Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

This might get ugly

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Let the games begin.

 

[Viktor_Suvorov]

 

[${Sandy}]

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

If there's any better options out there, I'd love to hear it.

There is one...

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Meanwhile, Kanye sits in the corner, crying as daddy and other daddy are fighting instead of being racist together like him.

 

[AltisticRight]

Can't say I'm surprised.

Back then, Elon was larping as a "socialist". He was pandering to green-troons and giving lipservice to "keyboard environmentalists". I told my leftist friends (who I do agree on largely when it comes to sustainability) that he was a fraud. They didn't listen and now I get to make fun of the (swasti)cars they bought.

His Hyperloop nonsense that nobody but Redditors like Thundercuck talk about anymore was yet another farce that I was right about. I flat out said that it will never work, most of my friends just wrote me off as a grumpy conservative grandpa who can't embrace new technology.
What happened to "The Boring Company", "Self-driving Tesla taxi cars" and other gay shit.
What about turning Twitter into "X, the western Wechat superapp"? Where did that go?

After that episode, this shapeshifting nigger lizard was trying to pander to the average right wing MAGA crowd. Despite being literally one of the biggest blood leeches of public money, such as grifting so called "climate offsets" and receiving numerous government payouts, he tried to "make the government more efficient" by suggesting that the USA was sending enough condoms to Gaza that can wrap the planet twice, and it wasn't even that Gaza. Rightoids ate this slop up, then pretended it never happened.
What about the so called "dead people receiving social security" fake news, which was a conflation of "having a number" and "actually receiving a payout"? I guess that fizzled too once Reddit department... I mean DOGE was proven to be liars, or just too retarded to understand how a fucking basic spreadsheet work.
It took him simping for India for some people to wake up -- pathetic. While others were coping about "putting those pesky commie chinks in their place so we must embrace India instead" -- even more pathetic.
As I've said before, he simps for China not because he's a CPC shill. It's because Chinese workers are subservient, hardworking and passive. Elon likes to be the one in control. He likes China because there's no labour unions and he can get away with paying low wages, no overtime compensation, and nobody will complain. He also cosies up to the CPC so he can use them as a cudgel to beat higher level managers/executives that actually cares about their workers. "Mr. Ching Chong Wong I know you want your department to be paid overtime, but I know President Xi, what would happen if I inform you of your rant against the state the other day?"
He doesn't simp for India because he likes the country and the people, it's because they're easily manipulated and their labour is cheap. Just look at how popular he is in India. He's done a pretty good job.


This is fucking bullshit. Trump would have won with or without you, nigger.
Look at your company's car sales. All the hippy green liberals don't want your cars because you're a nigger. The right wingers want BIG BEAUTIFUL muscle cars to compensate for their small dicks so Teslas are automatically off the table. Folks in the country need cars that can, you know, drive a long distance without taking half an hour to refuel -- not a Tesla. How'd that work out? By the way, this guy voted BIDEN in 2020.

After backstabbing Trump, now he's going on a dick sucking tour in Europe simping for parties like AFD. A lot of leftoids are claiming he's showing his fascistic tendencies. I beg to differ, he's not a fascist, nor a socialist, nor anything. He's a shapeshifting corporate lizard. He will morph into anything to get recognised, fake friends, and to line his pockets.

Just ask yourself this, "is being able to say NIGGER on Twitter worth replacing whatever remains of the American industry with Indians?" How much money did this African immigrant save the state again? Instead of backstabbing Trump, maybe go be a father to your sons. Trust me, more of them will become Vivian and Lilith due to your deadbeat father niggerness. Elon's response to his estranged daughter calling him out was to send a sheep gif, you can't get more Reddit manchild than that.

Fuck this African balding Redditor.

 

[my penis is on fire]

Get in the private jet, Elon. It's a great jet. I've been told it's the best.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

At this rate, I would expect Elon to revoke Trump's Twitter posting privileges if they haven't been already.

They claim Elon is above 100 IQ, so I doubt he makes that mistake.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know what better way to describe it than that Elon is acting like a woman. When he doesn't get his way, he gets overly emotional, brings up shit from years ago to try to get under your skin, and starts making a bunch of "wow, you sure like hanging out with her a lot" type accusations.

Musk, if you didn't want your son to turn into a fucking woman, maybe you should stop fucking acting like one yourself. Game recognises game.

That or he's acting like a jilted John who gave $270 million to someone he thought he then owned, thinking "he really really loves me" and then found out he'd been taken for a rube and used as political armor to get blamed for whatever chaos Trump wanted to cause, then to get Yezhoved out of the picture.

