Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[The Lawgiver]

Turquoise has entered the chat.

Let them fight to the death over who gets to be the green-blue or blue-green color.

 

[Pig Cups]

It’s also difficult since I’m stealth (100%),

It’s making me very dysphoric and also since I’m stealth,

You’re not “100% stealth” if you’re revealing it on Reddit.

Goddamned pooner retard.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

A silly little L from a silly little Pooner.

Reddit / Archive
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btw i made my username before my egg cracked.

so my school was doing this challenge for the school year where we were trying to read 25 books. I was able to complete the challenge and everyone who completed got their pictures taken. i went to the place where the group photos were gonna be taken and the majority of the people who were there were women and girls. i haven’t read for fun since and if i do read for fun i genuinely refuse to read anything written at a female perspective, which kinda limits my options sometimes because there’s a lot of female authors.

Er... I'm really hoping that this girl eventually grows out of this because that's a really concerning mindset. Not just because of the misogyny, but because it's a really fast gateway into anti-intellectualism. I don't even think I've known any man who refused to read books because they were written by women.

I'm so glad this trend is finally ending. It's just been kryptonite for girls with NLOG phases who would otherwise grow out of it.

Even her profile pic is fuck ugly

It's a picrew as well. Come to think of it, after Picrew started trending, so many gender people started using it and I saw less and less original avatars being used. The AI before AI.

 

[Lady Bizness]

You can't be a father. You can only be a mother and regardless of how present you are there physically there will always be something missing, something wrong if you're busy trying to play dad when you baby just needs mom. JFC, it makes me MATI when these girls are so preoccupied with this nonsense. And for fuck's sake they're usually all in on the neolib brainrot of disrespecting proper male role models, what the fuck would they know about it?

A mother and father aren't just two identical halves of a pair. They play different roles, will approach relationship with same/opposite sex children differently, have different attachment styles usually (they're meant to mediate each other), and if you're spiritually minded then that plays into things as well.

That's not even getting into how little these women care about their own health and as the one that has to gestate and birth the baby or go through egg retrieval...the horrors.

Their perception of fatherhood is just so stupid. I've run into a few pooner parents at kids things I've been at with my kids. They mostly stand around pretending to look like their phantom balls hurt or that they're holding back a chili dog fart. I guess they're mistaking that for male stoicism. But if they looked around literally none of the actual men are acting like that. They're being goofy happy dads for the sake of their children.

 

[neu]

“100% stealth”

I've always wondered how many of the trannies who claim to be "100% stealth" actually are. I've seen some claim this and then later go on to complain that the cashier at the store didn't use the correct pronouns or something.

 

[Gondolindrim]

I've always wondered how many of the trannies who claim to be "100% stealth" actually are. I've seen some claim this and then later go on to complain that the cashier at the store didn't use the correct pronouns or something.

No one is 100% stealth. There will always be some kind of tell, for instance

The fantasy

The reality

 

[#58fb58]

Straight up, if a cure drops, I'll be first in line for that shit.

the cure for autism is going outside and getting some life experience

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I'm afraid this is Good Art. They mean it as first brick thrown at Stonewall, the false narrative of what happened on Christopher St in 1969. What they've delivered is a painted brick(hon) that very vaguely resembles a thing which it is not.

There is a lot going on with that. Not only is it symbolic of the tranny Stonewall myth, but also for trannies themselves from how there is a presentation to be something it’s not. It looks like a box purse yet is completely useless as one because it’s literally just a painted brick. I can see the strap falling apart sooner than later too since like an SRS operation it’s trying to keep something intact that it physically can’t.

That being said, I also agree with whoever said that OP wielding that thing makes it a potential weapon because of the brick throwing analogy. Again, symbolic of trannies themselves. Don’t want peace or solidarity, just control and chaos.

It really is a good art piece in that regard. Just likely not for why the creator thought when making it.

A silly little L from a silly little Pooner.

