

[faraomuurahainen]

to satisfy my social needs while being an outcast from society, i consent

 

[CallmeCicada]

Sure, add me please, if I don't like the group I can just leave. Best of all I cant add people to DMs anymore now, so I can't add Null or other users. You have no reason not to. I like talking with people here.

e: turns out I can't be added either.