Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Black Man Underwear]

Send this fag to his people, the Indian people.

 

[Zoot]

Can't wait to see how this unfolds.

/pol/ is predicting this next:

 

[dcss]

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

This is what it would look like if Chris was a billionaire when he saw that blue-armed Sonic.

 

[Nameless One]

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SEND THE AFRICAN BACK TO AFRICA

MEME MAGIC IS REAL, WHITE BOY SUMMER IN FULL EFFECT 2025 IS OUR YEAR.

 

[Sedan Hussein]

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He’s going to hold those astronauts hostage isn’t he

I'm hoping he somehow gets arrested from his antics today

 

[John Badman]

I hope we see a Trump tweet calling for Elon's arrest.

“We’re going to fucking kill you Elon.”

 

[Fae Supremacist]

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Bro, 2025 has been such a BANGER of a year for Lowcow content. It's just been incredible with the diverse amount of content we're getting.

 

[Dan Abrams]

I'm hoping he somehow gets arrested from his antics today

I’d hate to be his child 802.11b gigabytes today.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

They'll have to share custody of Joe Rogan in the divorce

Rogan's going to just go gargle Elon's nuts while shitting on Trump. Rogan is Elon's cock sleeve.

Remember seeing all the posts here at the start of the term, where people from A&N shat on posters here for dissing Elon.

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan stays winning!

It's so funny how Trump/Elon cucks were acting like they were best buddies taking on the evil deep state when they're both swamp monsters

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

My money’s on “This is a 5D chess move by Elon to get back in the good graces of the Left by badmouthing Donny, while still being friends behind closed doors and feeding information to the president”


…either that or Elon needs to lock up his phone before doing hard drugs…

 

[Fae Supremacist]

This is Zayn Malik leaving One Direction but for Joe Rogan fans.

 

[BJLSh8tr]

Trump and have a proper IBS-style debate about who of them was better friends with Epstein.

or Trump could've start with this and it'll be the best IBS shitfling the literal world would have ever seen. It's going to be 100x the coverage, seething, jeeting, sperging than the Warski Sargon v. Spencer debacle.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

They're both cunts, but I why should I trust a narcissict who can't even raise a proper family, fucks crazy bitches, isn't in his kids' lives to the point that one of them is a troon and generally makes poor life choices over the other narcissict who at least has a normal family and children?


Elon Musk is the proof that CEOs aren't necessarily smart.

 

[Metatron]

The H3 nuke on idubbz and now this. This week, we are drinking premium Cow on Cow Milk.

 

[Kayfabe]

Bro, 2025 has been such a BANGER of a year for Lowcow content. It's just been incredible with the diverse amount of content we're getting.

The 2020s have been a fantastic decade for the annals of lolcow history so far., and we still have five more years of nuclear-powered spergouts!

 

[smolpp]

I had a feeling this would happen, I just didn't expect it to happen this quickly or this intensely.

What a barrel of monkey fucking retards. Conservatives deserve better than this. Between this and the tariffs I don't believe anyone running this country can walk and breathe at the same time.

Say what you want about legacy establishment GOP but this kind of shit never happened because they could at least do the bare minimum to keep up the facade of party unity for the sake of the party and the country.

Sure, shoot eachother in the face on the weekends but visit in the hospital with flowers and a card after like a fucking adult running a country.

 

[mooted]

what are ultra Trump fanboys like EndWokeness or Libsoftiktok saying?

 

[Slimy Time]

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Rogan's going to just go gargle Elon's nuts while shitting on Trump. Rogan is Elon's cock sleeve.


It's so funny how Trump/Elon cucks were acting like they were best buddies taking on the evil deep state when they're both swamp monsters

He's begging to be put on a hit list now.