Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    673
I might be a schizo but I am really feeling that Rekieta will have a spectacular moment soon.

I am shocked that he hasn't eaten another charge yet but it's coming, not even the most sympathetic PO can excuse passersby asking what the fuck is wrong with your subject, and when Helen Keller can tell you're doing whippets you're living on borrowed time.
 
Yeah, "evil aura" might be a bit theatrical, but the thing is... he IS evil, and he's proven that time and again, so I can't really take issue with her choice of words here. Maybe she really did feel an "evil aura." I don't believe there's a scientific explanation for everything . God does things to protect people all the time.
It's people being purposefully obtuse, anybody who's spent time around people knows what she means. Sometimes you get a gut feeling that somebody is a piece of shit, an instinct that they're dangerous, that you shouldn't be near them. That's part of human evolution.

Given K's personal history with addicts and alcoholics and abusers, it's not surprising that she had that reaction to him.
 
One of the greatest threats to small children is other humans. Women, as the last line of defense of children in the cave, are evolutionarily clued in to subtle ques, be they voice tone, facial expressions, behavior or general demeanor in order to detect threats.

Men have to fight lions and Tigers and bears, so men are clued into more direct survival contending against outside threats. Women are clued in too internal threats that emerge within the tribe or possibly sneak in. When a woman says something makes her "uncomfortable" in a social setting, it's this particular survival instinct activating. You can no more ask her to explain why she feels that way then you can ask a man why he feels he needs to join 99 other of his friends to wrestle a bear.
 
Is Wil Herren a literal retard? In the video he's replying to, Momma K's obviously trying to clear the air in his favor. She even says that she wanted him to take it down due to their mutual respect. He didn't have enough sense to realize he'd made a fool out of himself, so she encouraged him to take it down for the sake of his "professional" career. It still caused a bit of a kerfuffle, so she took the blame for that as well.

Are Nick's allies catching mold spores from his swiss cheese brain?
 
It's people being purposefully obtuse, anybody who's spent time around people knows what she means. Sometimes you get a gut feeling that somebody is a piece of shit, an instinct that they're dangerous, that you shouldn't be near them. That's part of human evolution.

Given K's personal history with addicts and alcoholics and abusers, it's not surprising that she had that reaction to him.
I feel like a fucking retard for ever enjoying his show. I fell for the trap of picking a side instead of the correct option of "everyone involved in this story should die" (Except Vic, he did nothing wrong). Nick had absolutely insane luck in having such enemies that it was easy to overlook the signs that are obvious in retrospect. He used to be able to control the framing with the help of his enemies' general unlikability but as he started approaching his financial peak he found the mask to be too much of a hassle to wear any more.
 
I mean... What am I missing? She herself self-identified as "spiritual". I would think her own words would be where that's coming from, with the "evil aura" bullshit being a bonus.
You are missing that "spiritual not religious" is a fairly common phrase. It means she believes in a higher power, but doesn't adhere to any specific religion.

She is permitted to do that in these United States of America.
 
How he hasn't been fired by his boss yet, especially with those fake ass Merida Mexican monster chompers, how?
According to Wil, his boss Jim Parker is a hopeless alcoholic who will never fire him as long as Wil (also an alcoholic) keeps drinking with him. They’re not journalists at all. They’re barflies.

It means she believes in a higher power, but doesn't adhere to any specific religion.
People thinking that a person describing herself as spiritual means they have her entire personality decoded is fucking wild.
 
You are missing that "spiritual not religious" is a fairly common phrase. It means she believes in a higher power, but doesn't adhere to any specific religion.

She is permitted to do that in these United States of America.
I'm much the same way. I believe that I cannot know god but I will meet them one day and I will probably be found wanting.

Nick wages active war against the divine and if I meet him in hell I will do my part to make him regret everything he's done against his family, his community, and every concerned citizen.
 
