Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[toilet_rainbow]

To be fair, I'm sure there are Pride events that are closer to family-friendly. However, I doubt Tess will ever take Bowie to those.

I usually agree with you, but I’m not sure how an event designed to celebrate sexuality is ever family friendly. Yeah, maybe some don’t have guys in chaps giving free blow jobs but it’s still gay propaganda. Let kids be kids.

Gay people themselves aren’t pornographic by their existence, much like how straight people aren’t for the same. But a lot of Pride parades and events are very adult because it’s celebrating love and sex. It’s not just waving rainbows and dancing. Taking a kid to one is like dragging your kid to an adult film convention (or a sex workshop, for that matter). There wouldn’t be an extreme discourse about whether or not kink at Pride is a good or bad thing if it wasn’t that big a part of modern celebrations. A child learning about gay people existing is one thing. Having them around a ton of assless chaps and strap ons is another.

Not that Tess would think that. She barely has boundaries with Bowie as it is. Kid has seen some shit.

Tess continues to be "gay".
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Nice Anna O'Brian face fall at the end, too.


There's a timeline where the "trans healthcare" limits saved Bowie from a fate worse than death. It might be this very timeline.

Man, I was not expecting the queer larp to extend to masquerading as a drag queen

 

[California King]

For all her queerbaiting, I don't think I've ever seen her without long nails on her index and middle fingers.

 

[HalfPricedAmHoleBuffet]

Or even short nails at all. I’m sure she’ll claim she’s a pillow princess and at her size I don’t doubt that’s all she can do.

 

[NoReturn]

There's no sponsor here, and the audio is tiktok trend. I think she paid to do this, rather than was paid to do this.

 

[Trombonista]

She's definitely hot, but not in the way she wants us to think she is.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

There's no sponsor here, and the audio is tiktok trend. I think she paid to do this, rather than was paid to do this.

Makes sense. Why sponsor this, especially when there's nothing being sold aside from a wash-up neverwas?

Goodness, is Tess been getting boring lately. All she does is these dumb short videos making retarded faces and zooming in on her face and This Ass plumber's crack cleavage - not like the rest of her could fit into a frame unless she was at least 10 feet away. Surely, these will get Tess noticed among the endless ocean of other fat chicks on TikTok ALSO doing these videos, but with the advantage of being younger, prettier, and less toxic than Messy Tessy.

 

[Umaibae]

I usually agree with you, but I’m not sure how an event designed to celebrate sexuality is ever family friendly. Yeah, maybe some don’t have guys in chaps giving free blow jobs but it’s still gay propaganda. Let kids be kids.

There are kids with gay parents or gay family members, and I don’t think it’s mentally or emotionally scarring for those kids to know gay people exist or to love said family. I’m sure there are family-friendly meetups for families with gay parents that have nothing to do with sex. I have gay family, and all us kids knew they were gay in the late 90s. It didn’t expose me to anything nefarious or sexual. Then again, we didn’t have the tranny sideshows and men with beards in dresses like we do now. Gay in the 90s was like, idk, a soft-spoken uncle who had a lot of houseplants, wore sweater vests and probably had a Duran Duran vinyl.

This doesn’t apply to Tess, though, because she isn’t gay whatsoever — and she’s single to boot.

 

[brooky]

Gay in the 90s was like, idk, a soft-spoken uncle who had a lot of houseplants, wore sweater vests and probably had a Duran Duran vinyl.

And I'm pretty sure that gay pride parades were NOT family-friendly in the 90s... they were the time of year that soft-spoken uncle could let his freak flag fly. He probably did not want his nieces and nephews there.

 

[Unreachable Twat]

Debate it all you want, this child is being exposed to a 2 foot wide wafting dirty unwashed pussy and that's DAILY, not just during pride. Her self-proclaimed "proud" unwashed slit must be even more unbearable in the 90+ degree (35 Fahrenheit) sun parading around smearing itself together for hours. She probably needs a smega break every few minutes to wipe her leg and roll excrements on some paper towels. When she gets home, her vulva wiping sesh is probably the worst of all.

A mountain of lady cottage cheese and mushrooms galore. No sight for a minor.

 

[brooky]

Debate it all you want, this child is being exposed to a 2 foot wide wafting dirty unwashed pussy and that's DAILY, not just during pride. Her self-proclaimed "proud" unwashed slit must be even more unbearable in the 90+ degree (35 Fahrenheit) sun parading around smearing itself together for hours. She probably needs a smega break every few minutes to wipe her leg and roll excrements on some paper towels. When she gets home, her vulva wiping sesh is probably the worst of all.

A mountain of lady cottage cheese and mushrooms galore. No sight for a minor.

No offense, but you've thought about this too much.

 

[Turquoise]

Debate it all you want, this child is being exposed to a 2 foot wide wafting dirty unwashed pussy and that's DAILY, not just during pride. Her self-proclaimed "proud" unwashed slit must be even more unbearable in the 90+ degree (35 Fahrenheit) sun parading around smearing itself together for hours. She probably needs a smega break every few minutes to wipe her leg and roll excrements on some paper towels. When she gets home, her vulva wiping sesh is probably the worst of all.

