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[Kokenami]

I guess it sounds stupid enough to be true.

Another edition of "things that didn't happen":

 

[Kayfabe]

I’m somewhat sympathetic to young people thinking there’s something wrong with them and latching on to a label. That diaper pedo started watching piss porn on his 3DS at 10. That’s an extreme example but constant notifications, unnatural social interactions, never actually experiencing true peace or boredom (if your parents don’t limit your screen time)…it probably does fuck up their brains a little bit. Doesn’t make them autistic obviously but I can understand why they gravitate towards that explanation.

I feel bad for real autistic people and their loved ones though, it’s been watered down to mean almost nothing and high functioning activists try to make the language around autism as confusing as fucking possible.

I was talking about the female enbys, but you are absolutely right, with or without autism, a child that grows up with unrestricted internet and porn access will inevitably become a maladjusted sexual deviant no matter if they are born with or without some kind of mental abnormality.

 

[Stan]

Slight PL:
I have a history of dental issues and I've had many teeth capped.
They file away the whole top of the tooth and add a molded cap which they check and recheck until they are sure you have a normal bite with it. That is before cementing a permanent version of it in place. I can't address the sex difference question from personal experience, but it sounds entirely possible.

Smaller jaw -> smaller teeth
All else esp number of teeth being equal
I don’t think it’s enough to make or break someone’s first impression of your gender but it’s fertile ground to get troons doing dumb shit to themselves thinking that if they achieve this very slight progress to feminity by filing their teeth it somehow counterbalances all the man tells like the hair line, hands and feet, shoulders and hips, brow etc

 

[Bill's Due]

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Top comment. Actual good advice from Reddit.

There's a form of experimental (bathtub?) HRT where you apparently take the HRT as a once every 6 months injection on your asscheeks. My former friend of mine of 15+ years trooned out several years ago and was bragging about it online.

I wanted to reach across the screen and slap him. Fuck troon medicine, seriously. People out here dying of near incurable diseases that we're desperately trying to research for and these fuckers gooning over are being able to shoot up their asses with poison like a heroin addict.

 

[Pig Cups]

How the hell would the dentist even do this? File down his teeth until they're more herbivore womanlike? Fake and gay.

Don't need a dentist, I'll use a chisel and file and do it for free.

Someone should consider the money-making opportunity here, and open a practice that exclusively offers gender-affirming orthodontics and dentistry. Billed as the only one of its kind in the world, and with some primo marketing, you’d get customers from all over.

Shielded by ironclad liability releases (these procedures will be considered ‘experimental’) that the impatient troons always hurriedly sign without reading, strap them down, and go Dr. Szell on their asses as payback for their crimes against humanity. Imagine a brickhon shrieking in agony as you drill into healthy nerve tissue, his screams alternating between primal baritone and fake alto, because he’s insistent on keeping up his woman LARP even then? All the while, they’re constantly asked “is it safe?” After some time, word gets out about your butchery (à la Kathy Rumer), and the grift dries up. Then, whenever troons see you in public, they screech “Die BlauRosaWeiß Engel!!”


Okay, I’ll take my puzzle pieces now. I just re-watched that movie a couple of nights ago haha.

 

[Kokenami]

and go Dr. Szell on their asses as payback for their crimes against humanity.

I think you just described the average vaginoplasty.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

Someone should consider the money-making opportunity here, and open a practice that exclusively offers gender-affirming orthodontics and dentistry. Billed as the only one of its kind in the world, and with some primo marketing, you’d get customers from all over.

Shielded by ironclad liability releases (these procedures will be considered ‘experimental’) that the impatient troons always hurriedly sign without reading, strap them down, and go Dr. Szell on their asses as payback for their crimes against humanity. Imagine a brickhon shrieking in agony as you drill into healthy nerve tissue, his screams alternating between primal baritone and fake alto, because he’s insistent on keeping up his woman LARP even then? All the while, they’re constantly asked “is it safe?” After some time, word gets out about your butchery (à la Kathy Rumer), and the grift dries up. Then, whenever troons see you in public, they screech “Die BlauRosaWeiß Engel!!”
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Okay, I’ll take my puzzle pieces now. I just re-watched that movie a couple of nights ago haha.

Spoiler: Sorta off topic

My surgeon filed my teeth down to make them more even during my jaw surgery. I didn’t remember him mentioning that before the surgery? Not complaining, it looks good, but I wouldn’t be surprised if some dentists get too file-happy. I guess this is how troons feel when they wake up and find out their surgeon did some extra shit they didn’t want.
“I put your nipples back upside down because I thought it might be neat!”

