Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
i just want to illustrate Rekieta's comment about kayla's destroyed body:

This is april

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This is kayla

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THIS is what Nick's alt would post.

Do you think Celeste came over one day and caught Nick jerking off to underage anime rape and was so shocked she dropped her purse and the prescription pill bottle that was allegedly found in the police raid footage rolled out and him keeping his mother's prescription drugs next to his mound of cocaine was just a funny and weird happenstance?

Is Celeste known for being extra generous that she would (hypothetically only!) give her adulterous child-abusing white bread junkie son her prescription drugs or is Celeste known for being a tightwad and would make Nicky pay per pill?
 
Gabe's a cringe neurotic attention whore and probably the smelly guy nobody wants to be around in his hedge fund circles. So he lowers the difficulty by involving himself in the sector.

Everybody puts up with him because he makes Ralph seethe. As for Rackets I think Gabe's just bored and wants to be a part of this arc.

A couple weeks ago he was sticking his nose into the drama with some "super secret info that will blow Rackets asshole wide open." Nothing ever came of that so he probably got jebaited, which is pretty funny.
He claims that he will be dropping the info on June 12th on Keanu's show. This is not to say that it won't be a nothingburger.
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I guess we'll all know soon enough.
I predict that this will not end well.
 
Someday I'll peruse his old Youtube VODs and locate the creepy talk he gave around 2021-2022, when the Christian LARP was still full blast, where he said that the true Christian response to pedophiles was to empathize with them and show them mercy instead of condemning them. Would have clipped it back then if I knew how things were to play out.
It's nuanced but that stance isn't necessarily wrong. Being empathetic (capable of understanding how someone feels) doesn't mean being sympathetic and it doesn't mean you allow your enemies to trample you. You can acknowledge that maybe pedophiles can't actually change their attractions and maybe they're also products of their environment; for the sake of social cohesion they still need to be punished by a State that exists separately from the Church.

Forgiveness in Christianity is less about your relationship with the person you're forgiving and more with your relationship with God. The Christian goal (in most frameworks) is theosis/divinization, which can only be acquired by forsaking your passions for your virtues. It's very funny that a lecture like that would come from him though. He should actually listen to his Priest one day. Maybe he'll teach him how the Trinity works.
 
I vaguely remembered this, but I didn't know anything about re-do of healer and assumed it was part of his weird futa fetish, and the "balls or no balls?" question he'd ask guests.

But holy shit, watching him and Camelot giddily discuss two characters being raped brings it all into perspective. Looking at Nick in the broader context of his misogyny, abusive tendencies towards women like K, and his 9 year old testing positive for cocaine, him laughing giddily at a scene of a 14 year old girl being tortured, with her fingers being broken as part of a sadistic rape is insane. It really seems like he's getting personal satisfaction from this brutal rape of a 14 year old character, it's not the same feeling as someone talking about the violence of a movie, it feels like he enjoys it on another level.

I thought this would be some kinda joke, where it's some degenerate trash a fan sent him that he never watched. But he's talking about the plot in detail and relating this scene of a 14 year old being raped, and laughing along and enjoying it. Nick is a sicko.

EDIT: I left the video a minute early out of disgust, but on re-watch I noticed at the end Camelot straight up says a girl in the anime looks like she's 11, before gleefully talking about the protagonist manipulating her and raping her.
I'm just gonna say the fact that Gabe chose to call attention to Nick getting off on an anime about teen girls being abused is not a happy foreshadow for what the 'serious allegations' are. I can't claim to know if the allegations are about actual harm to real children but the framing is... concerning...

ETA: Big 'if' of course, whether he has any real dirt. Two more weeks, nothing ever happens, etc.
 
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These are Nick's remaining fans. Makes sense. Context is about Aaron's girlfriend. And they call US the incels
Even in this hypothetical scenario in which Nick has the mystical ability to do this...Aaron would just get another girlfriend. Nick "stole" his wife (completely ignoring that he was a lot closer to losing his wife to Aaron than he'll ever admit), and Aaron got another GF in a matter of months free of charge.

The only people who have ever slept with Nick are people he offers drugs, money or his wife to.
 
