Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
I can't watch that video and not see The Elephant Man. I believe John Merrick was actually better looking than Russell. He was certainly more intelligent and more empathetic.
I don't know if better looking works but John Merrick was actually quite cultured and urbane and a surprisingly nice person even after all the scorn and hatred he got from people due to his condition.

And you know what? I'm betting nobody ever sucked him his penis either.
 
Okay, so despite a copyright case Greeeee thinks he can win, has anyone else listened to the first disastrous incarnation of ‘Has the looks of Heidi Klum’ or whatever his first attempt at wooing her was called?

The first bit is the rawk-ing geetaw bit that’s blatantly done on a keyboard, with a crashing drumbeat on every single note. It sounds as awful as you’d imagine.

But after that, the track volume halves and there’s a meek little keyboard riff for the rest of the “song”. And I’m convinced it’s the Macarena. Yes, I know nothing is original in music, and that many people are subconsciously rehashing what they heard at some point. But it’s literally the Macarena. Or am I being totally fucking stupid here?

Mr Copyright indeed.
 
Okay, so despite a copyright case Greeeee thinks he can win, has anyone else listened to the first disastrous incarnation of ‘Has the looks of Heidi Klum’ or whatever his first attempt at wooing her was called?
Woo hoo hoo! and a 23 Skidoo!

I’m convinced it’s the Macarena. Yes, I know nothing is original in music, and that many people are subconsciously rehashing what they heard at some point. But it’s literally the Macarena. Or am I being totally fucking stupid here?
To my ear it sounds like the Mission Impossible theme played very badly. Either way
Mr Copyright indeed.
Quite.
 
In the other thread, Livejournal got mentioned and it got me thinking, Mr. Greeeee is in the prime age to have had a MySpace. I tried to do a little digging, but alas, since MySpace went tits up it seems impossible to look up other people's MySpace's, or at least it is for my very low skillset. Which is a shame, because I miss the early days of seeing him being a snotty egomaniac with Evanston people on Facebook, and because there's a good chance there would have been some great shit on there.
 
Has there ever been a Greer email that doesn't end in"Sent from my iPhone?"
When it's the easiest shit to turn off, too. When I had to get Outlook on my phone, I sent one message with that automated "get Outlook for Android" signature before finding out how to turn it off.

Which amuses me because one of our admins sends a bunch of his with that same signature, but hey, man has earned being a bit lazy.
 
In the other thread, Livejournal got mentioned and it got me thinking, Mr. Greeeee is in the prime age to have had a MySpace. I tried to do a little digging, but alas, since MySpace went tits up it seems impossible to look up other people's MySpace's, or at least it is for my very low skillset. Which is a shame, because I miss the early days of seeing him being a snotty egomaniac with Evanston people on Facebook, and because there's a good chance there would have been some great shit on there.
Early in the thread someone posted a few of his old photos from MySpace, not sure anything else from there was ever found though.
 
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