Diseased Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

[Gog & Magog]

Mexico’s Brianda Tamara Cruz, who fought Khelif in 2022, said: “I don’t think I had ever felt like that in my 13 years as a boxer, nor in my sparring with men.” Latin American federations ultimately proved highly influential in persuading World Boxing to prioritise the reality of sex, in order to uphold fairness and safety for women. In correspondence seen by Telegraph Sport, the Honduran federation told the Women’s Rights Network that “necessary measures should be taken so that only women by birth can compete in women’s competitions”. Their Peruvian counterparts also strongly urged the “protection of women”.

HELL YEAH GET EM LATINXS!!! KICK TROON ASS!!

 

[The Grimace]

Jolyon Maugham is a white man.

Oy vey!

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

This may be the most rainbow-y form of optimistic there is, but hear me out... Wouldn't it be amazing, in terms of sheer, unbridled, impotent tranny rage, if this new Harry Potter show came out and was a universally beloved, instant, massive, genre-defining, money-spinning hit that changes the media landscape forever? If it becomes THE fandom of the current zeitgeist?

I mean, look at the competition. Disney have absolutely cratered Star Wars - nobody cares about that shit any more - and Marvel's been on pretty fucking shaky footing for a while now, with most people feeling like they've kind of worn out their welcome, post-Endgame. Game of Thrones, which dominated pop culture for much of the last decade, had such an abysmal, disappointing finale, that nowadays, nobody talks about it at all, and Rings of Power with its strong black female dwarves has not captured the popular imagination the way that Lord of the Rings did in the 2000s.

I'm not saying it will - and to be honest, I don't think it will - but the board is clear for J.K. Rowling's boy-wizard to swoop in and literally take it all, and can you imagine the fallout from the troon platoon if it does? The absolute catastrophic levels of seethe and cope and butthurt? Please let this happen, God, it would be so fucking funny.

 

[FinnSven]

This may be the most rainbow-y form of optimistic there is, but hear me out... Wouldn't it be amazing, in terms of sheer, unbridled, impotent tranny rage, if this new Harry Potter show came out and was a universally beloved, instant, massive, genre-defining, money-spinning hit that changes the media landscape forever? If it becomes THE fandom of the current zeitgeist?

I mean, look at the competition. Disney have absolutely cratered Star Wars - nobody cares about that shit any more - and Marvel's been on pretty fucking shaky footing for a while now, with most people feeling like they've kind of worn out their welcome, post-Endgame. Game of Thrones, which dominated pop culture for much of the last decade, had such an abysmal, disappointing finale, that nowadays, nobody talks about it at all, and Rings of Power with its strong black female dwarves has not captured the popular imagination the way that Lord of the Rings did in the 2000s.

I'm not saying it will - and to be honest, I don't think it will - but the board is clear for J.K. Rowling's boy-wizard to swoop in and literally take it all, and can you imagine the fallout from the troon platoon if it does? The absolute catastrophic levels of seethe and cope and butthurt? Please let this happen, God, it would be so fucking funny.

I agree, but the difference between it and Lord of the Rings and game of thrones is that comparatively few actually read Lord of the Rings or any Of Ice and Fire.

Most people who own a copy of the collected lord of the rings just let it sit on the shelf, and Ice and Fire was only really bought and read by fairly hardcore fantasy genre fans.

Harry and his friends were read by probably around 60-80% of the Anglo-sphere kids and maybe 45% of adults between 98/99-2010.
And probably a good number since, until JK upset the Troons.

The biggest difference being that LOTR and Game of Thrones are dense, complicated and repetitive reads and Harry Potter was written for primarily for older children and teenagers.

It’s a lot easier to get through whimsical relatable characters in silly to reasonably high stakes adventures, than pages of family history, weird songs, grandiose speeches, epic depictions of battle, complex in depth explanations of creatures and inhabitants, and even long passages about characters which are irrelevant to the overall narrative but considered important to the world building by the author.
Tolkien spends a lot of time on Tom bombadil for instance and Martin describes a lot of ancillary household members of not especially important houses who are pretty much the same character as the important one from that house, who usually just welcomes the focused main character to their hall and then is pretty much forgotten.

