Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Oilspill Battery]

Elon ended his relationship with the right wing when he simped for importing infinity poos into the US and didn't back down, from that moment on his days were counted.

Nobody would even begin to think that he was on their side after that and he turned from ally to a tool with the biggest self report in history.

Maybe he shouldn't have outed himself as a rootless cosmopolitan while trying to court a "Country First" movement.

 

[Fcret]

Dude very likely has moved most of his wealth overseas and he could easily go to another nation and get protection like Snowden and the fact hes also addicted to 10 different drugs leads me to believe this is the next move.

Most of his wealth is concentrated in actual physical companies that are physically located in the United States. He can move liquid cash around but jumping ship would mean he'd have to dump his ownership in his companies.

Elon ended his relationship with the right wing when he simped for importing infinity poos into the US and didn't back down, from that moment on his days were counted.

Nobody would even begin to think that he was on their side after that and he turned from ally to a tool with the biggest self report in history.

Maybe he shouldn't have outed himself as a rootless cosmopolitan while trying to court a "Country First" movement.

Him and a lot of the other tech dudes thought they'd be able to subvert the MAGA base into supporting their techno-feudalist dystopia if they just framed it as owning the libs/chinks/subtards. They've not only decisively failed but now everyone knows what they're up to and you have shit popping off like the Palantir CEO sperging out on TV when asked about mass surveillance.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

"retard spergs and loses billions" sounds hilarious on paper until you realize this could also apply to Bossman.

 

[Caligura]

I bet $50 they'll somehow make up and get back together next week. Nothing ever happens!

 

[NuII's Clitty💦]

Gayfabe.

 

[AnOminous]

His brand is literally too toxic. At best he might be quietly allowed back in as a shadow donor, but he's never going to get top-billing again unless he joins a meme third party.

Please, please let him do that. I love loony toons third parties. I might even vote for one instead of these absolutely worthless jerkoffs in the duopoly that needs to be destroyed.

I'd even vote for Gary Johnson over these cunts.

 

[Glowie]

This might get ugly

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Two narcissistic twits in positions of power will never get along, it's always fit for tat.
Elon is still kissing chink and acting like an autistic retard that he is.
Elon is cut off completely from government subsidies.
In;b4 Elon becomes democrat again.

 

[Rancid Xylitol]

This might get ugly

Is this the part of the Project 2025 Republican Utopia where they turn on each other and start cannibalizing? I figure it's about now they get sick of winning and start pointing fingers at each other.

Has Trump ever had a long-standing associate? He seems to churn and burn through people in a short period of time. I don't see him and Mike Pence palling around much anymore.

Kind of amusingly, he already seems to have a somewhat low opinion of JD Vance. I wonder how much longer he'll get to stay in the inner circle.

 

[Glowie]

Huh oh. (archive)
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He knows if he drops those files he's dead, Trump isn't going to protect him, Killary won't miss and everyone else who is involved

 

[crab fucker]

As others mentioned people already knew Trump was involved with Epstein, but I think a lot of people overestimate this fact considering he was only listed there once. I never believed he was truly a pedo or trafficker in this one instance because of this weird incident that followed it, which some people might be familiar with I just can't find it anymore. He made this post after the fact essentially saying 'Just met with Epstein, really great guy. Really likes the ladies too. Some says he likes them YOUNG, like really YOUNG.' I honestly believe he was whistleblowing back then, but maybe people would find that idea too optimistic.

Ultimately I have doubts that Elon even laid eyes on the Epstein files at all. I knew it was going to bite Trump eventually to be involved with him because he's so petty and attention seeking in everything he does, and I 100% thought that when they did eventually fight that Musk would do something petty on the way out. Ultimately this feels kind of weak to me, like I legit thought Musk might release docs or do some worse shit once he pissed Trump off. The actual best possible outcome would be Trump calling his bluff and actually releasing the unredacted Epstein files, but I'm not gonna hold my breath.

 

[neger psykolog]

You think the man who is the worlds largest defense contractor and has more money and power than anyone knows what to do with gives a shit about his e-car stock price?

Sometimes numbers that seem insurmountable to people like you & I have a different meaning to the gods: ego.

 

[The Hardest R]

I dunno what the thunderdomer tourists in this thread are smoking, but Elon is not going to be welcomed back to the Democratic party. There's ways to gracefully change party affiliation as a public figure and he did none of it, instead opting to burn as many bridges as possible.