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btw i made my username before my egg cracked.

so my school was doing this challenge for the school year where we were trying to read 25 books. I was able to complete the challenge and everyone who completed got their pictures taken. i went to the place where the group photos were gonna be taken and the majority of the people who were there were women and girls. i haven’t read for fun since and if i do read for fun i genuinely refuse to read anything written at a female perspective, which kinda limits my options sometimes because there’s a lot of female authors.

“I can’t read because there are too many female authors”

What the representation discourse fuck is this? This has to be an ass pulling cope. Growing up, the discourse was that too many books and movies had one or two token females at most. Not to mention no one is forcing her to only read books by or about women. (Or just novels, for that matter-many of those general reading challenges permit comic books or picture books under the logic that any reading is better than not reading at all.)

Between this and her “outdated” Sapphic username, I’m just seeing a self loathing lesbian that pooned out to escape her identity and now feels the need to double down on misogyny in the process.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

What the representation discourse fuck is this? This has to be an ass pulling cope. Growing up, the discourse was that too many books and movies had one or two token females at most. Not to mention no one is forcing her to only read books by or about women. (Or just novels, for that matter-many of those general reading challenges permit comic books or picture books under the logic that any reading is better than not reading at all.)

After the post where she talks about her blue green lagoon pony beads, my money is on the issue being that she is only interested in reading YA slop with a strong romance slant. I don't expect kids to be flying through Ulysses for recreation or anything, but if you want to argue you have the capacity to troon out and demand the entire medical system cater to your every retarded unrealistic impulse, you should probably be capable of finishing a couple of Stephen King novels at the absolute minimum.

 

[crab hole]

It really is a good art piece in that regard.

That's what I was saying, in that brick is slang for a nonpassing AGP hon.

Call to action for any GC lesbian with more fortitude than me: Replicate this, sign R. Mutt, and revel in your infamy.

 

[Procopius]

Smaller jaw -> smaller teeth
All else esp number of teeth being equal
I don’t think it’s enough to make or break someone’s first impression of your gender but it’s fertile ground to get troons doing dumb shit to themselves thinking that if they achieve this very slight progress to feminity by filing their teeth it somehow counterbalances all the man tells like the hair line, hands and feet, shoulders and hips, brow etc

So who knew that looking like Tony Reid is actually gender affirming.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Someone should consider the money-making opportunity here, and open a practice that exclusively offers gender-affirming orthodontics and dentistry. Billed as the only one of its kind in the world, and with some primo marketing, you’d get customers from all over.

Shielded by ironclad liability releases (these procedures will be considered ‘experimental’) that the impatient troons always hurriedly sign without reading, strap them down, and go Dr. Szell on their asses as payback for their crimes against humanity. Imagine a brickhon shrieking in agony as you drill into healthy nerve tissue, his screams alternating between primal baritone and fake alto, because he’s insistent on keeping up his woman LARP even then? All the while, they’re constantly asked “is it safe?” After some time, word gets out about your butchery (à la Kathy Rumer), and the grift dries up. Then, whenever troons see you in public, they screech “Die BlauRosaWeiß Engel!!”
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Okay, I’ll take my puzzle pieces now. I just re-watched that movie a couple of nights ago haha.

Great scene, let's watch it together:

Is it safe, troon?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

After the post where she talks about her blue green lagoon pony beads, my money is on the issue being that she is only interested in reading YA slop with a strong romance slant. I don't expect kids to be flying through Ulysses for recreation or anything, but if you want to argue you have the capacity to troon out and demand the entire medical system cater to your every retarded unrealistic impulse, you should probably be capable of finishing a couple of Stephen King novels at the absolute minimum.

It’s not even a book club. Just a group of people that decided to read x number of books and most of the ones that signed up happened to be other girls, likely into the same YA stuff? A lot of the situation also screams “not like the other girls” cope. Especially paired with the perler beads post. Many pooners fall into the same subculture trap where in the process of trying to stand out, they all end up betraying that they’re not that different from the other girls after all.

