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I don't exactly boy mode but I haven't explicitly told my dentist I'm trans. So I go in today to get crowns on my two front teeth and my dentist makes the connection between my long hair nail polish and skinny jeans that maybe I'm not cis. So he asks and I tell him yeah I'm transitioning. Then he says "I wish you'd have said something because we could've made your new teeth a rounder and more female shape." Womp Womp.

Edit: Most of the responses here say this isn't a thing and that my dentist is a quack. I'm just relaying what I was told and a simple google search gives tons of other dentists and more than a few studies that say the same things that he said. I honestly don't care one way or another I just thought it was interesting. And the fact that no one notices it says that no one should start feeling dysphoric about it.

All top comments are saying it's not a thing, while the comments that include studies proving it are downvoted
Good stuff, let's make teeth dysphoria a thing so non-passing trannies will think that IF ONLY they had female-shaped teeth, they would finally look like the woman they truly are. Dentists really need to get on this, they are missing out big time on the gender-affirming bucks.
 
On the very brink of getting it, but ...

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I know the majority of trans women play as female characters in RPGs but I just can't bring myself to do it. I can't help but keep comparing the character I created to myself. I like to talk to myself when I'm on my own and hearing the character I created speak in a much better fem voice than me triggers my voice dysphoria in a way nothing else does. I keep noticing how different the characters look from me and it gives me gender envy and it's just not a fun experience

I prefer to make ridiculous caricatures of masculinity so I can just act and feel fem while I'm playing. Is this weird or are there more people on here who experience this?

Two great tastes that go great together? 8)

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Top comment. Actual good advice from Reddit.
Don’t use ChatGPT for getting accurate information ChatGPT is an LLM, its job is to create human readable text, not accurate text.
 
Catheter-dependent Pooner dissapointed her rotdog and fake balls have no sensation.

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My phallo is always cold and I have almost no sensation after 15 months. Usually I have it in a pouch of separatec boxer briefs but when I’m wearing boxers and feel it touch my leg is jarring. It’s very cold compared the rest of my body. Also, I can’t really feel it at all. If I pinch hard or run my nails across certain areas, I can feel a vague sensation(mostly pain), but that’s it. I have zero sensation in my scrotum.

I’ve had an SP catheter for past 9 months. My second stage Johanson’s urethroplasty is at the end of the month and it’s difficult to feel any excitement or anticipation. I’m just really tired. This will be my final attempt at stp. If this fails, my next surgery will be a permanent reroute. I don’t even want to think about an erectile device anytime in the near future. I just really want a break and to get back to living my life. Going through these complications without a partner or companion has made things exponentially more isolating but I also haven’t bothered trying to date.

I haven’t consistently worked out in almost a year. It’s hard to find the motivation to start when I know I’m just going to have to stop again for another surgery. It’s also painful and tends to make the sp cath more irritated. I know I can get it back but it’s so hard looking on the mirror right now and seeing myself at my worst.

This will be my first summer with my arm uncovered. TBH, it looks about as healed as it possibly could at this stage so I can’t really be mad about it. However, it’s still something people will always look at and try not to stare. And because most people don’t associate it with such a sensitive surgery, they have no reservations asking and I’m not sure I’ll ever get used to it. I hate lying but I do it anyway. I’m sure I don’t have to tell you all this but, just in case, don’t ever ask questions about people’s bodies. Period.

I know so many of you are suffering right now while waiting for your turn and I’m not trying to scare or discourage you. I don’t know why exactly I’m writing this. I guess I just want people to understand both sides of this experience and make the choice that’s best for them in the long run. I don’t know if I regret it entirely, but I wish I had waited until I was in a better place mentally.

Thanks for reading and hope you’re all doing well.

Ps: I promise I’ll post pictures of the stage one repair site eventually. I have yet to see it on here and I think it’ll be helpful for anyone considering the same procedure in the future.

8 months ago.

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Flow rate is already at 7ml/s. For reference, the average flow rate of an 80 year old man is 9ml/s. The average flow rate for 14-45 is 21 ml/s. I am 3.5 weeks post op and started voiding trials on Monday. I’m absolutely devastated. I’ve already had 2 failed optilume dilations prior to this and I don’t even want to do another repair. I’m done. UL was absolutely not worth it. I dread peeing every time because of how painful it is. The anxiety I have experienced during this process is far worse than the dysphoria I felt sitting down in public restrooms.

My mental health is trashed. I even know how l’ll begin to come back and heal from this.

"The anxiety I have experienced during this process is far worse than the dysphoria I felt sitting down in public restrooms."

You don't fucking say!
 
Iirc this is the liberal signal decoder for rainbow and troon flags:

Red = AIDS awareness
Orange = anti racism / self injury awareness (?)
Yellow = god bless our troops
Green = save the rainforest
Blue = 1st prize in county fair
Purple = end Alzheimer’s now
Brown = colorectal cancer awareness
Black = MIA/POWs you are not forgotten
Pink = Susan g komen race for the cure
Light blue = men’s health / prostate ca awareness
White = shames people who avoid the draft
Yellow pennant = no passing zone
Purple circle within yellow pennant = 2 statue solution / peace in Israel and Palestine

Hope this helps!
I thought the Brown one meant something else.

