Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 195 8.2%

  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 216 9.1%

  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 772 32.6%

  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 448 18.9%

  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 482 20.3%

  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 257 10.8%
  • Total voters
    2,370
New IG Stories from Ethan Klein. No mercy.

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Super An Hero said:
Ian has the forever cop out of being an abuse victim of Anisa. That is no doubt the card he'll play and no matter what his culpability is it will work because its now commonly accepted. When they divorce Anisa will try to Metoo him but it will fail because she is Amber Heard on steroids. Best case scenario for Ian is a RDJ style comeback.

If I were Ian right now this is what I would do. Make an alt and contact Sam. Apologize, admit he was right about Anisa, and ask him for help getting away. Sam and the MDE crew go to Seattle and do a Seal Team 6 extraction of Ian and take him to Boston. The movie adaptation starring Timothee Chalamet as Ian and Michael B Jordan as Sam will win a shitload of Oscars.
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I can actually see Sam doing this. Yes he’ll obviously indulge himself a little and probably make a documentary where he mocks Ian on his road to becoming a man again or whatever the fuck,


You know what’s really sad? It’ll probably be the best thing that happened in Ian’s life since 2017.

There’s legitimately nothing his “mortal enemy” or whatever can do that will crush and humiliate him more than what he and his wife did to himself
 
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FieldPiece said:
I just realized something, was the content cop on Leafy before or after Leafy started shitting on Pokimane? Because if it was after then the CC on Leafy was probably prompted by Anisa wanting to get chummy with Pokimane.
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The content cop was just after he and Anisa got together. I think it was just Ian getting jealous that Anisa wanted to fuck leafy or Anisa wanted the content cop on leafy because he rejected her.
 
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Eventide said:
Ok, hear me out:

Could it be Meth?

No, like, for real. Aside from Ian and Anisa just looking meth-y af, it'd explain why they owe so many people money/never have any cash, and why they're such nasty unhinged delusional assholes. Meth often makes people act overly confident (hence, why methheads often get in the news for acts of lulz, like trying to wrest an alligator).
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Seeing their lack of energy, they don’t seem very meth-y. See:
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Joe_Welch said:
Before she knew it, she was throwing things at him, not hard, but... she threw the knife without thinking... poor Ian... so much blood.

Why was he stabbed 19 times?

Well, she was trying to help, but her hands were slippery with his loser blood so the knife kept on slipping out of her hand and falling down into his face and throat.
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He ran into her shitty tattoos knife ten times…



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Don't worry, everyone—she's incredibly empathetic. She wants to protect trans kids… just not her own charity event. Anisa mismanaged Creator Clash by favoring optics over responsibility: she rented out a hotel for 300 people, flew in numerous creators on her own dime, and yet claimed she couldn’t afford to fly in Ian’s own father. Meanwhile, she sidelined key trainers like Michael and Kate, who were left out of major events they helped prepare fighters for. Training was a goddamn mess, constantly derailed by Ian’s emotional fragility and Anisa’s controlling behavior, from forcing bizarre comparisons to the Will Smith slap, to demanding she host the gala.

Michael and Kate were repeatedly frustrated: their work went unrecognized, Ian refused basic hygiene and cardio prep, and Anisa exaggerated health issues while throwing tantrums over gym music. A month before CC2, the event was already half a million dollars in the red, yet both Anisa and Ian still acted like their personal brands mattered more than the charity itself. The whole fucking time she was defined by ego, emotional instability, secrecy, and mismanagement, leaving Michael and Kate and everyone else who ever collaborated with feeling manipulated, disrespected, and left to clean up the mess.



But no need to fear, the "trans kids" are safe!
 

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Bulgarian Lives Matter said:
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The thing about this is they're trying to duplicate a vibe that does work in other contexts. The wife bringing something embarrassing about the husband up is genuinely cute in relationships that actually seem stable. If pewdiepie's wife had made some joke about him farting in bed or something it would be funny, or if we saw arnold schwarznegger pretend his wife beat him in arm wrestling it would be cute. In both of those instances we would likely see the couple share a look of genuine endearment of each other, like "yes she's allowed to do that" and "but i still love you".

The problem with this is that neither Ian or Anisa have any redeeming qualities and they never say anything good about each other or themselves. It's not cute to poke at each other's weaknesses when that's all you have AND that's all you ever do... I have never heard either of them say anything genuinely praising about the other, they defend each other all the time but they don't even like or respect each other. The way they talk doesn't come across as trustworthy of the other. It's just fuckin awkward.
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She is so full of shit it's unreal.
"I WAS TRAINED IN WEAPONS!"
Just shut up.
 
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Anisa is going to Canada so that it is easier to divorce Ian and leave him without a way to fight back against the feminist court system that will side with her. After she divorces him, she will have her yes-man mother support her while he will be penniless in a foreign country and will be forced to return to live with his own mother.
 
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There was a time where he was sort of handsome in a nerdy way which is some girls type so it was probably mostly his personality (and smell) that kept him a turbovirgin pre-Anisa moreso than looks as there are definitely girls who would have found him cute.

By row 2 he has clearly been buck broken by Anisa and completely lost his soul / 1000 cock (plastic strapon in this case) stare and by row 4 he looks like a sex offender/mass shooter/retard.
 
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