Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I don't believe this at all. Like maybe some women told him they don't like obese men, but I find it difficult to believe they want men that look like they crawled out of Auschwitz.

Okay well there are plenty of women in this thread and I'm pretty sure we all find Nick gross too. Also he was fine listening to weird men online when one of them (Mandy) wanted to fuck him.

The only women who would dig Nick’s ana-chan physique are ones with body image issues themselves and also on ovary-melting doses of birth control.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Gabe Hoffman and @elb have released a 30 minute long video about Nick and his favorite anime

https://rumble.com/v6ud1m9-redo-of-healer-is-the-best-anime-ever-made-nick-rekieta.html?e9s=src_v1_upp

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Is it the prelude to his interview with Kiki? Balldobros, I don't feel so good...

 

[Lian Xing]

The IP of that account was in Europe so chances are it's not April unless she travelled to that location and posted thi

Was it checked against known Tor exit nodes?

 

[Vibralldo]

Is it the prelude to his interview with Kiki? Balldobros, I don't feel so good...

I was convinced that the interview would be about Redo of Healer

That does not appear to be the case, thank god

 

[DumbDude43]

I have a serious gripe with many users on this forum.

You keep using this photo of Rekieta to make fun of him, but he merely looks like a harmless superdork in the photo. Yes I can see the added humour of him wearing the Jamaica wifebeater, but still.

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the jamaica shirt is just too perfect
bonus points because this mirror pic makes it look like it reads "JAMAL"

 

[RotPockets]

Slightly closer to the reality.

Nick exclusively writes poetry for and serenades men.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I come into an April LARP on the day Elon and Trump decide to start having an autistic lover's feud.

Does AI normally add boobs on women lacking boobs?

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Dress also doesn’t fit her style unless she’s now going the trad wholesome I changed and found God now ignore my hideous tattoos route, which would fit in with a post partying drugs and swinging lifestyle

This looks like something Nick would generate if I'm being honest.

The real April wouldn't venture near KF;

The real April doesn't even know how to get to KF.

Annnd yup there's the null post. Its not April. SHOCKER.

I'm sorry Nicky sisters. But unless we get the bodycam footage right now I'm afraid Anisa chads will win this Lolcow of the Year. You just can't compete with 4 years of humiliation condensed into 4 hours.

"I didn't hear no bell."
We've got Nick currently trying to pretend to be his former crack whore on here.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Is it the prelude to his interview with Kiki? Balldobros, I don't feel so good...

IIRC he initially said the allegations weren't sexual in nature, but I could be misremembering. But that also doesn't rule out just general child abuse unfortunately.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Gabe Hoffman / @elb production:

https://rumble.com/v6ud1m9-redo-of-healer-is-the-best-anime-ever-made-nick-rekieta.html?e9s=src_v1_upp

I just clicked randomly and a perfect shot: live ick reaction + CGoody whining about wrench (RIP)

 

[Chazzed Up]

Gabe Hoffman and @elb have released a 33 minute long video about Nick and his favorite anime

https://rumble.com/v6ud1m9-redo-of-healer-is-the-best-anime-ever-made-nick-rekieta.html?e9s=src_v1_upp

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Wasn't familiar with this lore but gonna add this to my growing list of why I think Nick shouldn't be allowed around children.

 

[RotPockets]

Gabe Hoffman and @elb have released a 33 minute long video about Nick and his favorite anime

https://rumble.com/v6ud1m9-redo-of-healer-is-the-best-anime-ever-made-nick-rekieta.html?e9s=src_v1_upp

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Wonder if he made it to Blade’s death?

 

[General Disarray]

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Come and get it ladies, if the Rugiet works that is.

How many Jamaican wife-beaters does this dork own?

 

[Lonely khan]

Nick sharing those pictures of himself of his own volition and thinking he doesn’t look retarded is hilarious.

Spoiler: Literally Nick

 

[Neetness]

How many Jamaican wife-beaters does this dork own?

One for each hot topic belt.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

You know the funniest thing about a divorce arc wouldnt be Nick getting financially raped.

It would be the idea of him uploading his picture to Tinder.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

How many Jamaican wife-beaters does this dork own?

He doesn't "own" them, he pays them for their company at Hedonism II.

 

[clickbait]

You know the funniest thing about a divorce arc wouldnt be Nick getting financially raped.

It would be the idea of him uploading his picture to Tinder.

That man only knows how to talk to women online. He cannot socially socialize with any woman. He married the first woman who got his dick wet. You think he's capable of pulling anyone? He had to do things to get April.

When the divorce happens he won't last more than 3 months alone.

 

[Sloppa]

He doesn't "own" them, he pays them for their company at Hedonism II.

BALLDO-CLOT!

 

[AnOminous]

Is he trying to look gay in every photo?

Does he think he looks like Lemmy with the muttonchops?

 

[Vibralldo]

Watching the redo of healer video and the glee in which Nick talks to viva about the main character raping these children as revenge is disgusting and concerning