Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[ForTheHoard]

Billy should get a 00:51 time on Dam, GoldenEye 64, by using a emulator but claiming that it‘s on console.

Karl will then seeth and dilate and autistically review every frame of the video to „prove“ that Billy cheated for real this time!

And the boomer judge will again say „Who gives a fuck?“

Easy way to collect another defamation paycheck from Karl.

Part of me was hoping Billy would release a video about how speed runners are fags and the only real gamers are high score appreciators.

 

[Aborted Drink Combo]

Billy and RWhiteGoose crossover episode where they talk about how degenerate speedrunning is. Then they eat some hot wings and crush some light beers.

 

[Zoot]

only real gamers are high score appreciators.

Based.

High Scores are based in objective reality, and hence it attracts all American chads like Billy. Speedrunning requires subjective and arbitrary rulesets and hence attracts trannies and faggots like Karl.

 

[Colon capital V]

Based.

High Scores are based in objective reality, and hence it attracts all American chads like Billy. Speedrunning requires subjective and arbitrary rulesets and hence attracts trannies and faggots like Karl.

I said it before, but high score skills actually require playing the game well and know when to dodge obstacles coming your way.
Spedrunning requires you to push the right button at the right time 1000x over, speedtrannies fucking HATE rng and find any ways on mitigating it so that EVERY run will be exactly the same, and the only """skill""" they know is rubbing their ass on a specific part of a collision that clips them out of bounds or catapults them to the next level. God awful """sport""" with an even worse community of faggots.

 

[Lukie]

 

[Ofcom Enforcer]

 

[A Bit Concerning]

What I do care about is a turbo sperg making dozens of videos harassing some dude and accusing him of driving a man to suicide just because, as an autist, competitive video gaming is the most important thing in the world.

Billy’s brand of slimy is open and honest, you realize he’s a grifter from the second you lay eyes on him. He’s not a good guy, but he doesn’t try to present himself as one. Karl, on the other hand, is a petty, vindictive sperglord who defamed Billy multiple times under the guise of calling him out for cheating at video games, while acting like he the greatest person in the world over it.

Billy is dislikable but Karl is actively detestable.

 

[Harm]

Billy is hardly even that "slimy." Oh what, he's smug? He forcefully sells a product? He filed and lost a couple lame lawsuits? So what?

He wasn't chatting about child sex dungeons, cheating in gaming competitions to screw others out of prizes, naming his son "Giant Penis," scamming incels with bogus dating advice, willfully misrepresenting his lawsuits to crowdfund legal fees, covering up his friend's role in driving a man to suicide, bragging about his drug and porn consumption, attacking Kiwi Farms because it laughed at him once, or buddying up to Vito Gesualdi, like Karl Yobst.

I get that Billy Mitchell has his share of unappealing characteristics, but I can't stand this wishy-washy attitude that he has to be called a slimy grifter out of the other side of our mouths in order to not look like we're picking sides. Dude's cringe, but he's not scamming a soul.

 

[Ure Buggued]

Jesus, did Billy have a stroke or something? It looks like half of his face is perpetually stuck with a raised eyebrow and an eye stuck so open that you can see the white below the iris.

His lips on that side of his head are also a little lazier than on the opposite side, you can spot all sorts of little idiosyncrasies like that the more you look at him.

Very asymmetrical. Man's getting old, I guess.

It looks slightly like bell's palsy or a stroke. Hope the man can recover back to 100% if that's the case. His hair is great though for pushing almost 60.

The slower speaking is probably because of he reads it off a script. The video was clearly done in "one take" to rub it in when Jobst does 10 second clip edits in a video essay form.

A health scare could have given some extra motivation to try clear his name.

 

[Kokenami]

Billy’s brand of slimy is open and honest, you realize he’s a grifter from the second you lay eyes on him. He’s not a good guy, but he doesn’t try to present himself as one.

Also him taking constant Ws from the basement dwelling speedrunners is pretty fucking funny.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

I'm willing to accept the time that Todd Rogers did live, twice, in front of many witnesses, in two different locations, with different sets of media, on different equipment, that he didn't set up over the ACKTUALLY of autistic nerds that can't admit that maybe they don't know it all.

Do we actually have proof that happened though?

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Billy Mitchell is still a grifting cheating slimeball. Just because Karl Jobst is shitty himself does NOT make Silly Bitchell any kind of hero. He's cock gargling scum.

Shamelessly pulling the Hulk Hogan USA!! Shit is smart and surely gets all the rednecks pumped but it's so easy it's cynical and slimy as fuck while he shills his shitty sauce as well. I can't believe anyone thinks this faggot is "redeemed".

Bud, Karl lied through his teeth to everybody for over three years and talked a boatload of shit. He had every chance to make this defamation lawsuit go away and apologize and he kept pushing the envelope. Now he's trying to pull silly shit behind the scenes to not have to pay for his lies.

I even believed him until the judgment and this thread because why would the guy who exposes cheaters lie?

Billy may be the embodiment of a 1980s TV/movie bully, but his shitposting game is top level and at this point is well deserved.

PS: the sauce is good but definitely overpriced.

 

[Marty Robbins]

Billy Mitchell is still a grifting cheating slimeball. Just because Karl Jobst is shitty himself does NOT make Silly Bitchell any kind of hero. He's cock gargling scum.

Shamelessly pulling the Hulk Hogan USA!! Shit is smart and surely gets all the rednecks pumped but it's so easy it's cynical and slimy as fuck while he shills his shitty sauce as well. I can't believe anyone thinks this faggot is "redeemed".

My only actual issue with Lord Billy Mitchell is he's possibly too litigious but I can see doing it from his point of view due to an army of spergs seething about and harassing him for this many years now. Otherwise I don't see the problem with him. Businessman loves America, is good at Donkey Kong, dresses like a cartoon character because that's his brand.

 

[CoyGrape4]

Anyone else getting impatient for the "how far I have to bend over and spread for Billy's sauce bottles" video that was referenced by Karl in his Discord leaks? I feel like it's been over a month now. Karl was pretty quick to put out that "I Lost" video after the judgement. Maybe Karl has come to his senses and is keeping his sperg mouth shut from here on out, but I hope not cause I want the lulz.. openly discussing how you want to circumvent a court order/payout (WHICH BILLY IS NOW AWARE OF AND COULD POSSIBLY LAND KARL IN EVEN DEEPER SHIT is peak stupidity which defies belief..

That YT drama farmer who said 1.8 MIL AUD owed seems way off to me, but my bet is around the $1 million AUD mark. Karl spinning bankruptcy as a win is hilarious cope btw.

 

[Kokenami]

Calling it now: Karl is gonna keep making videos on Billy but not mention his name and take other measures to avoid Billy BTFOing him again.

 

[A Ghost]

 

[Wodanaz]

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[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

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His youtube career is over all he is now is a jester for King Billy and his court.

 

[Wodanaz]

His youtube career is over all he is now is a jester for King Billy and his court.

I actually don't believe it's over for him, but he's going to suffer these slings and arrows until he actually admits fault.
So, forever.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

I actually don't believe it's over for him, but he's going to suffer these slings and arrows until he actually admits fault.
So, forever.

He's going to tard rage even harder one day and everyone excluding his biggest ball washers aka trannies will stick by him. His wife will leave him and he'll go back to speed running the same game over and over until he eventually troons out and commits the Ack.