Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[StannisTheMannis]

Obviously she is a little out there, as most well adjusted people don't attend each court session for someone they haven't met, but the only thing that we should care about is her truthfulness with the subject matter, namely Rekieta.

Perfect is the enemy of good. Momma K did good. Like Keanu, we got the expected output from K. It's the bonus of another moment of murderous misogynistic meltdown by Nick which is the main focus.

Coincidence that his rage boners tend to be for females named K; Kayla, Keanu, K.....paging KApril and KFaran.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

It's getting off-topic again but there are terms for these, people are just too dumb/don't care to learn them.

Spoiler: Autism singularity is a religion

-Deist: Believer in some kind of god (lower-case g) figure but doesn't think the almighty is revealed through organised religion
-Pantheist: Believer in some kind of god but the god is nature/universe itself
-Apatheist: Apathy to God(s), ie I don't care
-Henotheist: All the gods are just one God, like Hinduism's beliefs

The term she's probably looking for is letsist, someone who thinks/knows there must be some kind of entity that we cannot comprehend but they're likely not the ones defined by any established religion.
OR just an agnostic... but I digress.

Since it's getting weirdly off-topic, Skelly will do something very stupid.

I would say a Deist is someone who seeks and hopes to find God but wants to find and understand God through learning and discovery. That's honestly how I'd describe it and my beliefs. One objective truth I've learned in my journey through this life and search for God is that Nicholas Robert Rekieta's 9 year old daughter tested positive for regular cocaine use, and that is a factual statement. But on a lighter note, I can't wait til AI is good enough to make a decent quality believable anime about Nick Rekieta called Initial DUI. And it's all about him driving his mustang around because apparently his daily life is like Crazy Taxi. And it has to have the classic scene where Nick tells the cop, "YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING! FUCK OFF!"

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Aren't you a good fucking Christian. Did Jesus ever mention blabbing about your faith so that all of us have to suffer through paragraphs of this shit in every other thread?

What does your horoscope say about it?

 

[AnOminous]

Look, I don’t ascribe to K’s spiritual outlook either, being Catholic - shoot, I highly diverge with PPP’s particular brand of theology - but I think this commentary is gonna go the way of tripods and butter dishes.

I can't believe we shut down the arguing about bar exams and how an idiot like Nick could pass one in order to argue about this bullshit instead.

There was that clip where he was reminicing about a trip he took and something about how a girl really liked him. Some weirdo he was on stream with piped up with "I'm getting the stripper really liked me vibes"

Imagine being such a giant autistic retard to the point you legitimately think "hey the stripper REALLY LIKES ME!" That's Greer-tier. We know he's an easy mark because of his Haitian divorce tale, when even from his own retelling of it, it was obvious he got scammed.

All a scammer has to do is stroke this faggot's ego.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

One objective truth I've learned in my journey through this life and search for God is that Nicholas Robert Rekieta's 9 year old daughter tested positive for regular cocaine use, and that is a factual statement.

She was eight years old at the time that she tested positive for cocaine after her father brought it and other narcotics into the family home.

 

[AnOminous]

And it has to have the classic scene where Nick tells the cop, "YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING! FUCK OFF!"

And they can even have a version of the Manuel song. GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA HUFF ON THE GAS!

 

[Fapcop]

That’s a valid take. What’s bizarre is seeing people desperate to pigeonhole her as some New Age tarot card dealing, incense burning freak because she said she’s spiritual. That might just mean she doesn’t participate in an organized religion or it could mean she keeps that part of her life private (or has the good sense not to offer it on a platter to internet trolls).

Spoiler

A lot of people who grow up in a certain religion while being abused will shun that religion as adults, even if the clergy didn’t abuse them or cover up the abuse, but just because the childhood association is too painful. It’s also quite a mindfuck if your abuser was a parent who others saw as devout in that religion. It still doesn’t make you a bohemian nutjob.

People are complicated.

“Spiritual” covers everything from crystal wearing, tarot card reading, astrology forecasting cat ladies, to anyone who has a hope of a greater power and an afterlife but isn’t sure what it is.

Now why the f were discussing this is beyond me I must admit.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

He has a gay aura. Even when I would occasionally watch his streams, he struck me as a massive homosexual.

