Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[ToroidalBoat]

I hope his shareholders seize control of the companies from him

Remember when Musk claimed there would be the colonizing of the 4th planet by now? And with those rockets that tend to explode?* Somehow I doubt that'll happen anytime soon.

* (or "rapid unscheduled disassembly")

 

[Total Annihilation]

The styx cope is out (he simps for trump constantly with his mid takes).

 

[jje100010001]

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This is probably the highest level crashout in history (archive)

What a fucking idiot

I hope his shareholders seize control of the companies from him

America is the world’s most entertaining sitcom. The whole whole world should be charged pay-per-view for any sort of news coming out of the US.

 

[homophobic fujoshi]

Live feed from Elon's bedroom:

 

[Zoot]

Now calling for Trump's impeachment.
Crashout in full effect.


Tesla Rekt

 

[Total Annihilation]

Now calling for Trump's impeachment.
Crashout in full effect.
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CALL HIM AN ORANGE NIGGER IMMEDIATELY ELON!

 

[Sedan Hussein]

Now calling for Trump's impeachment.
Crashout in full effect.
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God bless Ian Miles Ching Chong, may his ballwashing ways always succeed. Hope Elon gives him a nice hooker for that Xeet

 

[W@rui]

Oh, now he has a problem with tariffs.

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[Merry]

Now calling for Trump's impeachment.
Crashout in full effect.

His tantrum strategy seems to be throw everything at the wall at once and hope it sticks when he doesn't get his way

I bet Peter Thiel and others witnessed this early on and that's why he got evicted from Paypal

 

[LolRaccoon]

Now calling for Trump's impeachment.
Crashout in full effect.
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Tesla Rekt
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Of course that faggot Cheong is simping for Musk

 

[Null]

 

[WhyRead]

It feels like my birthday, goddamn. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

 

[Dan Abrams]

I can’t tell if this is more funny or sad. He’s essentially committing suicide right now.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Probably the biggest breakup since Brad and Angelina.

 

[The Early 2000s]

This is FANTASTIC news! Now BOTH political sides can go back to bullying the retard! Finally!

 

[God's strongest milkman]

He kept the most powerful immigrant as close to him as possible just so his knife could reach him! BASED.

SEND HIM BACK TO AFRICA! He's like one of the African flies that leaves it's eggs in any animal it can!

People call America an oligarchy! Skin the richest man alive on national TV!

 

[Blitzsneed]

Dear Board of Directors of Tesla,

sack this drug-addicted faggot immediately.

Best wishes



Sent from my iPhone

 

[Fuzhou]

Huh oh. (archive)
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Fork found in kitchen.

 

[Jarch6]

Oh, now he has a problem with tariffs.

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“a leopard doesn't change his spots”, Musk and the rest of the lolbertarian “right” are a cancer. No one should be that surprised after his H1B infinity jeet pipeline crashout earlier, but I’m still taken aback at his total lack of foresight, how does this sperg think spitting in the face of his remaining benefactors will turn out?

 

[HamburgerPatty]

I refuse to believe this is real.
I bought some tesla stonks