Slightly off topic but I think the next major medical scandals will be a) LASIK and b) dental implants. Feels like some dentists are pushing people very hard to get those when they should be saving as many real teeth as possible. Tl;dr your business idea is great.

 

[Syikeblade]

A long one but basically this pooner's girlfriend (former pooner) wants to do IVF in the future. This gets her upset because the baby won't have her DNA.

Spoiler: My girlfriend wants to get pregnant??

(TLDR at bottom) I’m 23 and stealth ftm, she’s 22. We don’t plan on having kids for another many years (when we both are settled in our careers)- it’s just become a new recent topic.
My partner “G” and I have been together for almost 4 years. While together, G was identifying as a trans man the entire time. Last August, G realized she actually wants to be a woman. I’m bi, so there was no problems on that end. While together we shrugged and assumed we’d never have kids. Kids or no kids is up to my partner- I’m okay with either option.
Since detransitioning, she got a fertility test to see if in the future she can have kids and she can! Since that, the topic of kids has come up and she’s realized she does in fact want kids. Like I said earlier- not a problem. I brought up the idea of reciprocal IVF. She was down. However as of two weeks ago, she realized she misunderstood me, she thought that there’s a way for the baby to have both of our biological DNA instead of my DNA that she carries. She’s now much more against it and would rather do regular IVF and have the child have her DNA.
I’m not a DNA freak where I NEED my kid to have my features-i just want to do it is so that I feel like I am taking a part in the pregnancy. G gets to carry it and I get to know that the child is mine. She says she’d feel like an incubator. I told her that maybe we could have one kid be “”mine”” and then the next kid will be a regular IVF.
It just makes me VERY dysphoric because she seems keen on having a kid that’s biologically her own and knowing that at the end of the day, it’s her body, but I would feel much better in knowing that I “helped” participate in the pregnancy. It’s also difficult since I’m stealth (100%), I feel I have no one to confide into about this problem.
I understand it’s years away and things change, but has anyone else gone through this? How did it play out?
TLDR: G was ftm while we were dating. Didn’t want kids. Has since detransitioned and now wants kids (in the next many years). I offered reciprocal IVF and originally she was down until she realized that it would be with my egg (that id go off T for to get) that she’d give birth to. She says she wants the child to be biologically her own and instead wants to go through regular IVF where the only connection I have with the child is my last name. I just want reciprocal IVF so I can feel like I also assisted in the pregnancy. It’s making me very dysphoric and also since I’m stealth, I don’t have anyone else to talk about this with. Is anyone else going through something similar?

Some of the comments are suggesting talking her about how it hurts her feelings and asking a relative to be a donor.

Spoiler: Comments

KEMWallace [score hidden] 5 hours ago
So having just done reciprocal IVF and currently staring at an adorable 3 week old, you’re both right that your partner’s genetics won’t be present; however, the clincher for us was the epigenetic component in which the pregnant person’s body helps to determine the fetus’s gene expression. Our donor is a close friend that has features somewhere in between ours, so three people all got to be part of this wild science experiment. So far, this kid has blue eyes and so does my wife. He’s a ginger like her and our donor.
That said IVF is a long, expensive, and frequently heartbreaking process. I wouldn’t do anything differently and it was definitely not easy.


originalblue98 [score hidden] 7 hours ago
not saying shes wrong, but all things with kids need to be a joint decision between the two of you. if you feel as though her approach would make you feel excluded and/or commandeered, then it’s not the right approach, or will take considerable relationship counseling between you two, which is okay, it’s what a therapist is there for. If I were you, I’d feel super bummed/uncomfortable. I can’t biologically have kids, I had to remove both my ovaries and was unable to egg freeze due to some medical problems I was navigating, so my fiancée will have to use another man’s sperm and her egg. I wish she could use my DNA. It makes the most sense to both of us and allows us both to feel connected to the baby on a physical level which isn’t the most important, but is something I’d ideally like. I have always wanted to be a father and it’s hard for me to deal with the fact that I won’t get to participate in the same was as a lot of other men get to, and if I had that option and felt like my partner was taking it away from me, I would be very upset.
It wouldn’t be unusual for you to have two kids and for one kid to be your egg, and the other to be hers. Tbh though? Her feelings of being an incubator vs seeing it as an opportunity to help grow a family where everyone gets to play a part is lowkey concerning to me

They're not even interested in playing pretend father's, they just want to experiment with babies for their own fetish. Absolutely disgusting

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[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

Slightly off topic but I think the next major medical scandals will be a) LASIK and b) dental implants. Feels like some dentists are pushing people very hard to get those when they should be saving as many real teeth as possible. Tl;dr your business idea is great.