Nick is a Nicksexual. He's only attracted to himself. Even gays can describe their attraction to others based on some feature/characteristic of the other person. Nick's attraction is purely about Nick. There is no boundary he won't cross. He's so messed up that he doesn't even realize his narcissism is a pathology that normal people don't exhibit. He loves himself to the exclusion of everything else. Since he always puts his loved one first (himself), he's a selfless giver. He can't cheat, he's never a cuck, drugs around kids are fine, etc, etc. He does everything for the person he loves. He will justify any behavior as a selfless act of love to himself. It makes him extraordinarily dangerous.

 

[Harm]

She could have made any innocuous offhand comment and Moody, the man who programmed AI voices of children so his friend could make jokes about raping them, would always have jumped on it in the same way he's jumping on the "spiritual" thing to attack her.

They're not raising concerns in good faith. They're Internet pedophiles worshipping a child abuser. They don't give a shit about her dumbass beliefs.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Nick’s so easy to hate.

He’s just the personification of felted, the personification of terminally online, of seetheing, of cuck, narcissist, and of faggot.

And most of all, liar.

 

[Melty Butter]

You're assuming that Nick's PO is paying as much attention to him as we are. They probably aren't, as Nick is not the only tard they're wrangling at any given time.

I guess... but Nick's emoting about the fact that his PO has been ignoring him was bizarre. Then, when it got too revealing, he reverted to 'Calm your tits; it's a joke!.' It wasn't a joke.

He's uncomfortable that his PO is not interacting with him. Meanwhile, he's threatening lawsuits against the County, wishing death on local citizens (Mama K), doing whippits on stream, and bewildered that he's only being drug tested 1x/week. His Twitter feed is a nightmare of vitriol.

He's almost screaming to his local County: 'Pay attention to me you dumb shits!'

(Personally, I can't chalk it up to him being a malignant narcissist. It's more like he wants to be caught. It feels like a death wish of some kind.)

I don't buy that the good people of Kandiyohi County don't know exactly what's happening. Nick even said his 12-year-old daughter's friend group mercilessly makes fun of him. (Anyone who has been or known a 12 yo girl knows exactly what this looks like. This kid has been laughing with her friends about how her dad is/was a druggie who went to jail for the night. She probably does it for clout.)

Furthermore, Kiwi Farms posts come up with some of the most basic googling of Nick Rekieta.

Even if his PO is a normie who watches true crime and frequents quilting Facebook groups, she's probably done some googling of the man.

Edit to Add: When someone recently re-published all the officers involved with the Rekieta raid, I discovered that two of them have kids who attend the same small Christian private school. So... yeah. The Rekieta kids go to school (similar ages) with the officer's kids who broke down the door and found the drugs. (I can post the receipts if anyone is interested, but the connection is kids' names in the West Central Tribune honor roll articles, so I try to be careful.)

 

[Westfalia]

His abuse would show up on a blood test with having elevated homocysteine and methylmalonic acid levels, but normal B12. These tests are non routine in regular medical bloodwork and not part of any drug test panel.

Not to rain on the parade here but unless they really and I mean really want to lock Nick up... There's zero chance of a blood test.
I hate giving TMI but I feel I have some valuable firsthand knowledge on how this small-town probation shit works... Since I went through it.
I was unable to piss for most of my tests because I have insane autist-induced anxiety when someone's watching my dick to piss into a cup.
It literally almost got me locked up when I couldn't produce a sample. Why do I bring this up? Because I offered the judge to blood test as a alternative on my own dime.
That request was denied. These small town legal systems don't want to even entertain these lab tests. There's so much red tape and waiting that they are simply not interested in engaging in this manner.
Unless it shows in piss or saliva it's not going to cause a violation. They want that instant result so they can walk of shame you to the courthouse. It scares the shit out of everyone in the waiting room and makes you an example.
We all need a better perspective on this. To us, Nick is the most important degenerate in Kandiyohi county but in reality there's hundreds, if not thousands, of shitbags the county is keeping track of. Many which even eclipse his depravity, as sad as that is. So don't expect them to bring the hammer down.

Unfortunately, I think he's safe on nitrous.....

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Now why the f were discussing this is beyond me I must admit.

Because Nick’s Balldoguards are taking the fact that she used the S-word to build an image of her as some kind of New Age weirdo. Yet Melton making dozens of sexual comments about children Nick knows is all good, innocent fun in their eyes.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I can't believe we shut down the arguing about bar exams and how an idiot like Nick could pass one in order to argue about this bullshit instead.

Because nature abhors a vacuum.