Whereas JK, can you name any of the Hufflepuffs or any of the teachers who Harry doesn’t wind up taking classes with?

My meandering, Martin-esque point is that LOTR films and GOT shows helpfully condensed the best parts of the action and intrigue into more digestible format and Harry Potter doesn’t need this in the same way.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I'm not saying it will - and to be honest, I don't think it will - but the board is clear for J.K. Rowling's boy-wizard to swoop in and literally take it all, and can you imagine the fallout from the troon platoon if it does? The absolute catastrophic levels of seethe and cope and butthurt? Please let this happen, God, it would be so fucking funny.

I mean, we'll already have the seethe and cope from the fact that they all will watch it even if they pretend they don't. They didn't even manage not to play the dumb video game in a sea of video games. They'll be tuned in while virtue-signalling how they don't watch it (but know every plot point, somehow).

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

It’s a lot easier to get through whimsical relatable characters in silly to reasonably high stakes adventures, than pages of family history, weird songs, grandiose speeches, epic depictions of battle, complex in depth explanations of creatures and inhabitants, and even long passages about characters which are irrelevant to the overall narrative but considered important to the world building by the author.

You forgot my favourite part, the page long descriptions of exactly what they all had to eat at all their fucking feasts, which removes any doubt in the reader's mind that the author is a gigantic fatass.

I mean, we'll already have the seethe and cope from the fact that they all will watch it even if they pretend they don't. They didn't even manage not to play the dumb video game in a sea of video games.

I'll be honest, I'm still not over the schadenfreudic troll-phoria that was the entire Hogwarts Legacy trantrum. I've said before, it was genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the Internet and it was so much fun to share it with all you Farmers in this thread at the time. I think I'll be chasing that high for years!

 

[FinnSven]

You forgot my favourite part, the page long descriptions of exactly what they all had to eat at all their fucking feasts, which removes any doubt in the reader's mind that the author is a gigantic fatass.

Oh damn, yes!

I probably just filtered those bits out of my memory to prevent lapsing into comas when recalling the books.

 

[dongykung]

I'll be honest, I'm still not over the schadenfreudic troll-phoria that was the entire Hogwarts Legacy trantrum.

i bought it for my cousins son and she was visiblely upset lol

 

[CTR Operative]

It's a corruption of a quote from Hillary Clinton, "human rights are women’s rights and women’s rights are human rights." The message isn't just "women deserve rights", it's a message about how women progress humanity and women benefit from humanity's progress. Women are a part of this struggle alongside the men.

Late, but TRAs taking this quote, twisting it for themselves and spamming it until most people don't even know the origin was what peaked me.
I've never read a Harry Potter book in my life, but JKR is my hero for standing up to this horseshit.

 

[Feels Badman]

Whereas JK, can you name any of the Hufflepuffs or any of the teachers who Harry doesn’t wind up taking classes with?

Hannah Abbot, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Professor Vector (Arithmancy). But I'm sure people who didn't do hours of Pottermore quizzes as preteens can't. A lot of trannies probably can.

You forgot my favourite part, the page long descriptions of exactly what they all had to eat at all their fucking feasts, which removes any doubt in the reader's mind that the author is a gigantic fatass.

This just confirms for me that the Redwall series was LotR for kids.

I'll be honest, I'm still not over the schadenfreudic troll-phoria that was the entire Hogwarts Legacy trantrum. I've said before, it was genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the Internet and it was so much fun to share it with all you Farmers in this thread at the time. I think I'll be chasing that high for years!

I wasn't on here back then and I regret it so much. My husband and I had a fantastic time just by ourselves, though. We still reminisce about how funny it was. I hope the phenomenon repeats itself with the TV show and the HWL sequel.

 

[dongykung]

Late, but TRAs taking this quote, twisting it for themselves and spamming it until most people don't even know the origin was what peaked me.
I've never read a Harry Potter book in my life, but JKR is my hero for standing up to this horseshit.

thats what trannies do best is twisting things look what they did to the rainbow after all

 

[Waffle Iron]

You forgot my favourite part, the page long descriptions of exactly what they all had to eat at all their fucking feasts, which removes any doubt in the reader's mind that the author is a gigantic fatass.