His brand is literally too toxic. At best he might be quietly allowed back in as a shadow donor, but he's never going to get top-billing again unless he joins a meme third party.

It’s just projection. Republicans will embrace whatever slime slithers their way as long as they can use it to own da libs. So they just assume da libs will do the same.

There’s no value in either side embracing Elol at this point. He scrounges for gibs harder than anyone we see and despite supposedly being a libertarian makes all his money off of the government (that’s okay, most technolibertarians are the same). He’s no different than the government employees he tried mass scale firing just a couple months ago.

MAGA groupies want desperately to pretend the “friendship” between Trump and Elol in the last nine months never happened so they can say he is just a DEMONKKKRAP. That’s all it is.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I always find out about really funny shit like whats going on like a day after or so. Still holy shit I can't believe Elon♠Donald is fucking REAL.

Bidens administration was boring and lacking on the lulz. Trump is normally surrounded by a lolcow cluster fuck of his own design.

Did you somehow miss shit like biden getting greenscreened badly into a publicity thing or the lex luthor looking guy he assigned to nuclear shit that then got in trouble for stealing random women's luggage with 2 dog gimp guys? Did you forget his crack addict son that kept "getting away with it"? Shit was fucking funny. Not in the same way, as this stuff, but still fucking incredible.

'Just met with Epstein, really great guy. Really likes the ladies too. Some says he likes them YOUNG, like really YOUNG.' I honestly believe he was whistleblowing back then, but maybe people would find that idea too optimistic.

That's literally the "polite" way people call someone a pedophile without directly saying it.

 

[Cthulus Nutsack]

More likely, he thought with his money he actually did own the government and is just having a temper tantrum because he didn’t get what he wants. Maybe with this faggot gone there will be less simping for stinky imported Indian labor.

Yep. One is an insanely rich autistic man child and the other is an insanely rich old man who also happens to be the most powerful person in the world right now so this was bound to happen. Despite what reddit thinks Musk was not running the government. Trump is not the type of person anyone can order around which can be a good thing or a bad thing. It will likely blow over in a week

 

[The Lawgiver]

Yep. One is an insanely rich autistic man child and the other is an insanely rich old man who also happens to be the most powerful person in the world right now so this was bound to happen. Despite what reddit thinks Musk was not running the government. Trump is not the type of person anyone can order around which can be a good thing or a bad thing. It will likely blow over in a week

They better get the snogging on at least once or it's gay.

 

[scum scrapped of the wall]

THE BUDGET I JUST TABLED LISTS ME, MY MEN, DR FAUCI HERE, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU.

edit: wow thanks for the golden key. do you feel in charge?

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Elon fags versus Trump fags.

Appropriate for Pride month.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Elon fags versus Trump fags.

Appropriate for Pride month.

It's only gay if the dicks touch. That's always been the rule, hasn't it?
...I mean aside from the other rule I mentioned.

 

[HootersMcBoobies]

I'll bite.
Musk doesn't have money. He has barely a few million, no valuables and a bunch of overpriced stock.
He evidently does care, since he's a petulant child.
So what you're trying to say is this spat is a coy so Elon could brainchip people and Trump would have a cybercult and Thiel would become a god or some shit?

No. They don't actually matter individually. Everything is meant to divide. There are no real choices. You have a bunch of pro-MAGA and pro-Elon people now taking sides in this boxing match. You split conservatives with some bullshit fake fight.

Look at the CIA playbook, MK Ultra, etc. You divide a group amongst themselves and you fragment people who might have been unified into people who cannot understand or comprehend the other. Everything about the media, the steeplechase we watch, the puppet show: it's to divide people on growing ideological lines. This fight has nothing to do with the two of them or any made up bullshit they're Xittering about. It's the same type of division that's been going on for the past decade now.

Meanwhile, trillions of dollars are getting passed in an absolutely insane and unsubstantial budget. Divided people are easier to distract and easier to control. Every single bullshit story like this adds to that acceleration. You only need to type in the story to DDG/Google/Bing and see it's the top story covered by 8~10 blessed media outlets to know it's a fucking propaganda narrative.

Wait a few days and you'll see they'll both benefit from this little ritual. Nothing ever really happens.

 

[TheBigRevelator]

Elon easily wins lolcow of the year. Craziest spergout/meltdown I've seen in a while. He tipped his hand when he retweeted that Ian Miles Chink tweet about replacing Trump with Vance. That's what all these technocrats like him & Thiel actually want.