Granted, a little sprinkling of theological discussion is a given considering Nick’s trafficking in the Christian trad dad larp, but it’s really gone off the beaten path.

I understand that Balldoguards could use K’s concept of woo as a denigration tactic, but I think that’s out of our purview.

I’m prepping for Gabe Hoffman’s appearance, which is something better to speculate on.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Not to rain on the parade here but unless they really and I mean really want to lock Nick up... There's zero chance of a blood test.
I hate giving TMI but I feel I have some valuable firsthand knowledge on how this small-town probation shit works... Since I went through it.
I was unable to piss for most of my tests because I have insane autist-induced anxiety when someone's watching my dick to piss into a cup.
It literally almost got me locked up when I couldn't produce a sample. Why do I bring this up? Because I offered the judge to blood test as a alternative on my own dime.
That request was denied. These small town legal systems don't want to even entertain these lab tests. There's so much red tape and waiting that they are simply not interested in engaging in this manner.
Unless it shows in piss or saliva it's not going to cause a violation. They want that instant result so they can walk of shame you to the courthouse. It scares the shit out of everyone in the waiting room and makes you an example.
We all need a better perspective on this. To us, Nick is the most important degenerate in Kandiyohi county but in reality there's hundreds, if not thousands, of shitbags the county is keeping track of. Many which even eclipse his depravity, as sad as that is. So don't expect them to bring the hammer down.

Unfortunately, I think he's safe on nitrous.....

Unfortunately for Rekieta as I saw on twitter earlier he has pissed off so many randoms that they are now openly posting when they report him to his local law enforcement. And these are literally randoms who he just skids over in those stupid endless slapfights he has every night.
And there's Gabe Hoffman who brings his own media circus with him.
I have a good feeling that Rekieta doesn't have real tsouris yet but it is on the way and well earned in his case.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Spiritual this, religion that, I got the answer for all of you. I don't know if there's a God, or a Heaven, but one thing I can tell you is Nick Rekieta is going to Hell.

 

[Laura Loomer]

She could have made any innocuous offhand comment and Moody, the man who programmed AI voices of children so his friend could make jokes about raping them, would always have jumped on it in the same way he's jumping on the "spiritual" thing to attack her.

They're not raising concerns in good faith. They're Internet pedophiles worshipping a child abuser. They don't give a shit about her dumbass beliefs.

My spiritual dark aura instinct detector tells me that this Moody guy needs to have his hard drives inspected by authorities post haste.

 

[PlapPlapPlapPlapPlap]

Unfortunately for Rekieta as I saw on twitter earlier he has pissed off so many randoms that they are now openly posting when they report him to his local law enforcement. And these are literally randoms who he just skids over in those stupid endless slapfights he has every night.

Was there any actual context for him going after Joey Swoll a few pages ago? After that seemingly random spergout, I'm praying (spiritually) that he blows a gasket and decides to go after Critikal or Asmongold or somebody like that unprompted. That could be great for "exposure". Lots of potential new viewers there Nick, show 'em what you got!

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Was there any actual context for him going after Joey Swoll a few pages ago? After that seemingly random spergout, I'm praying (spiritually) that he blows a gasket and decides to go after Critikal or Asmongold or somebody like that unprompted. That could be great for "exposure". Lots of potential new viewers there Nick, show 'em what you got!

He just fires off crap at anyone and everyone. He's blocked a shitload of people and then still reports our tweets like the absolute faggot that he is. Meanwhile randoms are reporting him for his death threats and wishing harm. Hopefully that gets him kicked off of twitter because that would be hilarious. He needs twitter, it's obvious. It's his final regular social media addiction fix, youtube is a disaster now, X is it.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

The Toe fucked (y)our wife, Nick! (Y)our wife will never be unfucked by the Toe!

I think it's way more accurate to say Kayla fucked the Toe. And sucked the Toe. And ate the Toe's goo. And kissed Nick, her Star Trek furry friends and the Rekieta kids with goo mouth.

And let's be honest: since Nick and Kayla took their vows in church, Kayla has had more sexual partners than Aaron has had in his entire life. Kayla's Jamaican scorecard may even exceed Aaron's lifetime achievement.

Do you know who's not curious? Kayla. She got that itch and the Toe scratched it. She's probably always talking about the Toe. "Nick, I know you can't get erections anymore but can you at least talk dirty to me? Tell me again what Aaron's dick tastes like after he came in my ass."