He's seething. He thought he bought the government. Pure narc trauma. Trump just used him like a whore, except unlike a whore, Elon paid Trump for the privilege of getting ass raped then chucked out in the street.

 

[James done did it]

 

[Berrakh]

Almost worried Kiwis will side with Musk for lolbertarian reasons.

Because you do, often enough, get lolbert defenses of mass immigration and libtard concern trolling about Christianity from supposedly based kiwis.

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

What happened to "The Boring Company", "Self-driving Tesla taxi cars" and other gay shit.

These exist in Vegas and I think they’re trying to get it in California too. It’s an interesting concept. It replaces light rail or buses. Not sure how it actually stacks up though. I doubt it comes close to an actual subway in terms of capacity but if they could get the economics down it would be cool for smaller cities.

 

[AnOminous]

SNL is going to be working overtime to get a skit on this up for Saturday.

And being the absolute shit factory it is these days, will somehow absolutely get given comedy on a platter and somehow make it completely unfunny. We don't need things like Stewart's Daily Show back when it was funny any more, because neither Stewart nor Colbert are actually funny any more.

Just watching actual reality is the funny thing. I think comedians have been sent into a state of despair because there's no way to exaggerate what's actually happening.

Almost worried Kiwis will side with Musk for lolbertarian reasons.

I'm siding with them beating each other to a bloody pulp while I eat popcorn and laugh.

 

[Strawb3rry]

If there's any better options out there, I'd love to hear it.

Your vote is an endorsement. If you vote for someone evil you are endorsing evil.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Musk is still useful for making Twitter less liberal, but I always said he's not a real conservative.

Neither is Trump though. Very few are. Real conservatives want immigrant labor. **Well I guess Musk might be closer to that position.

 

[YoRHa No. 2 Type B]

Almost worried Kiwis will side with Musk for lolbertarian reasons.

Because you do, often enough, get lolbert defenses of mass immigration and libtard concern trolling about Christianity from supposedly based kiwis.

Total Lolbertarian death.

 

[cuervosdriverION]

Musk is still useful for making Twitter less liberal, but I always said he's not a real conservative.

He's the fucking electric cars and reusable rockets guy, why the fuck would anybody think he's conservative??

Neither is Trump though. Very few are. Real conservatives want immigrant labor. **Well I guess Musk might be closer to that position.

Immigrant labor for the low-class jobs, not the higher ones. An individual in a low-class job can only do local damage, someone in a higher-class job can do damage that effects way more people. H1Bs are a blight upon this country and are ruining our companies and society.

 

[AltisticRight]

These exist in Vegas and I think they’re trying to get it in California too. It’s an interesting concept. It replaces light rail or buses. Not sure how it actually stacks up though. I doubt it comes close to an actual subway in terms of capacity but if they could get the economics down it would be cool for smaller cities.

(Averages, the first two can be overstuffed if people stand.)
Light rail capacity: around 250
Bus capacity: around 80
Car: 5
All legitimate forms of transport. The first two are better at moving people around assuming they're run properly while the last one is more comfortable, generally.
Elon Musk's suggestion: make tunnels for cars.
ie the worst aspects of all three options, combined.

He's like the Chinese idiom where some genius needs to fetch oil with a bowl, he realises underneath every bowl is another small recess, so he flips the bowl over and uses that as a bowl for "more capacity".
Real smurt logistics from a Redditor.

He's the fucking electric cars and reusable rockets guy, why the fuck would anybody think he's conservative??

Tell his simps.
Most of us (I HOPE) sees right through his larp.

 

[mech mynah bird]

Between trump and elon elon is definitely the bigger retard and the most mentally ill bpd girl archetype. fucking retard throwing around epstein accusations like a fake rape charge. If trump was actually involved with epstein stuff it would have come out a billion years ago. the democrats literally invented a bunch of stupid shit to try to impeach trump, you think they wouldnt have their grubby little hands over a real epstein trump connection?

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Elon just hates the big beautiful bill for now, it's not much.

Waiting for him to go full Ross Perot and found his own political party, then get eternally buttmad on the X when he finds out he's not a natural born citizen so he can't run for President.

Elon Musk can RUN a campaign if he wishes but getting into office is a different matter. George Romney (born in Mexico to non-US citizen parents) and John McCain (born Panama Canal) both ran campaigns for presidency. Now actually winning and getting into office would be another matter.

 

[beautiful person]

Lol, awesome.

Really, it wouldn't make sense for Trump not to eliminate the EV mandate. I don't even know if that is actually what this is about, but it endears me to Trump anyway. EVs are bullshit. Plus Trump didn't need to use sci-fi hocus pocus to create his children.