I'll be honest, I'm still not over the schadenfreudic troll-phoria that was the entire Hogwarts Legacy trantrum. I've said before, it was genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen on the Internet and it was so much fun to share it with all you Farmers in this thread at the time. I think I'll be chasing that high for years!

I don't think the potter series will give us as many tears as legacy. Back then trannies were riding a high, they thought they could destroy the game with their harassment of streamers, control of gaming sites and hit pieces on how evil rowling was.

Nowadays tranny fatigue has hit hard and more people will shut down trannies. They'll retreat to their own discords and mostly screech at each other to never give up, never surrender.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

This just confirms for me that the Redwall series was LotR for kids.

Random fact of the day. Apparently some of Brian Jaques history is his earliest writing was doing stories for blind children. So the overly descriptive lingering on things like taste and smell partially stem from that.

He also lived through rationing.

 

[vomitusdeux]

thats what trannies do best is twisting things look what they did to the rainbow after all

I like rainbows, and I don't let anyone take them away from me. A rainbow is a beautiful thing that happens when the sun hits right after a storm. It's beauty after the carnage. It's one of nature's gifts to us and I do not allow them to take that simplistic joy out of my life. It makes me smile, it gives me a very small dopamine rush to photograph a beautiful rainbow after a storm and think nothing about troons or general 'queerness'. And you know what? they will NEVER ruin that for me.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

This just confirms for me that the Redwall series was LotR for kids.

Random fact of the day. Apparently some of Brian Jaques history is his earliest writing was doing stories for blind children. So the overly descriptive lingering on things like taste and smell partially stem from that.

He also lived through rationing.

Redwall was like crack to grade school me. RIP Jacques.

I bet that weird lawyer dude actually does poop his pants every time he talks to a woman who disagrees with him,

 

[Shotgun Badger]

One of the things that stands out to me when paying attention to Rowling's hatedom is that she's just kind of boring, normalish person most of the time so they get really fixated on the most anodyne things she says because there isn't really much to latch onto when she's not retweeting TERF stuff. At least if you are doing this to Jordan Peterson, Alex Jones or Elon Musk they are such fucking weird, pathetic people constantly stumbling into ridiculous situations that you always have something absurd to point and laugh at. With Rowling, they basically have to construct an entirely new person to get mad about, its like the whole mould thing they essentially conjured up from out of focus wallpaper patterns.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

I will watch the new harry potter series if there is wizard vaping.

 

[Feels Badman]

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One of the things that stands out to me when paying attention to Rowling's hatedom is that she's just kind of boring, normalish person most of the time so they get really fixated on the most anodyne things she says because there isn't really much to latch onto when she's not retweeting TERF stuff. At least if you are doing this to Jordan Peterson, Alex Jones or Elon Musk they are such fucking weird, pathetic people constantly stumbling into ridiculous situations that you always have something absurd to point and laugh at. With Rowling, they basically have to construct an entirely new person to get mad about, its like the whole mould thing they essentially conjured up from out of focus wallpaper patterns.

In the Strike books, there's a subplot where Strike tries to quit cigarettes, since being an overweight amputee smoker is too much of a struggle. His secretary, a cranky-yet-lovable old woman named Pat, recommends he start vaping. It's all making sense now.

 

[Kokenami]

One of the things that stands out to me when paying attention to Rowling's hatedom is that she's just kind of boring, normalish person most of the time so they get really fixated on the most anodyne things she says because there isn't really much to latch onto when she's not retweeting TERF stuff.

Yet according to her hatedom, she's the next Hitler. So, to fit this narrative, they have to pick apart every little thing she does and act like it's such an awful thing (like hitting vapes). Moralfag circlejerking at its peak.

 

[Waffle Iron]

she's just kind of boring

B-But her castle.

I will watch the new harry potter series if there is wizard vaping.

It's sad how tame the books are though. A bunch of teenagers and the best they can do is drink butterbeer, Really? They all have cauldrons and a alchemy book full of potion recipes. You're telling me some spoiled rich kids didn't hotbox some room and got high on cauldron fumes?