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This also reminds me that if there isn’t a tranny arts and crafts thread, maybe there should be. Not just Picrews and crochet packers, but also something like the brick purse. Crafting subreddits are a goldmine for this sort of thing.

That's what I was saying, in that brick is slang for a nonpassing AGP hon.

Call to action for any GC lesbian with more fortitude than me: Replicate this, sign R. Mutt, and revel in your infamy.

I forgot that was a thing. Even better.

 

[Sandshrew]

This also reminds me that if there isn’t a tranny arts and crafts thread, maybe there should be.

I created it.

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

So reading makes her dysphoric but this doesn’t? Lmaooo
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To be fair, perler beads aren't for making bracelets, you arrange them on a special plate thing then iron them and make these:


Still a faggot for saying she's triggered by reading books, this is obviously a bpd lie to gain sympathy over something dumb.

ETA: yeah I just checked, she makes tiny trinkets:

 

[Your_deadname_here]

Well, if OP had replied to themselves one more time, I would have bought it.

 

[Athena Save Us!]

Kid has based therapist who won't use his delusional pronouns and his mom says it's crazy to expect people to always just know and play along. Kid freaks right out and would rather be homeless. Also has OCD because troons don't have good mental health.

Also, I included the top comments because, for some reason, trannies assume that if you misgender normal people, they'll have the same reaction as trannies who get misgendered. I think in their fantasies, it goes something like this:

Random man: Hey, man!
Troon: Please, miss, it's ma'am.
Random man: *Gets misty-eyed as he realizes how much being misgendered hurts. Cue empathy swelling.*

The reality is that most people will ignore you. If you're a repeat offender, you might, might, get an exasperated, Peppermint Patty-style, "Would you please stop calling me sir."

I think this guy was checking you out because he wanted to hear you speak, thereby ensuring that he wasn't mistaken and really did find a wild troon. Either that, or the poor bloke caught this hon from the wrong angle and thought he'd seen a real woman. Or he's gay. Either way, gotta love how the troon wants to react like how they think a 'real woman' would act and immediately go into victim mode.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

You can't be a father. You can only be a mother and regardless of how present you are there physically there will always be something missing, something wrong if you're busy trying to play dad when you baby just needs mom. JFC, it makes me MATI when these girls are so preoccupied with this nonsense. And for fuck's sake they're usually all in on the neolib brainrot of disrespecting proper male role models, what the fuck would they know about it?

A mother and father aren't just two identical halves of a pair. They play different roles, will approach relationship with same/opposite sex children differently, have different attachment styles usually (they're meant to mediate each other), and if you're spiritually minded then that plays into things as well.

That's not even getting into how little these women care about their own health and as the one that has to gestate and birth the baby or go through egg retrieval...the horrors.

She always wanted to be a father. So I imagine she comes home from a hard day's work. Her wife brings her a martini while her child brings pipe and slippers. After a family dinner of meat and 2 veg, plus jello 123 for dessert, dad retires to the den to watch the news. Mom bathes the child, cleans up the dishes and sends Jr. In for a goodnight kiss on the forehead. They sit in companionable silence while mom darns socks. By 10 pm they are asleep in twin beds. Just a normal family. BECAUSE THATS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A DAD, RIGHT, AMERICA???

 

[The Taco Santo!]

They're lucky it isn't stones. Yet.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

A long one but basically this pooner's girlfriend (former pooner) wants to do IVF in the future. This gets her upset because the baby won't have her DNA.

That (23 yr old!) Still a Pooner better watch out. Her (22 yr old!) Detrans Pooner GF wanting her own biological baby is a second crack in the facade. If a few more normie realizations like that claw their way into her consciousness, their whole together forever is going to implode.

she thought that there’s a way for the baby to have both of our biological DNA instead of my DNA that she carries.

Really? At 22? On second thought, I guess that's to be expected. And there are mad scientists workin' hard on that somewhere. But wantin' ain't gettin' (and wants change over time) and her GF is begining to figure that out. Rut roh.