I've only had two Cavities in my lifetime and those two came from my first appointment at a Dentist after my previous Dentist moved to teaching. They were between my teeth. Now I'm at a different dentist and I like them.

 

[Sandshrew]

I feel bad for real autistic people and their loved ones though, it’s been watered down to mean almost nothing and high functioning activists try to make the language around autism as confusing as fucking possible.

They shouldn't have gotten rid of the Asperger's Syndrome diagnosis. The reasons for removing it are nonsensical: Hans Asperger being a Nazi who the disorder is named after, as well as them feeling that it's "ableist" to categorize autistic people. There's a huge difference between spergs and low-functioning autistics that need a text-to-speech device to communicate.

The whole "accept neurodivergence as a difference in ability and not a disability" movement is also retarded. They think organizations like Autism Speaks which want to find a cure for Autism are genocidal eugencists. Asperger's/Autism is a disability. Some cope with it better than others, and some can become STEM savants. But it doesn't make it any less of a disability. That's like saying Stephen Hawking's muscular dystrophy wasn't a disability at all just because he was intelligent. I don't think anyone aside from clout-chasing TikTok influencers is glad they have Autism.

 

[Kokenami]

They think organizations like Autism Speaks which want to find a cure for Autism are genocidal eugencists.

Straight up, if a cure drops, I'll be first in line for that shit.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Another edition of "things that didn't happen":

Not a man but i totally believe it, actually. He turns up wearing boy clothes but with obvious moobs. His friend mocks and disrespects him by grabbing at them, and openly disbelieves his troon fantasy. B-b-b-based.

They think organizations like Autism Speaks which want to find a cure for Autism are genocidal eugencists.

It’s just #DropKiwiFarms by another name.

 

[Kokenami]

Not a man but i totally believe it, actually.

You fool, all reddit stories are fake and gay.

 

[Paper Machete]

I have always wanted to be a father and it’s hard for me to deal with the fact that I won’t get to participate in the same was as a lot of other men get to, and if I had that option and felt like my partner was taking it away from me, I would be very upset.

You can't be a father. You can only be a mother and regardless of how present you are there physically there will always be something missing, something wrong if you're busy trying to play dad when you baby just needs mom. JFC, it makes me MATI when these girls are so preoccupied with this nonsense. And for fuck's sake they're usually all in on the neolib brainrot of disrespecting proper male role models, what the fuck would they know about it?

A mother and father aren't just two identical halves of a pair. They play different roles, will approach relationship with same/opposite sex children differently, have different attachment styles usually (they're meant to mediate each other), and if you're spiritually minded then that plays into things as well.

That's not even getting into how little these women care about their own health and as the one that has to gestate and birth the baby or go through egg retrieval...the horrors.

 

[Owls Owls Owls]

A silly little L from a silly little Pooner.

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btw i made my username before my egg cracked.

so my school was doing this challenge for the school year where we were trying to read 25 books. I was able to complete the challenge and everyone who completed got their pictures taken. i went to the place where the group photos were gonna be taken and the majority of the people who were there were women and girls. i haven’t read for fun since and if i do read for fun i genuinely refuse to read anything written at a female perspective, which kinda limits my options sometimes because there’s a lot of female authors.

 

[Dolly Brooks]

A silly little L from a silly little Pooner.

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btw i made my username before my egg cracked.

so my school was doing this challenge for the school year where we were trying to read 25 books. I was able to complete the challenge and everyone who completed got their pictures taken. i went to the place where the group photos were gonna be taken and the majority of the people who were there were women and girls. i haven’t read for fun since and if i do read for fun i genuinely refuse to read anything written at a female perspective, which kinda limits my options sometimes because there’s a lot of female authors.

Can’t she just read about war?
It’s just really big true crime.

Even her profile pic is fuck ugly


So reading makes her dysphoric but this doesn’t? Lmaooo

 

[Kokenami]

A silly little L from a silly little Pooner.

Can trannies do anything besides rot on the internet all day? For fuck sake I'm shocked that the 41% isn't higher.

 

[crab hole]

Trans pride purse that is just a painted brick with purse hardware glued to it

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I'm afraid this is Good Art. They mean it as first brick thrown at Stonewall, the false narrative of what happened on Christopher St in 1969. What they've delivered is a painted brick(hon) that very vaguely resembles a thing which it is not.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Nigga that's teal.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Nigga that's teal.

Turquoise has entered the chat.