A mountain of lady cottage cheese and mushrooms galore. No sight for a minor.

*35 Celsius

Stick that up your twat

 

[a hapless toad]

Debate it all you want, this child is being exposed to a 2 foot wide wafting dirty unwashed pussy and that's DAILY, not just during pride. Her self-proclaimed "proud" unwashed slit must be even more unbearable in the 90+ degree (35 Fahrenheit) sun parading around smearing itself together for hours. She probably needs a smega break every few minutes to wipe her leg and roll excrements on some paper towels. When she gets home, her vulva wiping sesh is probably the worst of all.

A mountain of lady cottage cheese and mushrooms galore. No sight for a minor.

Did CZ make a sock account?

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Debate it all you want, this child is being exposed to a 2 foot wide wafting dirty unwashed pussy and that's DAILY, not just during pride. Her self-proclaimed "proud" unwashed slit must be even more unbearable in the 90+ degree (35 Fahrenheit) sun parading around smearing itself together for hours. She probably needs a smega break every few minutes to wipe her leg and roll excrements on some paper towels. When she gets home, her vulva wiping sesh is probably the worst of all.

A mountain of lady cottage cheese and mushrooms galore. No sight for a minor.

Thanks for that mental image, I'll just kill myself now.

 

[Black Death]

There are kids with gay parents or gay family members, and I don’t think it’s mentally or emotionally scarring for those kids to know gay people exist or to love said family. I’m sure there are family-friendly meetups for families with gay parents that have nothing to do with sex. I have gay family, and all us kids knew they were gay in the late 90s. It didn’t expose me to anything nefarious or sexual. Then again, we didn’t have the tranny sideshows and men with beards in dresses like we do now. Gay in the 90s was like, idk, a soft-spoken uncle who had a lot of houseplants, wore sweater vests and probably had a Duran Duran vinyl.

Hurray for Uncle Houseplant. That has fuck-all to do with the "pride parades" being discussed, which are sexually explicit and not fit for children in any way whatsoever and yet are the feature film for children of retarded sexually deviant narcissists anyway. Uncle Houseplant staying demurely home and clucking over his quilting group or whatever the fuck does not negate the pedophilia on display at those goddamned "parades." And you [hopefully] have no idea what U.H. does in his private time, just as he [hopefully] knows nothing about your sex life either.

Gays in the 90s still did kinky and fucked up shit: The faggots waggling their naked dicks around in front of children at "pride parades" did not spring forth from a vacuum. You might feel defensive about your gay relatives but that does not erase what is actually happening or the history thereof. There is a reason gay men have the reputation that they do and it isn't their undying love of houseplants and Duran Duran, for fuck's sake.

Tess is choosing to expose her child to sexual deviants and mental cases, period. Grab any random gay person in LA and that is what you will find.

 

[FarmVille]

Tess is choosing to expose her child to sexual deviants and mental cases

Yea, like his mom, Tess

 

[Clotso Coof]

"Turning 40 soon and I know the haters hate to see it."
I'm not sure "I managed to live to age 40" is a flex, Tess. Will be interesting to see her at age 50 if she makes it.

He's just old enough to now be able to tell which adults are acting like kids.

Bowie is also old enough to be well aware that his father has mostly rejected him.

Fatherless kids and kids being raised by Grandparents spend the first couple years of elementary learning that most of their peers have loving fathers. Before that, it doesn't seem to occur to then except maybe in passing. The kids who've always lived with both parents also learn that some kids have fathers that never see them.

It leads to a lot of sad questions and insecurities. Tess is selfish and mean enough to use those questions to dump on her ex as opposed to reassuring Bowie that he's worthy of love from people other than Mom.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

Man, I was not expecting the queer larp to extend to masquerading as a drag queen

man the new borderland 4 characters fucking suck

 

[Umaibae]

You might feel defensive about your gay relatives but that does not erase what is actually happening or the history thereof.

lol you took my hypothetical example and somehow assumed it came from reality. What a loon.

My point was that knowing gay people exist isn’t mentally damaging to kids, and there’s a non-sexual way for kids who have gay parents or aunts or uncles or grandparents to know that information so that they treat their relatives with kindness and respect. Note that I never said, “Yeah! Take kids to the tranny fiesta!”

You just sound like you really hate gay people. Sad, really.

 

[FarmVille]

spend the first couple years of elementary learning that most of their peers have loving fathers

 

[The Hardest R]

Tubbers turns 40 on July 5th so combined with Pride month, she’s going to be extra obnoxious and insufferable these next few weeks to overcompensate for the failure that has been her 30s. Expect next month to be a “birthday month” too. We saw Tubby Tess get back into Olly’s orbit and I’m sure there will be a couple other blasts from the past that will pop up.