Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

She turned into witch towards the end and I'm not a fighter

Welcome to the farms, please contact @Null to get verified

If this is you, you do realize that Kayla was completely reasonable to resent you because you were a stranger and Nick suddenly expected his wife of 20 years and mother of his 5 kids to accept that he now loves this stranger as much has her, right?

Like to the average person, that's insane and reprehensible.

EDIT:
I swear I replied before it was confirmed "she" was a fake

 

[Chibitzen]

I would say a Deist is someone who seeks and hopes to find God but wants to find and understand God through learning and discovery. That's honestly how I'd describe it and my beliefs. One objective truth I've learned in my journey through this life and search for God is that Nicholas Robert Rekieta's 9 year old daughter tested positive for regular cocaine use, and that is a factual statement. But on a lighter note, I can't wait til AI is good enough to make a decent quality believable anime about Nick Rekieta called Initial DUI. And it's all about him driving his mustang around because apparently his daily life is like Crazy Taxi. And it has to have the classic scene where Nick tells the cop, "YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING! FUCK OFF!"

And they can even have a version of the Manuel song. GAS GAS GAS I'M GONNA HUFF ON THE GAS!

Please God if you are really with us, make this happen!

 

[D84]

I wouldn't mind being a step mom if it came to it, but you all know how that went...

How / what would we know? This sentence is a tell

 

[Meat Target]

A threepeat is no small thing.

I thought he was no longer able to win after the rule changes last year?

That rule change is bullshit. If he’s not in the running, there will be a revolt. I foresee minimal participation or votes for the least funny candidate. There will always be an asterisk for the 2025 winner if the rule change stands.

They're rigging it in BMJ's favor because Austin is the Patrick Mahomes/Tim Tebow of lolcows. He wouldn't be in contention every year if he weren't Null's favorite.

 

[David Brown]

Y'all niggas are down bad starved for content if you think this troll is the real April lol

 

[Kakkerum420]

Y'all niggas are down bad starved for content if you think this troll is the real April lol

I think it's Nick, it fits his pattern of doing the most retarded thing possible.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Gay ops. Let’s get back to the Council of Nicea, like the intellectual forum this is, damn it!

 

[Oxyjen]

Peace and love

 

[woc_krava]

Gay ops. Let’s get back to the Council of Nicea, like the intellectual forum this is, damn it!

Some of the religious discussions here were quite based tbh.

 

[Melty Butter]

Hey...so firstly, a lot of misconceptions out there about myself, my ex, my past relationships and everything that went down, much of which was painfully public.

Assuming you're April, and I'm not, you did NOTHING to clear up "misconceptions" in that post. You reinforced what we already knew.

Having said that, AltisticRight and Null are trustworthy about identities. Do not be afraid to identify yourself to them. Plenty of people here would be willing to hear your "side," but without verification, this is assumed to be a gayop.

it doesn't make sense why she would post now, months after the fact.

It does, actually. Hoffman is going on Keanu tonight next Thursday. Those of us who have "studied" April knew that she'd pop up again, eventually.

Keanu at least knows her writing style enough to say one way or the other

Many of us do. I read every tweet and every IG post she made. Many were quite long. This sounds exactly like her. But we also know you can feed that into Grok and get a post. Guess who just discovered Grok? Skelly.

Maybe she's posted it on her Instagram before, I wouldn't know because it's locked now.

I don't remember seeing that pic, and I scoured through her IG back in November.

 

[Null]

Hey...so firstly

dankanime17@gmail.com is not April's email address.

If you replied to the post, congrats, you're a stooge.

 

[Oxyjen]

It does, actually. Hoffman is going on Keanu tonight

Next Thursday isn’t it?

 

[Nate Higgers]

Hoffman is going on Keanu tonight.

Next Thursday, June 12th.

https://x.com/gabehoff/status/1930317535456489854?s=46

 

[BaddestSeagull]

I'm leaning towards this not being April, something here smells like shit. So she disappears off the internet, then reappears exclusively on KF, a place that generally despises her? All to shit on Kayla and tell people to not contact her because she's deeefinitely not still involved with Nick? Yeah, right.

April would have gone to Keanu, Chrissy Mayr or several other people who would be actually nice to her, if she ever wanted to publicly expose anything. Or she would use her Twitter. I call total bullshit on the idea that she's the kind of woman who would come to place that has been calling her a cheap coke whore for well over a year now, she's not Aaron.

 

[Vibralldo]

Dankanime17...

You know what anime is dank (musty, dark, gross) and mostly features characters that are 17 and under?

Redo of Healer.

Clearly I've solved the case and this is Nick's alt.

 

[Meat Target]

Gay ops. Let’s get back to the Council of Nicea, like the intellectual forum this is, damn it!

Some of the religious discussions here were quite based tbh.

Kiwi Farms: the place where you can discuss the heights of theology and the depths of TMI sexual deviance in the same thread.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

dankanime17@gmail.com is not April's email address.

If you replied to the post, congrats, you're a stooge.

Well, that would be very true if we could see the email like you can, but we can't. :p

 

[Null]

Well, that would be very true if we could see the email like you can, but we can't. :p

if you think april would just join the kiwi farms you're fuckin delulu buddy

 

[Oxyjen]

Dankanime17

17

We just got trolled by the 8 year old, good work everyone

 

[AN/ALR56]

Some military bro told me once that when you have a feeling about something, it's for a reason. Maybe you unconsciously noticed something, maybe there's some pattern you haven't realized you recognized yet, maybe it's body language. But I've had those 'vibes' before about situations or people, and it's been right with surprising accuracy.

It's how no matter how good or how well the lighting is, or the makeup, or the voice coaching, you will always be able to spot a tranny on video and if that fails, in real life.
There's no "passing" because your reptile brain picked up that's a disguise that someone is trying to pull.