Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Fucking real as fuck. What a nice brotherly bond!

In fact, so fatly bonding that Rick has to reply to brother Kyle twice before he projects about muh Nick Offerman endorsing faggots and ICE bad.

Wait for the knock, stlaker brother child :tomlinson:
 
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Fucking real as fuck. What a nice brotherly bond!

In fact, so fatly bonding that Rick has to reply to brother Kyle twice before he projects about muh Nick Offerman endorsing faggots and ICE bad.

Wait for the knock, stalker brother child :tomlinson:
What about Andrew Nabowski (still can't remember the spelling), the fellow who showed up to Hooligans?

He informed Fatrick he was on his way there and Fatrick hid at home, returned to the bar in the morning once Andrew was both not there and sleeping off a hangover, then manipulated Hooligans bar staff into violating a customer's privacy so that Fatrick could try to get Andrew in legal trouble, while hiding behind the courts and police.

Fatrick also needed a police escort when Dan Mullen came to a court hearing.

They are bullies, and rather than standing up to them, Fatrick tells tales and hides behind nanny's skirts.
 
They are bullies, and rather than standing up to them, Fatrick tells tales and hides behind nanny's skirts.

That can't be true, he owns a Triumph, you know. Sometimes I wish I could see what kind of Easy Rider/The Wild One/The Bikeriders/ Stone Cold movie is going on in his head. He definitely sees himself as a throwback to the likes of the Booze Fighters or the Gypsy Jokers back in the 50's. Some of them were fat, but they had muscle somewhere, they weren't just pudding-gutted sissies with histrionic lisps.
 
I noticed in his squealing he seems to be laying slightly more into how "this is all you have stalker" angle or how they're obsessed cowards who are mentally unstable. I think he does this because to confront the truth that the pests just take five minutes here and there to crack a joke and go on with their productive day would ruin him. He's so important that to have enemies they HAVE to be obsessed and spend every minute watching him and his every move. He can't just be a sideshow attraction, that would mean he's worthless.
 
I noticed in his squealing he seems to be laying slightly more into how "this is all you have stalker" angle or how they're obsessed cowards who are mentally unstable. I think he does this because to confront the truth that the pests just take five minutes here and there to crack a joke and go on with their productive day would ruin him. He's so important that to have enemies they HAVE to be obsessed and spend every minute watching him and his every move. He can't just be a sideshow attraction, that would mean he's worthless.
It also ties into his insistence that his trolls are a small handful of individuals, which is less embarrassing than the reality of how (relatively) widespread mockery of him is.
 
It also ties into his insistence that his trolls are a small handful of individuals, which is less embarrassing than the reality of how (relatively) widespread mockery of him is.
Like everything with Rick it depends who he's talking to. If its the media they're dangerous cyberstalkers threatening his very life. If its stalkerchildren they're just a handful of criminally obsessed people who have never impacted his life one iota. If its a Judge he can't afford to pay for his kid or have any contact with her because he might lose his license to scam old people for health insurance. If its stalkerchildren its "I have supported her all her life and am very wealthy, child".

He just lies and lies and lies. It's all he does. It's probably all he ever did.
 
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some faggot just told on himself, neverbrushing neverfather

also isn't most of highly worshipped EU a non-flouride setup
In Greece its unheard of. First of all almost 50% of all water use here is losses due to faulty pipes. Putting shit in it would be a huge pollutant. They just put chlorine as a disinfectant, people drink tapwater almost everywhere here.
 
In Greece its unheard of. First of all almost 50% of all water use here is losses due to faulty pipes. Putting shit in it would be a huge pollutant. They just put chlorine as a disinfectant, people drink tapwater almost everywhere here.
Yeah, the only additive in Greek tap water is cum.
 
I noticed in his squealing he seems to be laying slightly more into how "this is all you have stalker" angle or how they're obsessed cowards who are mentally unstable. I think he does this because to confront the truth that the pests just take five minutes here and there to crack a joke and go on with their productive day would ruin him. He's so important that to have enemies they HAVE to be obsessed and spend every minute watching him and his every move. He can't just be a sideshow attraction, that would mean he's worthless.
It's been brought up but has Better Jackie updated any? Better Jackie was giving him all the attn he could possibly have wanted and more.
 
It's been brought up but has Better Jackie updated any? Better Jackie was giving him all the attn he could possibly have wanted and more.
I would wager that better Jackie realized that Pat has already alienated himself from most people who would care to participate in a struggle session and/or her Patreon. A proper progressive vulture, she may be looking for a carcass that hasn't already been mostly picked bare. Either that or she's demonstrating her superiority to Fatrick yet again by shutting her mouth while something big is cooking. But I'd bet it's the former, Pat is too niche to climb much higher off of him.
 
I was searching Patrick's tweets to see if he has ever sincerely apologized to anyone (surprisingly he had, twice in 12 years – once for using the "wrong" pronoun, and once for inappropriately barging in with his opinion) and came across this sad post.

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With the cat's protective power gone, what came next was Norm/11 and Pat's life going down the drain. Appreciate your pets. ❤️
 
Last time Fat mentioned being a conservative. Seemingly giving up on his good conservative schtick.
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Last time Pork Squeeler dedicated a post to Tiny Tim in space.
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It does feel like something died in Bitch Tits after his Schtick died, the book didn’t get published, and Trump won a second term. He isn’t half as feisty as he used to be. SAD.
 
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Absolute classic. Glad this one isn't forgotten. One of the most ridiculous stories he has ever told.
What about Andrew Nabowski (still can't remember the spelling), the fellow who showed up to Hooligans?

He informed Fatrick he was on his way there and Fatrick hid at home, returned to the bar in the morning once Andrew was both not there and sleeping off a hangover, then manipulated Hooligans bar staff into violating a customer's privacy so that Fatrick could try to get Andrew in legal trouble, while hiding behind the courts and police.

Fatrick also needed a police escort when Dan Mullen came to a court hearing.

They are bullies, and rather than standing up to them, Fatrick tells tales and hides behind nanny's skirts.
"You're a coward because you don't purchase plane tickets and fly to my hovel", where I would hide inside and call the police then later say it was for your protection "
 
I haven't seen Patty around the convention scene for a while. What have I missed in this train wreck?
A pest sent an email to some black woman named Jackie (different from Singh) and called her a nigger. Jackie tagged Pat and asked him to explain and he went off on his usual batshit "the cyberstalkers want to kill me" rant and she channeled the power of her fellow black queens to drag his name through the mud and accuse him of being a hateful racist nazi chud. She appears to have stopped recently and only used him to boost her own popularity.

EDIT: here is the post where it started
 
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