Official Kiwifarms Mass DM Chain Consent Thread - Crabshack 19: The Struggle is (REAL)

[Sperg_rancher]

if u invite me its rape (i like rape)

 

[Tread Miller]

I consent to all DM invites (whether shitposty or lolcow research), was considering putting it on my profile but I guess posting here works as well

 

[twinArmageddons]

i wanna see the unemployed slapfighting (i concent)

 

[FOUND YOU!]

I don't intend to participate, I just like to feel involved

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

The mass dm is essentially a big shitpost thread. So why not just make this thread the crab thread?

It would solve all the problems: No one can add null, because he can already post here. And if a soyposter messes the thread up, a moderator can spank him

TLDR: Make a crab thread in mass debates.

 

[CallmeCicada]

The mass dm is essentially a big shitpost thread. So why not just make this thread the crab thread?

It would solve all the problems: No one can add null, because he can already post here. And if a soyposter messes the thread up, a moderator can spank him

TLDR: Make a crab thread in mass debates.

because the forum rules about how you should post can get annoying. Reaction images being a bannable offense is my biggest issue with this suggestion.

 

[Mage Killer]

Yeah, sure I consent.

 

[YWNBAM]

No problemo, fellow kiwimen. I totally consent to being added to whatever secret deepweb gooner snuff dm chain you have. Out of scientific interest, of course.

*fingers crossed behind back*

 

[Just A Butt]

Make a crab thread in mass debates.

There’s already been three.

They literally are afraid to shitpost in public.

 

[Mound Dweller]

There’s already been three.

They literally are afraid to shitpost in public.

Okay bro since you're feeling so left out I'll give you a little taste, here's the super secret top shelf shit that gets shared in my DMs

What's that? A deer's butthole? Now you don't get quality content like that in QnA now do ya?!

 

[Just A Butt]

since you're feeling so left out

aw shucks the retards don't want me in their retard club that stopped being funny three years ago?

what a shame

 

[Mound Dweller]

aw shucks the retards don't want me in their retard club that stopped being funny three years ago?

what a shame

You're welcome to witness the wonders of the world anytime you like bro you just have to clap your consent to believe, the only thing keeping you away is yourself.

 

[Just A Butt]

the only thing keeping you away is you

that's by design

 

[Mound Dweller]

that's by design

I think god's plan here is flawed.

But no matter, I know better.

 

[Just A Butt]

I know better.

you know better than god? that's a pretty hot take

 

[Pure Autism]

What people don't realize is that the best toilet skooma is sold in that run down mud crab selling shack.

 

[Drip Torch]

Where is my fuckin crabs at, man?

 

[clara red bottoms]

The mass dm is essentially a big shitpost thread. So why not just make this thread the crab thread?

It would solve all the problems: No one can add null, because he can already post here. And if a soyposter messes the thread up, a moderator can spank him

TLDR: Make a crab thread in mass debates.

Nigga. The fun is in the exclusivity.

 

[Just A Butt]

Nigga. The fun is in the exclusivity.

No. That’s what makes it a gay hugbox

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

Spoiler: Predicting the Lifespan of this thread

This thread becomes a general thread for crabshacks when they get nuked and Null's gonna get fed up with it. Everyone loses the ability to make DM chains.

Well Well Well