Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Purple Francis]

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All the worst people in the world now hate eachother and are publicly fighting like the manchildren they are. Love to see it. Get him Elon! You can do it!

 

[Sneed Lurker]

We could possibly live to see the day Elon gets kicked out of his own company by his shareholders

 

[Vibralldo]

I mean this could be gayfabe to push the price down, buy a ton and then announce a reunion and government contracts that push the price way higher in 6 months time.

Why would he accuse the president of being a pedophile? That's playing with fire.

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

All the worst people in the world now hate eachother and are publicly fighting like the manchildren they are. Love to see it. Get him Elon! You can do it!

I don’t know who to root for! I just want them all to lose!

 

[neger psykolog]

You're an SNL writer: your mission, should your choose to accept it: make the most terminally unfunny comedy sketch about this gay slapfight.

 

[Purple Francis]

I don’t know who to root for! I just want them all to lose!

Giving Elon my energy so he can make an even grander fool of himself.

 

[AGPinochet]

The Fire Rises! After so long of Nothing Ever Happening, Something Happened!

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Why would he accuse the president of being a pedophile?

Why did he call the british diver rescued those Thai boys from the flooded cave a pedo?

Austim. Thinks what passes for internet smack talk can be said in real life without the real weight behind it.

Either way I got to stock up on popcorn.

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

You're an SNL writer: your mission, should your choose to accept it: make the most terminally unfunny comedy sketch about this gay slapfight.

Bonus Challenge, you must write two jokes in the sketch, they can be near the end or middle, they must be slightly funny. This is to confuse the viewer.
They should be carried by the actor/ress’s delivery.

 

[Nuclear Operative]

"If I imply him to be a pedophile because he cut EV subsidies now, maybe people will side with me."

Interesting strategy, Elon. Let's see how it would play out.

 

[Eventide]

If I have learned anything from the Billy Mitchell saga, never trust the accusations of a sperg gamer over an all-American hero.

I'm heading over to /pol/ will report back if i learn anything of interest

Godspeed, brave Kiwi Solider.

 

[Traummaschine]

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Let the games begin.

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Amazing. Serious gloves off.

If only he had some proof. Maybe he can buy someone off while his businesses are tanking after all the government contracts are cancelled.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Before today have we ever had a cow whose spergout was visible on the S&P 500 chart?

 

[Vibralldo]

Why did he call the british diver rescued those Thai boys from the flooded cave a pedo?

Austim. Thinks what passes for internet smack talk can be said in real life without the real weight behind it.

Either way I got to stock up on popcorn.

My question is why would he call Trump a pedo if this was a gayop and he'd reunite later?

This is a real bridge burn.

 

[W@rui]

Elon speedrunning literally EVERYONE hating him
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I'm glad other people are asking this.

 

[The Gene Genie]

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PlQnTRVSTers....I don't feel so gQQd..........

 

[mooted]

I think its pretty obvious for everyone that the alliance Elon-Trump was going to end this way, both of them have huge egos.

 

[Zoot]

Alex Jones in Shock


YE almost in tears


India on Elon's side

 

[Wodanaz]

Trump finally got tired of hearing about how great Elon is in path of exile 2

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

My question is why would he call Trump a pedo if this was a gayop and he'd reunite later?

This is a real bridge burn.

You ever met one of those people who can't bant but instead go straight for the jugular thinking it's how you bant?

Honestly, you are probably right though. Don't bother with tell-alls when the administration leaves but would be very curious what they have to say about Elon behind the scenes.