>Slaneesh is the most funny and cool thing (W40k ppl will know)
>Favourite Anime: Redo of Healer
>Favourite Movie: American Beauty
>Real Life case of heavily sexually abused young girl - Hurrr Durrr maybe she has diaper fetish hurr durrr
>ALL THE KIWIPEDOS JUST WANT TO SEE MY KIDS!1!1 THAT'S THE ONLY REASON THEY WANT TO SEE THE BODYCAM FOOTAGE

MMhhmmm..... Yeah right.
🥃:really:
Fucking neck yourself already you child neglecting limpdicked junkie cuck!
Your daughter tested positive for cocaine metabolites 10x the cutoff limit.
You never disproved this fact, in fact you rushed your lawyer to seal and hide the CPS case forever, like a little bitch you are.
 
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I'm just gonna say the fact that Gabe chose to call attention to Nick getting off on an anime about teen girls being abused is not a happy foreshadow for what the 'serious allegations' are. I can't claim to know if the allegations are about actual harm to real children but the framing is... concerning...

ETA: Big 'if' of course, whether he has any real dirt. Two more weeks, nothing ever happens, etc.

Nothing ever happens but he claims it's not about Nick's weird sex shit so who knows.
 
If IP address is in Europe, it could be linked to the April parody account that’s been in Rekieta’s twitter replies nonstop for the last week. They have some European spellings in some of their tweets (e.g. “programme”). Just a theory if anyone has the time to dig.
That sounds like a possibility. Programme is British spelling, but not that widely used anymore even in the Angloid sphere.

Fag.

Was it checked against known Tor exit nodes?
Nope. Good point but it's a major province/state in Europe so won't bother.

what's the story on why hoffman became a rackets alog? i know gabe was going after ralph for a while. was it just proximity?
He's Sektur-adjacent and likes to see himself as the hero to expose paedophiles and child abusers. It makes sense in that context.

Nick says it's 'every man's fantasy' to redo your life and rape everyone who wronged you? Someone needs therapeutic intervention.
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What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Who thinks that ever?

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These are Nick's remaining fans. Makes sense. Context is about Aaron's girlfriend. And they call US the incels
What a fucking creep.
 
Gabe Hoffman / @elb production:


I just clicked randomly and a perfect shot: live ick reaction + CGoody whining about wrench (RIP)
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gabe hoffman is looking into nick so closely he's able to help Elisa make a 30 min compilation of him randomly talking about an anime over the course of YEARS. whatever Gabe has found and plans to reveal he's taking it really seriously, nick is completely fucked.
 
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I don’t think it’s even about Nick. There are all of these (I assume) grown men who are absolutely consumed with seething hatred of Aaron. They all, without exception, have extremely womanly ways of expressing themselves in writing and care deeply about the opinions of their fellow alogs. Is it possible they’re ALL gay, or just most of them?
 
For Juju the Cow he shouts "It's every dude's fantasy! He rapes her and then he brainwashes her into being his sex slave forever! It's so funny! This is how every guy would act if given the opportunity!" (Dick responds by saying "it doesn't sound funny")

Even Dax of all people can't see how funny kids raping each other is, but Nick does. I hope he gets divorce raped by Kayla and gets actually raped either in jail (where he belongs, a fucking sadist has no place in a civilized society) or in some sex escapade gone wrong. May Jamal's BBC rupture his intestines a la Mr. Hands.
 
The idea that Nick gets off corrupting people has been gaining steam in my brain. Teaching kids heresies at the church class. "Teaching" April how to use drugs. Kayla getting a bunch of unnecessary surgeries. Explaining his polycule mistress to his children. He's certainly an exhibitionist when it comes to his perversions as has been documented for years with the breadcrumbs like Hedonism II. I just wonder if it's evolved.
A real baron de Sade then, people with corruption fetishes might be the most evil motherfuckers out there they don’t just want to participate in degenerate immoral acts but they want to take innocent people by hook or by crook and drag them down to the depths they are at or lower then them Nick shares this fetish with the worse types of people like zoosadists like snakething or human traffickers who do it mostly for the opportunity to humiliate others like Diddy. They can’t get off unless they have made the world worse and are addicted to power honestly the drugs don’t help as they lower what few inhibitions these people have and let them cross lines that once crossed they will drag others across with glee.
 
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