I feel like a fucking retard for ever enjoying his show.
Don't. Acknowledging you were duped and judging him on who he truly is is enough. The only fucking retardscare the ones who won't change their minds in the teeth of the evidence.

When did this notion that it's some kind of grave sin to change your mind come about? Why does expressing and defending an opinion mean you are obligated to hold it for life?
 
I might be a schizo but I am really feeling that Rekieta will have a spectacular moment soon.

I am shocked that he hasn't eaten another charge yet but it's coming, not even the most sympathetic PO can excuse passersby asking what the fuck is wrong with your subject, and when Helen Keller can tell you're doing whippets you're living on borrowed time.
You're assuming that Nick's PO is paying as much attention to him as we are. They probably aren't, as Nick is not the only tard they're wrangling at any given time.
 
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Anything to get Aaron-sans attention. Hes directly calling him a pedophile. Not implying like a teenage girl so improvements.

Nick thinks his friends saying this is just funny and weird. But somehow Aaron overthinking a benign and literal statement is a pedophile.
I googled "pink sock" joke and all wholesome results. Is it some "aristocrats" kind of thing where its like why the fuck do you even know that or is it what the cop had for dinner at dennys?
 
How long till Nick starts stroking out on stream? Not from drugs or nitrous (surprisingly) but from sperging out on streams/Twitter?

Not very long at all if his hands stay blue or get more blue. If he keeps it up, he will eventually move on to passing out live on air and also the occasional seizure. Not quite officially a stroke but close enough for the difference not to matter much.
 
Nick has a great way of lying. Examples

"Hey Nick do you have $10 on you?"
"No, I do not"
We open the wallet and find $11.
"If you'd asked if I had $11 I would have said 'yes' because as you can see, I in fact have $11, not $10."

"You said Meno was a Pedo!"
"I NEVER said that, ever!"
We find a quote where he says "Meno is absolutely a Pedophile"
"You see, if you had said 'have you ever said 'Meno is absolutely a Pedophile' I would have said 'yes' absolutely, but you said "Meno was a Pedo", and that's like, a totally different selection of words! so it's true I never said THAT."
 
You're assuming that Nick's PO is paying as much attention to him as we are. They probably aren't, as Nick is not the only tard they're wrangling at any given time.
While I would normally agree with that, Rackets has made himself a fixture in Kandiyohi County and he doesn't want to stop, and recently he has been making some very spicy comments regarding the local authority. Words get back sooner or later, and if they continue to defend him they're bought (aiding and abetting a child drugging crackhead), or they're dumb (trying to avoid the public eye) I really hope it's number 2 because that has some kind of moral standpoint.
 
Women are clued in too internal threats that emerge within the tribe or possibly sneak in. When a woman says something makes her "uncomfortable" in a social setting, it's this particular survival instinct activating.
I don't think it's anything magical that Nick gave the woman the "ick".
He's just a very bad person in a very obvious way. She saw him at his drug trial, years into his stupor and in a manic state from having to be in public and endure some well deserved humiliation.

If you went to the next public hearing in your county for a guy caught dosing his kids with cocaine, odds are you'd probably think "this guy gives me bad vibes".
I feel like a fucking retard for ever enjoying his show
You feel bad for liking Nick when he professed to be the exact opposite of everything he is now?

I wouldn't worry about it.
 
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Also in the plea deal ut is agreed that there is no right to compensation. It was waved as part of the plea deal.
Guess you'll find out how good your lawyers are! :really:

Oh, pretty good? Noooooooo! 1749084959671.webp
 
People thinking that a person describing herself as spiritual means they have her entire personality decoded is fucking wild.
Oh, they are hoping she plays with crystals, or is into some bizarre new age shit, or something, so they can mock her for it.

Not to beat a dead horse, but whatever she believes in, I can pretty much guarantee she is more honest about it than Nick is in claiming he's Christian.

I can also guarantee you she is more honest about what is on that bodycam than Nick.

Also, press S to spit on Wil Herren.
 
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