South Park + Its Political Sperging (?) Thread - Season 26 ongoing!

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Stardust_Ziggy said:
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>Wanting to be a character in Nu-Park

I'd rather have my hands and feet duct-taped against a wall, and my molars forcibly extracted without any anaesthesia by someone with chronic myclonus using a rusty scimitar covered in fire ants while a hideous tranny plays a DragonForce song on Guitar Hero with my testicles and a pair of cactus dildos as the drumset.
 
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RybenZ999 said:
>Wanting to be a character in Nu-Park

I'd rather have my hands and feet duct-taped against a wall, and my molars forcibly extracted without any anaesthesia by someone with chronic myclonus using a rusty scimitar covered in fire ants while a hideous tranny plays a DragonForce song on Guitar Hero with my testicles and a pair of cactus dildos as the drumset.
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Sir, this is your family court hearing.
 
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RybenZ999 said:
>Wanting to be a character in Nu-Park

I'd rather have my hands and feet duct-taped against a wall, and my molars forcibly extracted without any anaesthesia by someone with chronic myclonus using a rusty scimitar covered in fire ants while a hideous tranny plays a DragonForce song on Guitar Hero with my testicles and a pair of cactus dildos as the drumset.
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Come to think of it, the AVGN would have been a great fit for an older South Park episode
 
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I've been thinking about the fandom's obsession with Wendy's superhero persona Call Girl being "Gender-Fluid". Many of them believe Wendy is trans because of that and also because of episodes like "The Cissy" where she cross dressed. To be honest, doesn't this contradict her feminist character? How can Wendy be the "biggest feminist" when we're also suppose to believe that she thinks dressing masculinity makes her "not a girl"?
 
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Jacques1194 said:
I've been thinking about the fandom's obsession with Wendy's superhero persona Call Girl being "Gender-Fluid". Many of them believe Wendy is trans because of that and also because of episodes like "The Cissy" where she cross dressed. To be honest, doesn't this contradict her feminist character? How can Wendy be the "biggest feminist" when we're also suppose to believe that she thinks dressing masculinity makes her "not a girl"?
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They missed a huge opportunity by not calling Wendy's super hero persona Miss Soggy Knee.
 
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Jacques1194 said:
I've been thinking about the fandom's obsession with Wendy's superhero persona Call Girl being "Gender-Fluid". Many of them believe Wendy is trans because of that and also because of episodes like "The Cissy" where she cross dressed. To be honest, doesn't this contradict her feminist character? How can Wendy be the "biggest feminist" when we're also suppose to believe that she thinks dressing masculinity makes her "not a girl"?
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I think Wendy was just always supposed to represent whatever was the flavour of the day for leftist activists, so it will evolve over time as whatever is in vouge changes.
 
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Never Scored said:
I think Wendy was just always supposed to represent whatever was the flavour of the day for leftist activists, so it will evolve over time as whatever is in vouge changes.
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It's almost like these people in real life don't have any actual principles and just go along with whatever buzzwords give them the most clout.
 
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Jacques1194 said:
Matt and Trey please for the love of everything break Creek up so these lunatics can fuck off.
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The Creek episode was about the hysteria surrounding the prospect of a gay (child) couple in town which was really just a misunderstanding of how the asian students draw them together for their own entertainment. Or if you want to view it with "meta" lens, it's about how people go apeshit treating fanart as fact. The idea that Craig and Tweek actually become a couple at the end of the episode wasn't actually meant to throw the fanartists a bone, it's done to placate the masses championing the pairing of two who-gives-a-shit minor characters because they'd flip out otherwise. So it's kind of funny to see those masses go nuts over the nothing couple. They were pretty good in the Fractured But Whole at least
 
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Cryogonal2 said:
The Creek episode was about the hysteria surrounding the prospect of a gay (child) couple in town which was really just a misunderstanding of how the asian students draw them together for their own entertainment. Or if you want to view it with "meta" lens, it's about how people go apeshit treating fanart as fact. The idea that Craig and Tweek actually become a couple at the end of the episode wasn't actually meant to throw the fanartists a bone, it's done to placate the masses championing the pairing of two who-gives-a-shit minor characters because they'd flip out otherwise. So it's kind of funny to see those masses go nuts over the nothing couple. They were pretty good in the Fractured But Whole at least
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But then they decided to make it canon in the Fractured But Whole game where there was a mission where you had to go to couple's therapy with them to help sort out their relationship and the episode Put It Down where there were pretty much a couple, so the joke no longer works. If Matt and Trey were really serious about this then they'd break up Creek and give one of them a girlfriend to make these crazies go nuts. Although, I'm going to be honest and say I really doubt there will be another Creek related episode because their relationship isn't anything interesting.
 
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