Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[GreenHoodieGuy]

Is Chibi going to Ronnie Mcnutt after this?

Hey guys... I guess that's it.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Hey guys... I guess that's it.

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Ok, who wants to volunteer to sing Linkin Park - In the end at his funeral?

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

GLORIOUS NIPPON BROS.

WE ARE SO BACK.

CHIBI IS GONNA WORK AT A KONBINI LFGGGGGGGGG

 

[imstonedsoz]

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He doesn't sound very enthused lol

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Japan arc is back on, Chibibros!

やったああ～!!!!!

 

[winterfag]

He got a job stocking those used panty vending machines

 

[Marche]

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

He got a job stocking those used panty vending machines

what an unnecessary risk for the company to take with such merchandise

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

LET'S FUCKING GO!! GLORIOUS NIPPON ARC HERE WE COME!!!

 

[Donald_J_Trump]

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GLORIOUS NIPPON BROS.

WE ARE SO BACK.

CHIBI IS GONNA WORK AT A KONBINI LFGGGGGGGGG

 

[Jex]

He left his cushy AT&T job to work in Japanese 7-eleven and he’s elated. Honestly I’m happy for him, but more so I’m happy for myself because this is going to be fun to observe.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

He doesn't sound very enthused lol

From what I've heard from people who actually have spent a few years teaching in Japan, its pretty good as far as working as a foreigner goes. Japanese kids take school pretty seriously and so as long as you're an effective teacher it goes smoothly (as it can being a foreigner) with the rest of the faculty.

I imagine working in Japan as something else, depending on what it is, is less of a great experience, but like anything I'm sure its what you make of it.

For someone antisocial like Chibi I doubt it'll be enjoyable no matter what he was doing professionally.

 

[Tingle]

He left his cushy AT&T job to work in Japanese 7-eleven and he’s elated. Honestly I’m happy for him, but more so I’m happy for myself because this is going to be fun to observe.

The mental image of him sweeping floors fits way more than one of him heading a class of students awkwardly turning down his broken-Japanese advances, but the latter would have been far more entertaining.

 

[TV's Adam West]

From what I've heard from people who actually have spent a few years teaching in Japan, its pretty good as far as working as a foreigner goes. Japanese kids take school pretty seriously and so as long as you're an effective teacher it goes smoothly (as it can being a foreigner) with the rest of the faculty.

I imagine working in Japan as something else, depending on what it is, is less of a great experience, but like anything I'm sure its what you make of it.

For someone antisocial like Chibi I doubt it'll be enjoyable no matter what he was doing professionally.

The issue is with Japan your work ethic is fucking everything. Chibi has routinely and consistently half assed, cheated, or slacked off entirely. He's gonna make enemies. I have a friend who worked overseas with the Navy and they don't really fuck around. On Mainland Japan, if you aren't efficient, you're a problem and you'll become a fucking pariah. That's to say nothing of the people he met on Okinawa. Seeing a seamen in local pubs was an event to them because of the concept of shore leave. Japanese people work until they fucking drop. My buddy said Japanese people have the work schedule most comparable to medieval peasants.

 

[vanta pilled]

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GLORIOUS NIPPON BROS.

WE ARE SO BACK.

CHIBI IS GONNA WORK AT A KONBINI LFGGGGGGGGG

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. I, for one will be waiting for the: "They ended up not being able to hire me for xxxx reason."

 

[I_am_that_I_am]

Teaching English in Japan is a fairly laid-back, chill, no skill needed job, with the pretext of you being a normal functioning adult and not a mouth breathing, retarded, ex-speedrunner.

As fun of a meme it is, working at a konbini as a foreigner requires actual Japanese skill. If I had to guess, the fact he's not lamenting his fate of being in the rural Japanese countryside, (unironically a great place to be if your goal is to actually enjoy the culture/nature of Japan and learn true Japanese,) Chibi is speaking to a dispatch company or an Eikaiwa about positions in Tokyo or Osaka, maybe even Nagoya or Fukuoka.

He's gonna get the extremely rude awakening of dealing with urban, uncaring, Japanese Landlords. Though I doubt he'll be smart enough to notice it, he will deal with his co-workers commenting on his pathic hygiene and grooming. He'll be making pennies compared to that At&t job, most of which will go towards rent, the rest he'll blow on gatcha and shitty anime slop. He'll be one of the most standout foreigners at a time when Japan is becoming hyper aware of retarded foreigners visiting their country.

He'll get burned out within a year, and become one of the dime-a-dozen jaded English teachers inhabiting the margins of Tokyo and Osaka.

All this being said, it's Chibi, so at the very least it's gonna be extra cringe and many laughs will be had at the inevitable catastrophe of this arc.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Cheebs has said he had an interview and they hired him on the spot!

In tokyo no less! not even in the sticks.
mr "you want joker's cock inside your underaged pussy?" is now going to be an english teacher in glorious nippon. Hide your kids

Don';t worry cheebs, i hear that renting as a foreigner in glorious nippon is super easy and simple. Better hope your contract isn't zero hours where you can be shitcanned for any reason with no way to fight it.

 

[imstonedsoz]

This reeeeeeeeeeks.
I can't wait for this dumpster fire of a saga

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Cheebs has said he had an interview and they hired him on the spot!
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In tokyo no less! not even in the sticks.
mr "you want joker's cock inside your underaged pussy?" is now going to be an english teacher in glorious nippon. Hide your kids

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Don';t worry cheebs, i hear that renting as a foreigner in glorious nippon is super easy and simple. Better hope your contract isn't zero hours where you can be shitcanned for any reason with no way to fight it.

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This arc is gonna be great. Can't wait.

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Chibi is planning on selling insurance to fuckers in the US while living in japan. that is a 13 HOUR time difference btw. How the actual fuck does he expect this to work


Coming to japan homeless is gonna look great on your workers visa