Nintendo Switch 2 - For the Soytendo consoomers to speculate about the successor to the Switch, recently announced for 2025.

[Never Scored]

Lies. We were playing Settlers of Catan with the neighbors last night.

Hey neighbor

 

[Archeops]

After playing the system for a while I've noticed a really odd case where the system will freeze on waking from sleep mode on some occasions and require power cycle. The weirder thing is that it seems to only happen in docked mode.

It's not too bad but it's worth keeping an eye on in case things go south.

Going to get one next week, probably. Pretty excited for new Mario Kart and Metroid. The wife is already trash talking about lapping me. I will destroy her. We are going to invite the oldest over so he and the grandkids can witness.

I'm already seeing some players pulling off some insane combos with the advent of wall-running and railgrinding, you're gonna have to practice like Hell if you want to do well.

While being in the mall popped into the Nintendo store, they had like 20 systems left over. Sad.

Depending on the area some stores got up 100+ consoles for open orders due to the amount of preorders. That and I'm sure big box stores will move stock around to make sure it sells.

Also, it's worth noting that Target and Walmart didn't do midnight launches like GameStop and Best Buy did. Target did a launch day event whilst Walmart just dropped their stock on midnight.

I'd never get the cope that it's all Blackrock rather than the people being employed in those companies that aren't going anywhere.

It also doesn't help that NOA's (and TPCi's) headquarters are located in Bellevue, WA. That's a stone's throw away from the hive of PNW scum and villainy known as Seattle.

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It's about as much of a handheld as the Steam Deck is, the only thing it's missing is a better grip.

I know I'm replying to bait, but all these Deck comparisons use the default Deck preset for Cyberpunk which is generally pretty terrible and if you tweak it yourself you can get better perf without any upscaling.

>if you tweak it yourself
I think the point of the video is to show what you'll get from both systems with as little fiddling as possible.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Hey neighbor
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[Celebrate Nite]

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https://archive.ph/wip/mnW7I

Emulation, here we come!

I hope they shut the fuck up and crack it in silence so Nintendo doesn't catch on...

They won't. This will be a repeat of the switch 1 emulation all over again. Nobody learned a damn thing because they're all braindead niggercattle. Nintendo has been blatantly obvious about keeping an eye on everything Switch 2 related like a fucking hawk and now you have people IMMEDIATELY posting exploits on fucking Twitter/X like fucking retards

I hate EVERYTHING about the Switch 2 and the events around it, including the people involved in this.

 

[Americunt]

Charging more for a game is just inoffensive compared to a lot of the industry.

It's actually worse than a lot of those things. The average game price being hiked from 60 to 70 in the last 5 years was outrageous enough as it is, but it was slow rolled, and some publishers still haven't adopted it, and some PC Releases opt for a $50 price point compared to the console that pays the full 70, so it's not terrible.

Nintendo, appropos of literally nothing but greed, decided to hike the price EVEN FURTHER, to $80, on the first and ONLY exclusive game for their hot new console at launch. The rest of the industry being bad doesn't give Nintendo an excuse to set an as yet unheard of terrible industry standard, what kind of tendie cope is this?

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

I mean, its got more powerful internals. Do you people really buy consoles based on external looks?

In 2025, people buy consoles because they're in a fin-dom relationship with Nintendo. It's the only explanation that makes sense.

 

[Soggy Floppa]

I think the point of the video is to show what you'll get from both systems with as little fiddling as possible.

its literally just turning SSR and FSR off

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

I hate EVERYTHING about the Switch 2 and the events around it, including the people involved in this.

Why do you play video games then? Learn a trade and build model railroads.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Why do you play video games then? Learn a trade and build model railroads.

Why would he want to do that? Too many niggercattle in the model railroad hobby and he doesn’t want to be a fin-dom to a hobby.

 

[CEO of Autism]

https://x.com/iFixit/status/1930781813770727437

Still the same crappy sensors and mechanism for the analog sticks. Get ready to replace your joycons every two years!

 

[Asian tech support]

Learn a trade and build model railroads.

learn a trade and build REAL railroads

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

learn a trade and build REAL railroads

Live steam in your own back yard.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

learn a trade and build REAL railroads

Choo choo motherfucker

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Oh boy……

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Oh boy……

I thought Bobby Kotick ruined gaming.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

I thought Bobby Kotick ruined gaming.

And before that, EA.

 

[Calandrino]

I thought Bobby Kotick ruined gaming.

We all ruined gaming... together.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

And before that, EA.

EA and Bobby Kotick were more or less concurrent. If you want to go back further... I dunno. Lord British ruined gaming?

Regardless, I am doing my part and writing a letter to Jack Thompson right after I buy my Switch 2.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Playing TP right now using a Gamecube controller that doesn't require a second Internet subscription to use. Yar har fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is necessary you see.

 

[Birthday Balloon]

I think my Switch 2 bricked after the system transfer, it just keeps restarting. Has anyone else dealt with this? I just wanted to play some Mario Kart