Off-Topic Tranny-Themed Arts & Crafts

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Cringe T-shirts:

"Discreet LGBTQIA+ Pride Streetwear"

Untruthful spam keywords

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

Petition to buy the girl cock candle and witch gender spell for Null

 

[Kyff]

Investigating the extra-valid bisexuals' continued efforts to make their flag not hideous

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Investigating the extra-valid bisexuals' continued efforts to make their flag not hideous
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That's the pansexual flag. You can tell, because it's a pan-shaped sticker in the second image.


I hate that I know this. I have so much unholy knowledge.

 

[UsoppBrain]

I posted about finding a PS One screen attachment with a trans flag airbrushed on over in the things troons have ruined thread.
In the spirit of that, let’s look at other gaming console tainted the Troons old glory, the pink white and blue

the sailor troon volumes in the back are just the cherry on top.

This one is for sale on Etsy. Why ruin an old console like this?

Now this is just predictable. Trannies cream themselves over the switch. Probably cause they can’t buy anything better like a Steam Deck or a ROG Ally, or maybe they’re immature and exclusively play children’s games.

Please share if you have anything similar!

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

I posted about finding a PS One screen attachment with a trans flag airbrushed on over in the things troons have ruined thread.
In the spirit of that, let’s look at other gaming console tainted the Troons old glory, the pink white and blue

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the sailor troon volumes in the back are just the cherry on top.
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This one is for sale on Etsy. Why ruin an old console like this?
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Now this is just predictable. Trannies cream themselves over the switch. Probably cause they can’t buy anything better like a Steam Deck or a ROG Ally, or maybe they’re immature and exclusively play children’s games.

Please share if you have anything similar!

Why does buying a Nintendo console cause so many people to cut off their dick? Especially Nintendo speedrunners.

 

[Sandshrew]

Why does buying a Nintendo console cause so many people to cut off their dick? Especially Nintendo speedrunners.

Maybe they were trying to go for transracial Japanese first with a dick reduction but accidentally lobbed the whole thing off.

 

[Drama Fan]

Witch spells to change your gender:

How has Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime's handlers not gotten him into this racket yet? It's free money

 

[Sandshrew]

How has Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime's handlers not gotten him into this racket yet? It's free money

• Curse-ye-ha-me-ha
• Troll Protection Spell
• Sonichu Transformation Spell
• Rosechu Transformation Spell
• Dimensional Merge Seances

 

[Kyff]

Normies are definitely going to know what that P stands for. Can't foresee any problems there

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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Looks like the Ruble sign. Stupid trannies strike again.

Trans pig is bang to rights, though.

If anyone has a Ravelry account, that’s probably a good place to troll for stupid trans “craft” shit. The owner is a Troon and last I heard, the entire place was totally captured. So much for old grannies and Turkish mothers in law.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

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Oh man ohman oh man. If I was an unethical money grubber I could whip up a shitload of those crochet abominations to sell at my local pride. So many options. All pigs though because fuck you
Eta the yarn companies are leaving $ on the table not making lgbbq inclusive self striping yarns for kweer fiber artistes

 

[cyber insecurity]

obligatory top surgery crochet doll post

 

[Sandshrew]

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It's so male-brained to like crochet dolls

 

[Nero Fiddled]

Call me old fashioned, but painting a series of pink, blue and white stripes onto something is neither an "art" or a "craft".

 

[UsoppBrain]

Lil Pooner makes her own totally heccin awesome manly action figure! Complete with T shots and a drawing tablet.

Edit: holy fuck I didn’t even realize the “real boy” seal in the top right corner holy shit lmaoooo

 

[Sandshrew]

Call me old fashioned, but painting a series of pink, blue and white stripes onto something is neither an "art" or a "craft".

It's ableist to assume they're capable of more than that.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

It's ableist to assume they're capable of more than that.

That's OK.
I'll add that qualification to all the others I've been called over the years in the mistaken belief that I actually give a fuck.

 

[Sandshrew]

That's OK.
I'll add that qualification to all the others I've been called over the years in the mistaken belief that I actually give a fuck.

I'm just fucking with you lmao. I love being called "ableist" when I imply that a high-functioning autist or tranny (same thing honestly) should still get a job (other than selling etsy "crafts" like the ones here) and try their best to contribute to society.

 

[Layton Mysteries]

Anyone seen this u/mcweaponry (Michael Crumling) guy?
Someone needs to save these poor guns from trannies with paint pens (seriously the whole r/transguns subreddit is a goldmine). I think these are full auto not FRTs too, so even if they aren't transferable ones those are pretty expensive to be doing crayola scribbles on. He is a class 2 SOT (people who can make NFA items like machine guns, short barreled guns, and silencers, though the machine guns they make can only be sold to other SOTs as "dealer samples", not to the public), so they are probably not transferable.

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He is also a pervert who engraves "tiddies" on a 1911:

The fish is kinda funny though, I have to give him that.

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He also has a daughter.

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He ND'd into his computer screen two times (also I'm guessing his powerword is Mike by his gmail bookmark in the bar, but maybe he bookmarked someone elses email account?):

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After a bit more investigation his powerword is Michael Crumling, he was featured on a Discovery Channel show called "Master of Arms", and he owned Mike's Custom Weaponry LLC. I'm pretty confident on this, his style of engraving looks exactly the same, Crumling is a unique last name, and to top it off, he showcases some of his early pistols on one of his oldest reddit posts that look very close to the one in the article.
His FFL is 8-23-133-07-5L-16140 (A). That was pre-archived 9 months ago along with the article so someone has been interested in him.
Oops, seems like the farms already has talked about him, but I'm going to post this anyways because it was pretty interesting.

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