Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    672
I mean, that's the plan. Bossman Jack is one of the most boring, least funny cows ("Aww man dude I just lost it all / fucking RATS!" for the #10000th time in a row) on the site yet he's being astrotufed by DearFeeder to the point that rules have to be changed to make sure he wins.

Election observers arrive to supervise the 2025 LOTY poll.
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Why in the world do you think they had help?
They had already interviewed Aaron prior to the raid, so it would be rather foolish for the police not to have obtained that information. Moreover, I see no reason why Aaron wouldn’t have disclosed it.

That said, I might be misremembering the timeline.
 
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I don't believe this at all. Like maybe some women told him they don't like obese men, but I find it difficult to believe they want men that look like they crawled out of Auschwitz.
It's the kind of talk you hear from someone who has been eternally friend zoned.
Once again Crackhead Rekieta shows the world that he would be a forever-virgin if he hadn't had his family money/name behind him.
 
EDIT: @AprilA's post IP address was based in Europe w/ a residential IP address, as confirmed by @AltisticRight: "The IP of that account was in Europe so chances are it's not April unless she travelled to that location and posted this."
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Here's a reverse email scan done on the email. The Google account name is April I. - Google ID: 109559026677753496275

Registered w/ Change, Instacart, Wix, Adobe, Twitter, Google, & Instagram. Profile picture:
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Hmmm... Twitter & Instagram makes sense ... Wonder what was on Change.org & if that can be traced.
 
I would say a Deist is someone who seeks and hopes to find God but wants to find and understand God through learning and discovery. That's honestly how I'd describe it and my beliefs. One objective truth I've learned in my journey through this life and search for God is that Nicholas Robert Rekieta's 9 year old daughter tested positive for regular cocaine use, and that is a factual statement. But on a lighter note, I can't wait til AI is good enough to make a decent quality believable anime about Nick Rekieta called Initial DUI. And it's all about him driving his mustang around because apparently his daily life is like Crazy Taxi. And it has to have the classic scene where Nick tells the cop, "YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY BULLSHIT LYING! FUCK OFF!"
I had a go at drawing a scene from Initial DUI. Nickumi Fagiwara gets pulled over in his Rustang while Mama Kei's mom wagon laps him.
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I don't believe this at all. Like maybe some women told him they don't like obese men, but I find it difficult to believe they want men that look like they crawled out of Auschwitz.
Okay well there are plenty of women in this thread and I'm pretty sure we all find Nick gross too. Also he was fine listening to weird men online when one of them (Mandy) wanted to fuck him.
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Come and get it ladies, if the Rugiet works that is.
I think it's been said but he's giving an Earthworm Jim vibe here.
 
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