 
Catheter-dependent Pooner dissapointed her rotdog and fake balls have no sensation.
I like how the mental ravages of female socialization makes FTMs call their fake dicks "phallos" so they politely don't intrude on the term "penis". Meanwhile the hoards of raging hons haven't invented an abbreviated euphemism for their crotch-nightmares, and need to howl about how actually they do have vaginas.
They could call them "perries", from "peritoneal pull-through"?
Twee nicknames for utterly horrifying surgical procedures makes me feel like I'm reading a second-rate dystopian novel.
"The anxiety I have experienced during this process is far worse than the dysphoria I felt sitting down in public restrooms."
Every person considering transition needs to read this eight million times.
EDIT: As a person whose been blessed with good health and was not smart enough for med school, I had no idea measuring flow rate in ml/s was a thing, and now I'm laughing cause it's a literal pissing contest.
"Oh my God Becky Braiden, look at his flow rate! Fifteen milliliters per second!"
 
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I like how the mental ravages of female socialization makes FTMs call their fake dicks "phallos" so they politely don't intrude on the term "penis". Meanwhile the hoards of raging hons haven't invented an abbreviated euphemism for their crotch-nightmares, and need to howl about how actually they do have vaginas.
I think it has more to do with the fact the procedure is referred to as a phalloplasty and the opposite as a vaginoplasty.

The new speak and twee terms has more to do with the fact a lot of these heckin valid dudes are twee girls (or overgrown womanchildren) who spend a lot of time only socializing meaningfully with other twee girls who want cutesy terms for everything. A lot of them are wilting flowers totally averse to conflict, sure. But it has nothing to do with wanting to be respectful of actual males I don't think.
 
Creating a trans only group would be better for them anyway (unless they are all narcissistic autist crossdressing pervs)
Bigger cities do have LGBTQ specific AA group, but if this guy's in a small town he might just have open groups and one women's group.

Dude should go to the Spanish-language AA group and tell them he'll sue if they don't speak English for him.
 
I doubt that most of these (biological) women even have autism to begin with, it is just attention-seeking behavior and/or narcissism.
I’m somewhat sympathetic to young people thinking there’s something wrong with them and latching on to a label. That diaper pedo started watching piss porn on his 3DS at 10. That’s an extreme example but constant notifications, unnatural social interactions, never actually experiencing true peace or boredom (if your parents don’t limit your screen time)…it probably does fuck up their brains a little bit. Doesn’t make them autistic obviously but I can understand why they gravitate towards that explanation.

I feel bad for real autistic people and their loved ones though, it’s been watered down to mean almost nothing and high functioning activists try to make the language around autism as confusing as fucking possible.
 
Anytime a chick posts about being “nonbinary,” the only thing that comes to mind is that it’s an autistic, neurotic, aloof, withdrawn, and unstable woman seeking attention/grasping for anything to make people think that she’s special in some way. Mentally ill, sure. But not a serious physical threat.
Borderline Personality Disorder. That's what comes to my mind when a girl claims she's "nonbinary." I see they/them pronouns? I'm treating them like a BPD case until they prove otherwise.

Where are they getting latino trans man? She added deGonzales as that was Jonathan's real last name.
Her last name is Kern, and according to her various FBs, she is jewish.
She's not Jewish; she's just another Cluster B with a history of adopting oppressed/marginalized identities, and claiming one was Jewish used to be a pretty common one. Her LARPing as Jewish dates back to 2018, and was as low-effort as you'd expect.

Catheter-dependent Pooner dissapointed her rotdog and fake balls have no sensation.
This one's going to 41 herself, once all surgical options to enable her to pee without being on the verge of an emotional breakdown each time have been exhausted. Her entire life is on hold until the problem is fixed, but the likelihood of it being fixed at this point, after multiple surgeries already, is slim to none.

And even if it does work, and she can piss standing up like the manly dood she is, she's still got a limp and insensate meat tube grafted onto her crotch, which will never give her a moment's pleasure—never mind a partner.

She's an idiot, but a mentally ill idiot who was failed by so many people who should have known better, who should have said no to her, who should have helped her come to terms with who she was. Posts like this make me want to invest in sisal futures, because a proper correction to this madness is going to require a lot of rope.
 
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I don't exactly boy mode but I haven't explicitly told my dentist I'm trans. So I go in today to get crowns on my two front teeth and my dentist makes the connection between my long hair nail polish and skinny jeans that maybe I'm not cis. So he asks and I tell him yeah I'm transitioning. Then he says "I wish you'd have said something because we could've made your new teeth a rounder and more female shape." Womp Womp.

Edit: Most of the responses here say this isn't a thing and that my dentist is a quack. I'm just relaying what I was told and a simple google search gives tons of other dentists and more than a few studies that say the same things that he said. I honestly don't care one way or another I just thought it was interesting. And the fact that no one notices it says that no one should start feeling dysphoric about it.
All top comments are saying it's not a thing, while the comments that include studies proving it are downvoted
How the hell would the dentist even do this? File down his teeth until they're more herbivore womanlike? Fake and gay.
 
How the hell would the dentist even do this?
Slight PL:
I have a history of dental issues and I've had many teeth capped.
They file away the whole top of the tooth and add a molded cap which they check and recheck until they are sure you have a normal bite with it. That is before cementing a permanent version of it in place. I can't address the sex difference question from personal experience, but it sounds entirely possible.
 
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